Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Ok I will now make a pledge. In order to avoid burnout and also to see how much shit the pig can get up to in a week, I will intentionally not check this thread or his social media pages for seven days, and I shall only return on the 4th of September. I hope that the contrast of shit he was doing today and what he is doing now will be educative.

First off lets see what shit he has been doing today....

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Bragging about a DRUMPF BAD thread going vaguely viral on lib-xitter in election year as some grand lifetime accomplishment and the reason he is "STAYING AND FIGHTING" to magically force Elon to cede xitter to him....

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Oinking about how much he hates Elon for withholding his xitter girthright from him....

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And of course....ENJOYPRISONCHILDing

I am now going fully off the grid for until wednesday next. I really fucking hope he doesnt pull some CWC-barbussy tier hijinks in this time or I am going to be extremely cross
 
Look at the last pages Georgester, he's represented by Strang Bradley.
I can't believe an actual lawyer wrote this shit.
It makes Rekietas filings look almost competent.
I would have bet money Pat wrote this himself, its like Grier took a creative writing class, which is about what I'd expect from Pat, it even reads a lot like his previous Pro Se filing that we know he wrote.
I think Pat did write it just over the lawyers signature, or they just let him dictate what he wanted and didn't correct him because they're tired of being childed.
Did the response just say "meek"? That is almost certainly Pat's wording. He claimed that Larry Correia was "meek" (which Larry called bullshit on, rightly). He tells his stalkers that they will surrender "meekly" upon their arrest.

This response tells me two things:
  1. Patrick had a very significant hand in its authorship.
  2. When he was a kid, someone somewhere accused him of meekness, probably when he got a little too stroppy for his own good, and it stuck.
Thats exactly what I mean. The little writing quirks and Patisms like that just scream Man of Pig typed this out with his own trotters.
 
Found the post (see above).
So she likely has an STD. No wonder Patrick doesn't wear underwear. He's too proud to go to a doctor for a cure or something, so prefers to not have his micro penis rub against anything least he spends hours scratching.
 
Rick finds it extremely difficult to be nice or straight, despite being white.

The funny part about the funster pfp of him flipping off the Rosa Parks memorial is that he was significantly less fat than he is now. It boggles the mind that he calls a picture of his past self fat just because a funster is using it. Never change Rick but if he was able to change he wouldn't have 3500 page thread.
That pic from Worldcon in the red top he looks like ten gallons of lard poured into a sausage skin.
Very disrespectful.
 
However, cringe A Christmas Carol fanfiction starring Tiny Tim has been on Pat's mind for much longer:
>History remembers him as Jack the Ripper.

Trust Pat and his violent hatred of women to try to equate a beloved child character from a (if not the ) Christmas story with a brutal butcher of women that carved out sexual organs. Beside A Christmas Carol was written in the 1830's or 1840's, the Ripper killings were in 1888, Tiny Tim was a weak and sickly boy, he'd have been an even weaker and sicker (not to mention crippled) old man by 1888 if he even lived that long. Pat can't even follow the timeline of his plagiarized universe.
Setting aside the return of StealthyIncapacitator, I really hope one of his suits goes before a judge who asks him in old boomer consternation why he felt the need to angrily reply with threats of violence over a thousand times to somebody threatening to shit in his toilet
Its fucking crazy how Pig Tits keeps falling for the same "I'm gonna shit in your toilet" bait for months. He also seems to have this weird fixation on "holding you immobile" which considering his incredibly gay mannerism, his habit of frequenting a notorious gay cruising sauna, and his previous statements about his "rage erections" is kinda troubling.
Pat is fantasing about pressing his rage erection into stalkers backs.
Thats sexual assault Pat.

Enjoy Prison.
He has a gay porn doppelganger
A "doppelganger".
Is that what he's going with?
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Bragging about a DRUMPF BAD thread going vaguely viral on lib-xitter in election year as some grand lifetime accomplishment and the reason he is "STAYING AND FIGHTING" to magically force Elon to cede xitter to him....
what the fuck is he talking about in this post?

that withdrawal from Afghanistan was treachery on the part of the Biden administration, and it resulted in countless lives lost that would not have been otherwise. Bidet not only ignored the fallout from that fiasco, neither he nor anyone in his cabinet were the slightest bit concerned or empathetic when the bodies of our troops were returned to the USA.

to call Trump a traitor in that context, as Trump honors the dead no less, is soulless behavior. an abomination.
 
what the fuck is he talking about in this post?

that withdrawal from Afghanistan was treachery on the part of the Biden administration, and it resulted in countless lives lost that would not have been otherwise. Bidet not only ignored the fallout from that fiasco, neither he nor anyone in his cabinet were the slightest bit concerned or empathetic when the bodies of our troops were returned to the USA.

to call Trump a traitor in that context, as Trump honors the dead no less, is soulless behavior. an abomination.
Pats continued simping for Biden even as he periodically dusts off his General Fatton uniform to give shit tier wet brain military takes is pathetic and baffling.
Biden presided over the biggest and most humiliating moment for the US military since the Fall of Saigon. It was worse than Saigon. We left billions of dollars of military equipment behind for those sandrats, left girlfriends and children of US citizens we promised to ensure the safety and welfare of, left Afghan personnel that had worked alongside us against the Taliban to be captured and tortured and most importantly left our own fucking people behind.
Trump had a schedule in place to pull out properly and without just abandoning all that shit and running for the hills like the Corpse of Joe Bidens controllers did.

Pats a retard.
 
Very real message from a very real person posted to Patrick's site on a since-deleted section:
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Too bad it wasn't handwritten; I get the strangest feeling it would have looked familiar.


Just for comparison:
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Unrelated: Did this 2016 bar selfie ever get posted here?
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Ah yes, Jane Doe, the 61th John Doe.

One of the funnier elements of the 60 John Does is that the list of ONA usernames Rick presented to the court only accounted for approximately 18 individual users.
Multiple users had up to three different alt accounts included. I believe someone had four.

Rick now claims there are only half a dozen people stalking him, though was never able to explain why he chose the number 60 in his attempt to sue 18.

In his defense, it doesn't help matters that whenever a Pest disappears from the community, several others will adopt their username to create the impression it's been the same 30 retards over there calling each other faggots for the last two decades. Pests don't like change. Even the notorious SpaceEdge is a few users removed from the OG mod of the old subreddit. The current Brian Gilgore may be the tenth or eleventh member to don the cowl.
 
In his defense, it doesn't help matters that whenever a Pest disappears from the community, several others will adopt their username to create the impression it's been the same 30 retards over there calling each other faggots for the last two decades. Pests don't like change. Even the notorious SpaceEdge is a few users removed from the OG mod of the old subreddit. The current Brian Gilgore may be the tenth or eleventh member to don the cowl.
Remove the internet from the context of this and I could completely believe you're talking about some weird mystery cult in antiquity. Imagine you're going about your business in the Roman forum, and man wearing a pig mask with a finger pointing to his temple comes up and whispers "Hey, have you heard about Patricius Slobinius Tomlinus? He's a failed paterfamilias and is possessed by an Eastern gluttony demon. He turns Aethiopian children into sausages, and if we don't call him a fat sodomite with bitch tits every day the world will end." Then he goes on a tangent about a former comedian he suspects has Carthaginian ancestry.
 
Remove the internet from the context of this and I could completely believe you're talking about some weird mystery cult in antiquity. Imagine you're going about your business in the Roman forum, and man wearing a pig mask with a finger pointing to his temple comes up and whispers "Hey, have you heard about Patricius Slobinius Tomlinus? He's a failed paterfamilias and is possessed by an Eastern gluttony demon. He turns Aethiopian children into sausages, and if we don't call him a fat sodomite with bitch tits every day the world will end." Then he goes on a tangent about a former comedian he suspects has Carthaginian ancestry.

There was a short, tenuous period of the Pest diaspora after their expulsion from Reddit during which it was uncertain where they would find a new home, if they were to at all. A makeshift forum was constructed on Saidit, as well as a couple other platforms, though none could support their voracious autism.

At one point, around 2019-2020, someone had convinced the admin of a now-forgotten host site to allow the Pests to set up shop so long as they contained their nonsense to a designated area (reminiscent of Null's failed experiment to integrate them here). The admin's foolish attempt to wrangle the Pests of course only compelled them to annihilate the entire site with scat porn and Sopranos memes.

After 48 hours of the site's userbase flooding his inbox with complaints, the admin took to the public live chat to ask, "Who is speaking for the new O&A users? I don't want any trouble, we just need to establish ground rules for site use." His inquiry was met with a hoard of Pests spamming "I AM SPARTACUS" until the chat was closed and all new user accounts were summarily banned.

It was then that Quasi the Quasher decided to bankroll a new forum with his Bollywood fortune, and now here we are.
 
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