Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%

  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%
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Honestly never thought derich would actually get sent to ban world, all it took was for DSPs new friends to peer pressure him to do it or else the kino money train might stop. Regardless of how we got the outcome it was the right choice to ban this spamming chink pedo. Now get out of Canada please.

Also wouldn't be surprised if derich tries to take his own life because him getting to spam the guys chat was one of his most personal joys judging by how he titled his dsp related playlists.
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Very bizarre parasocial relationship this dude had with dsp.
 
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If a new account shows up and they wont shut the fuck up about how sad they were when Harold Ramis died or how many movie franchise lego universe expansions there were or calling Sunny Delight THESMOOTHORANGEJUICE (it's a flavor called smooth orange you fucking crossed eyed garlic and piss stinking slope) then yeah it's probably him. That aside I'll say this you did slip a little and that was you should have made Phil on camera then and there make the statement "yes I see what you guys are showing me and that a channel owned and used by Derich with several playlists with hundreds of videos featuring little girls".
 
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If Derich is as annoying and attention-seeking as you say, that won't work. If he did try to smuggle Derich back in, for whatever reason, it would be a stupendously bad move.
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If Phil is smart (lmao) all he has to do is just leave Derich in the dark. Derich is dumb as rocks anyways and someone correct me if I'm wrong but there are no regular bans in Youtube stream livechat. If you get banned from someone's channel it's always a shadowban. So Derich could spam his usual garbage but nobody else would see it.
 
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Null said:
If Derich is as annoying and attention-seeking as you say, that won't work. If he did try to smuggle Derich back in, for whatever reason, it would be a stupendously bad move.
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Not only that, there's a meme in the detractor community to impersonate Derich in Phil's chat. If the fake Derichs all are catching bans, but one retard that spams like him is consistently allowed, that's him.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
If Phil is smart (lmao) all he has to do is just leave Derich in the dark. Derich is dumb as rocks anyways and someone correct me if I'm wrong but there are no regular bans in Youtube stream livechat. If you get banned from someone's channel it's always a shadowban. So Derich could spam his usual garbage but nobody else would see it.
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Derich is definitely aware he has been banned. People mentioned it in reply to some of his tweets and he blocked one of the accounts. He's looking at what people are saying about him, he knows what happened, and I'm sure he's already sent an email to Papa Phil begging for the unban.
 
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I like how after DSP said he'd ban Derich he out of no where unloaded about how needy and annoying Derich was lmao. Something we all knew was annoying DSP, cuz he annoys everyone. I just found it so hilarious that Phil kicked Derich in the kidney while he lay on the ground dying. Haha where was this "needy" talk before? He banned anyone else that acted like that without hesitation.

My avatar is the last thing Derich saw.
 
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It is very easy to find the real one (I forget if the Chrome extension is broken again) but I can find the ID for it at least. Maybe somebody with better YouTube knowledge can take it from there.
 
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That is not the real Derich lp account.
A message from the real Derich lp account looks like this
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Null said:
If Derich is as annoying and attention-seeking as you say, that won't work. If he did try to smuggle Derich back in, for whatever reason, it would be a stupendously bad move.
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It's true that Derich just making a new named account would not work. Derich not only spams messages that are @DSPGaming, but he also acts in a particular way. One example- He spams @DSPGaming messages, if DSP doesn't respond to his message, Derich will delete the message and copy-paste the same message repeatedly until DSP responds. Derich would have to radically change his behavior.
 
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There are no other users with a Rainman like knowledge of DSP, as in “hey @DSPGaming (since he never says Phil), I remember when it took you 14 lives to beat the first phase of a boss on your 2018 game playthrough”.

Nobody can even fake that as wtf would know that shit.
 
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Yes they can, I assume someone is going to use it to troll everyone, and make an account to pretend it's Derich but not blatantly with the PFP, simply by spamming nonsense and random factoids, so that DSP is pressured into banning that new user.

Then he will say "I don't know for sure? How do I know it's Derich, nobody knows, right?" and will develop into him laying down the law and banning anyone derailing for this.

That's a clear possibility.

Then we'll have 20 detractor videos on this, tweets, and speculation here.
 
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Derich getting banned was the only good scenario, and he should of been banned as soon as the little girl video playlists ended up getting discovered. I don't understand how random e-thots and only fans whores manage to ban him faster than the hammer can come down, but Phil hesitates at every turn with him particularly. Derich has ban evaded in the past, but usually gets spotted pretty fast. So if anything it is going to be quite the spectacle when the 20 Derich alts are going to be coming out of the wood work to spam the chat. While the real Derich sits down, does random SHOUT OUTS, and does absolutely nothing. Either way, going to make for some funny clips.
 
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I don't understand how random e-thots and only fans whores manage to ban him faster than the hammer can come down, but Phil hesitates at every turn with him particularly
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Clearly he didn't offer to make any of them tiermakers, or thumbnails or contribute fun facts about the first time they were DP'd. That and he probably was a broke bitch on there and I don't think there are gifted memberships on Chaturbate.
 
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