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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Doesn't even know if he can afford a new phone he has to check his bank to see how many centavas he has.
Where did all the money go Ralph?
Where did all the money go Ralph?
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Lost the truck too. FIVE BAR DAYS!
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I need an animated version of this. It's genuinely the funniest shit in PPPs ralph impersonation
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Just fishing for juicers
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What? Why was he in a wreck in Mexico City? Who would let him rent? Did he drive up there from Merida? Was it just a taxi or uber that got in an accident and his phone magically flew across the city? The lies are almost more baffling than whatever the truth could be.
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The wreck he got in was most likely a drunken Xanax state and he lost his phone in an Uber. Again. He can’t lose it in a wreck because it’s be glued to his hands refreshing Twitter or the Farms. Only way he’d lose it is by passing out.
Probably an Uber or a taxi or a bus. I swear to God this fat retard is so retarded. Every trip he makes ends up as a long necessary disaster somehow.
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He says he wasn’t driving.
Also claims he has injuries. Odds this is a cover for getting his ass kicked?
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Or, piggie got super drunk at the airport, fell over or down some stairs, lost his phone in the process. Or maybe just got kicked by a pimp or bouncers. The possibilities are endless!
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This nigger takes a fucking man purse everywhere he goes and still cannot make the effort to put his valuables into it when he is done with them; it's a kindergarten tier skill building exercise ffs + managing to get into another life threatening car wreck holy fuck Ralph, what happened to that 1 way ticket from Minnesota to Merida? How are you still not home? What the fuck are you doing??
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That's how I understood this tweet, but then I thought he'd never admit that he'd have to check if he could afford to spend $800 and that I must've misinterpreted it because English isn't my first language. Holy shit, I knew he pissed most of his money away, but this is fucking embarrassing.
I hope he's got a solid stash of xannies and his internet works tomorrow.
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Who was driving then, Ralph?
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90%. It took him this long to come up with a cover story for whatever happened in Tijuana where he was tweeting through it earlier.He says he wasn’t driving.
Also claims he has injuries. Odds this is a cover for getting his ass kicked?
Rage Pig
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Uber driver? Who knows, the whole story could be bullshit and his phone got stolen by a hooker.
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Clearly picked the wrong banditos to ride with.
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I just don't get how you lose your phone in a car accident. Did it fly out the window into a gulch?
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In the xanny haze coming out of the strip club, he was slur-typing that somebody was trying to grab his bag, cigarette and swing at him through the Uber window.
At least that's how I interpreted it. The two events are not unrelated.
At least that's how I interpreted it. The two events are not unrelated.
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Man. So he loses his passport, is PRESSED by a friendly steel toe fan and Aaron, is stuck sleeping in airports for days and now a car wreck?
Ralph, we tried to warn you nigga. You should have stayed away from that fucking medallion. Magi-Chan is all pissed off and hungry for blood now.
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