🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Well I imagine Dax will be scrambling to find reasons to be busy or maimed that weekend.

Edit: Meanwhile in Guntland
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Of course piggy would understand the inner workings of the teenage girl mind.

Lolol "you're gonna be sorry when all my delusions of grandeur come true "

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Well I imagine Dax will be scrambling to find reasons to be busy or maimed that weekend.

Edit: Meanwhile in Guntland
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Of course piggy would understand the inner workings of the teenage girl mind.

The porker is so out of his mind, he doesn't realize those first three paragraphs fit the description his own daughter.

Ah yes, at least pushing papers for a soulless corp brings food to the table and keeps a stable roof over your head. It may not be ideal, but it beats depending on the dripping handouts of a bunch of strangers who may or may not even exist.

And imagine describing yourself as a "living meme" in a honestly positive light.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Don’t forget fat. ... all red-faced, greasy and broken-out.

(Emphases added)

Although the "tuba follows fat guy" is Ralph's official theme song, can we add this tune to Ralph's supplemental theme songs?

 

[FiveStarAce]

The porker is so out of his mind, he doesn't realize those first three paragraphs fit the description his own daughter.

Ah yes, at least pushing papers for a soulless corp brings food to the table and keeps a stable roof over your head. It may not be ideal, but it beats depending on the dripping handouts of a bunch of strangers who may or may not even exist.

And imagine describing yourself as a "living meme" in a honestly positive light.

The idea of working a just ok deskjob to provide for your kids is the definition of "cucked" for Ethan Ralph.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Piggy is thirst posting into the void.
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Pathetically simping for e-girls on Twitter and going to stripclubs is all the interaction with women he gets now, lol. lmao.

Lolol "you're gonna be sorry when all my delusions of grandeur come true "

His book that he's totally gonna write is going to be such a best-seller that his keeeds will read it one day and know who instinctively "this retard junkie whoremonger was MY dad!".

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So Ralph’s strategy after getting outted as a coward (again) is to talk about his threesomes with his pregnant wife, thirst post, and disparage the mother of his daughter all after drunk posting at a strip club in Tijuana? Man the guy knows what his loser followers want!

 

[Drunkensailor]

I unironically cannot wait for his book to be written. It will realistically never happen, however It will make Russell Greers book look like a literary masterpiece in comparison. I am looking forward to ppp reading it in segments the same way as @Fatal Walter did with shitlips's tome. The seething when Kino Casino makes orders of magnitude more money off the book than Ethan, will be wonderful.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

I unironically cannot wait for his book to be written. It will realistically never happen, however It will make Russell Greers book look like a literary masterpiece in comparison. I am looking forward to ppp reading it in segments the same way as @Fatal Walter did with shitlips's tome. The seething when Kino Casino makes orders of magnitude more money off the book than Ethan, will be wonderful.

It’ll be the Sektor’s War and Peace

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I unironically cannot wait for his book to be written.

Coping and Seething in Merida, by Ethan Ralph

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Coping and Seething in Merida, by Ethan Ralph

Mah Dinmer with O'Dayy, by Ethen Ralp

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The Gunt Also Whineses

 

[T00L Nigger]

Audio companion.
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This was Bixnood: The Life and Times of Ethan Ralph {Name Redacted} , an audio book reading by Ashton Parks.

Piggy is thirst posting into the void.
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He's going to offer her the finest cheap motel soaps and towels that pesos can buy. "Enjoy yer goodie bag, chyld!"

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I figure if Ralph did write a book the reception would be akin to that episode of South Park. People get through a couple of sentences, then start violently projectile vomiting.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I figure if Ralph did write a book the reception would be akin to that episode of South Park. People get through a couple of sentences, then start violently projectile vomiting.

Nobody will read it. It'll sit in obscurity on self-published Amazon with all of the other retarded books about women getting fucked by creatures.

 

[Bixnood]

This was Bixnood: The Life and Times of Ethan Ralph {Name Redacted} , an audio book reading by Ashton Parks.

Leave me outta this, nigger.

 

[Rage Pig]

This retard is still on his journey, how many days ago did he leave Minnesota?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

lol this fat nigga really spent 6 days in various airports just to smell a woman he didn't have to pay.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This retard is still on his journey, how many days ago did he leave Minnesota?
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His Tijuana strip club post was on the 24th. Unless the strip club he was at was just called Tijuana. So... this would be at least the 4th day. Completely sane and reasonable flight plans.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I think he's scared to go live because people will laugh at him for being scared to fight Aaron the cuck and Jim's driveway. Boy is shaking in his booties.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

He thinks $1k is a lot of money.
Didn't he call $20 life-changing?

$20 can buy you a months supply of tortas.