🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Since Ralph was taking pictures in the strip club, what's the chances he got beat by security and got his phone taken/smashed? I know it seems to have happened later, but I wouldn't put it past for the piggy to return to the same club.

 

[HackerX]

I want to believe he didn't have a laptop or tablet and he's xeeting on a public computer. That's the most Ralphamale way to go about it.

 

[FiveStarAce]

This man is a Wreck. Sad, pathetic even. Nipples prodruding. Shamefull.

 

[Sammich]

That fat corn filled fuck got tossed down some stairs,!

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph is incapable of living without supervision.
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Calling bullshit on the"wreck".

It's Ralph, if he says it its a lie to deflect responsibility. I bet he just forgot the phone in the taxi, same as he did before, i believe this is the third time it happens.

But he can't just admit he forgot his phone cause he's drunk, xannied out, and has holes in his brain, so he has to make it someone else's fault getting him into this situation.

Also, LOL. Gunt doesn't even know if he can afford a phone? He's gotta be pathetically poor to be in that state.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Calling bullshit on the"wreck". It's Ralph, if he says it its a lie to deflect responsibility. I bet he just forgot the phone in the taxi, same as he did before, i believe this is the third time it happens.

But he can't just admit he forgot his phone, he has to make it someone else's fault getting him into this situation.

How do you lose a phone in a "wreck" anyway? I mean if you got into such a bad wreck that your phone was ejected from the vehicle into the neverland you'd be very injured. He was just drunk, pilled out, and retarded and either got robbed or left in the uber while he was fighting with the dox moon and oday scrimpson on his shoulder.

 

[Telemeter]

Uber driver? Who knows, the whole story could be bullshit and his phone got stolen by a hooker.
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Left turn T boned?

Oh, yes, the Uber driver got into exactly the kind of accident that totaled the Ralpha mobile a few years ago.

Calling extra bullshit.

Swiss cheese brain just forgot it somewhere, and he doesn't even remember where, but he thinks it was in the Uber.

Probably was sitting at a bar reading this thread as he waited for the Uber to show up and just left it on the table.

Remember this nigger woman trapped in a white amerimutt skin needs to embellish everything so it makes him look "less bad".

 

[Nate Higgers]

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He lost his phone again

I wonder if he saw my post in the Omnibussin thread about having a poverty tier phone without an optical zoom camera.

Ralph would really be dabbing and flexing on the broke dick karenfarms brokies if he spent $1000 on an iPhone 15 pro! I know he could afford it, considering he’s always smashing the goal…right?

 

[Lidl Drip]

How do you lose a phone in a "wreck" anyway? I mean if you got into such a bad wreck that your phone was ejected from the vehicle into the neverland you'd be very injured. He was just drunk, pilled out, and retarded and either got robbed or left in the uber while he was fighting with the dox moon and oday scrimpson on his shoulder.

He could have been drunk driving and scrolling KF at the same time.

 

[Rage Pig]

Starting to notice a pattern here.






And these are only the ones left after he wiped all his tweets in a panic after getting suspended.

 

[Jump]

If he was in an Uber and got in a wreck he would be talking about a lawsuit. He would have taken a selfie of himself next to the wrecked car pointing to it. And how do you lose you phone in a wreck thats not bad enough to put you in a hospital?

We all know he was completely smashed in TJ. He passed out and got robbed. Or he mouthed off and got the shit kicked out of him again. Then robbed.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Next time he makes an extended excursion to the land of his birth someone should make a mishap bingo card because so far he's hit just about everything that could go wrong.

 

[FiveStarAce]

He lost his Phone, his wallet and all his Papers?

He was robbed, simple as.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You know the fact of the matter is, who needs a tin shack! RalphP2 on the streets of MAY-REE-DUH! I know you're a big fan of the KILLLLLLstreeeeeeeam, senor!

I guess he would need at least a phone for that.

 

[T00L Nigger]

Ralph is incapable of living without supervision.
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It will be a Kino moment the day this nigger wakes up in an ice bath and goes to X to post about it. Not that he has any value in his organs, but maybe they could make a high quality oil from the blubber of the gunt?

You really don't realize how much you rely on your phone until you lose it

"Wuhdooyuh mean Ah Need uh New Kidneh? Ah cahnt uhford the wuns ah hav NOW!"

 

[Elmo]

Grown ass man who can't keep track of his toys. Sad! Pathetic!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It will be a Kino moment the day this nigger wakes up in an ice bath and goes to X to post about it. Not that he has any value in his organs, but maybe they could make a high quality oil from the blubber of the gunt?

BBQ hog kidney is a delicacy in some parts

 

[Pelican Bones]

Ralph got his ass beat at the Tee-Hwanuh strip club. Face smashed, phone smashed, probably had his wallet ganked. Now he has to pretend to have travel problems because he can't stream until the swelling goes down and will blame any bruises on "the wreck". SAD!

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Ralph is too much of a bitchmade coward to go back to Teewanna. Mark my words, he will never return. The longer he goes without returning the more true the rumor of him getting his shit kicked in by a Mexican pimp or robbed by Mexican children becomes.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ralph, you pathetic, insecure wannabe nigger, WHY keep up the AH'M SOBER schtick? You actually make money on pillstreams, you don't even have to fake donos! You could have plenty of cash if you would just give up the delusional larp and submit to being a dancing pill piggy