Imagine thinking that this is all "owning" us, when in Phil's infinite stupidity, he's inadvertently admitted to lying about his financial situation. Every time that he's cried poor, and having to eat lunch meat sandwiches, he's been blowing it all on Hogan.
Phil, this isn't the win you think it is. If Nancy found out, your ass would be on the hook to come up with that $5000 in business expenses each month. And no, August doesn't count, seeing as one of your "longtime fans" bought you that computer, as you said.