2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

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I had never even heard of this goblin cunt until her legal threat was featured. Now I can say that she is ugly and I would not have sex with her. I've seen vomit piles more appealing than her "nudes".
And yet men apparently paid good money to fuck her. Proving there’s no accounting for taste.

if I am being 100% honest I’ve seen some older pics of her where she had fewer piercings and lesbian coded dress sense. She had a sort of Goth Naughty Librarian emo vibe going on. And a banging if badly tattooed bikini body. Not my thing. But I could see her finding a few rich simps in New Yawk.
 
I'll be the first to admit that I am not well versed in Legalese but do all legal notices look like they got typed out by an assmad redditor trying their best to be quippy and smug?
It’s an odd feature of both the Septic legal system and Britbong’s. The font, typeset and odd characters are out of a Dickensian era. Those who frot over the law think it’s part of the majesty of the legal system. Most sane people just think it’s fucking annoying.
 
I'll be the first to admit that I am not well versed in Legalese but do all legal notices look like they got typed out by an assmad redditor trying their best to be quippy and smug?

This technically isn't a formal request. Clearly, the type of lawyer the individual in question would hire is an assmad redditor.

I wouldn't be surprised if whatever firm this is often works on behalf of these types.
 
How do you "dox" a person with a public facing job in media under their real identity?
Generally not announce where they live, their phone number, family situation, etc. The issue being, most successful people with public facing personas do everything they can to scrub themselves from public databases, and use shell companies to mask their actions. Like athletes, actors, and the like; they don't have their name recorded anywhere on a property title, it's some LLC or something with a lawyer as the registered agent.
 
oh nice now i have something new to watch. this is a very interesting way to make sure your information spreads even further then it otherwise would. just think of all the screenshots and archives and torrents. is this going to be a kaffals team up they seem to have that same stupid way of saying stupid shit that later blows up in there face.
 
Looks like Jesse Cox's dad. Truly the pinnacle of masculinity in 2024.

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I'll be the first to admit that I am not well versed in Legalese but do all legal notices look like they got typed out by an assmad redditor trying their best to be quippy and smug?
No, it's just that this specific "lawyer" is just that stupid and incompetent. Mind you, i'm no lawyer, like, not at all, but i know a assmad retarted redditor when i see one. And her "lawyer" definetly fits the description.
 
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This is the faggiest legal document I've ever read
Don’t mean to sound like an uneducated tard, but is this document actually…official? It’s one of the most colloquial, unprofessional legal docs I’ve ever read.
To repeat: Mr. Moon is not currently in our crosshairs, and if this thread removes the
dox and never leaves the non-public portion of KiwiFarms’ forums, then there will be no
reason for us to give Mr. Moon the time of day. Our concern is not with policing the Internet
activity of a single person or even a whole forum, but in protecting the security and rights of our clients. The less KiwiFarms puts our clients in danger or permitting others to utilize information provided by KiwiFarms to continue campaigns of harassment, stalking, and intentional infliction of emotional distress, the less we will have to get involved in Joshua
Moon’s business.
Again, our sole concern here is Alyssa’s wellbeing, and this threatens that wellbeing if
it is released in its current form. As modified, and if it stays private, then we do not believe
that it represents a serious threat and may safely be ignored. It would be in your client’s interest to keep it that way.
We look forward to hearing back from you within thirty days with news that Joshua
has complied with this demand without amendment or complaint. If he does so, this will conclude the matter, and this firm will go back to its usual policy of trying to think about
Joshua Moon and KiwiFarms as little as humanly possible. If he fails to heed this friendly warning, we will be forced to change our policy. It is rare for someone to have such control over their own fate.
No, scratch that. The whole thing is fucking retarded. Really, Alyssa? This is the best you could get?
No, it's just that this specific "lawyer" is just that stupid and incompetent. Mind you, i'm no lawyer, like, not at all, but i know a assmad retarted redditor when i see one. And her "lawyer" definetly fits the description.
Who are you?
 
It's not libel or slander to say she used to do "sex work" (flashing her webcam when she was in her 20s) because she brags about it, and she shows her flat ass on twitter for free. Her whole life is a neverending quest for male attention, despite male attention being more plentiful than air if you aren't like two hundred pounds.

If she's bored she could try PLAYING VIDEO GAMES :stress:
 
It's not libel or slander to say she used to do "sex work" (flashing her webcam when she was in her 20s) because she brags about it, and she shows her flat ass on twitter for free.
I wonder if her "sex work" could be classified as "consent accident"? Speaking of the devil, will she ask help from LFJ?

Btw, there's one more vlog on the subject. Also archived in PreserveTube. https://preservetube.com/watch?v=TRYETCs5IgQ
 
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