🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Guntkvd]

I've got to give Ethan Ralph a lot of credit because he has completely changed by opinion of the border areas of Mexico.

Apparently they are so safe, you can be utterly blitzed, not speak the language, and not even have travel documents, and you won't die.

Locals probably saw him acting like a third world trash and mistook him for their own.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Deciphering the second part of Ralph's deleted piglish tweet I feel is key to understanding piggy's latest L. It's like a Cicada 3301 puzzle.

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To me it's all about the javelin and slub wet

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Starting to notice a pattern here.

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And these are only the ones left after he wiped all his tweets in a panic after getting suspended.

Ralph not drunk, Ralph make think super clear, Ralph lose phone in boom boom crash make Ralph sad.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Magi-Chan probably gets really confused by all the pills and booze and wonders off to tell Rekieta to post more about his criminal case on twitter.

Maybe when Magi-Chan is finally victorious the death of its perfect host will leave behind a crater that makes Chilxicub look like a golf divot.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Who would dare take Ralph’s phone? and so close to the illustrious GamerGate(TM) anniversary too!! Don’t they know who Ralph is? Bish.

 

[AltisticRight]

So piggytits got into an accident of sorts and lost his phone? Really?
I'm sure we've seen how this piggy clutches his phone with both of his bloated hooves. How is that possible?
He got into a crash so impactful with so much momentum, the phone flew out of his hooves and went flying across the border?
Or did he get out of the car in time and it exploded, with his phone still lying on the seats?

The previous day, he was busy taking creepshots of strippers at a Tijuana nightclub and simping for some gross whore on Xitter. Right.
The simplest explanation is that security got him, beat his fat bum gunted arse and then smashed his phone. They don't take lightly to fat gelatinous gringos calling them racists for not allowing him to film on their premises.

tl;dr
piggy got punted

 

[MadStan]

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Ralph's still got it. And to think there were some who wanted to see this particular forum decommissioned.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph's still got it. And to think there were some who wanted to see this particular forum decommissioned.

Total Sektur Decommissioning

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

I've got to give Ethan Ralph a lot of credit because he has completely changed by opinion of the border areas of Mexico.

Apparently they are so safe, you can be utterly blitzed, not speak the language, and not even have travel documents, and you won't die.

Does Ralph look like a person that someone would pay ransom for to you?

 

[AltisticRight]

Does Ralph look like a person that someone would pay ransom for to you?

Pay ransom to release the kidnappers from the pungent gunt eroma?
Sounds right.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

So let me get this strait.
He crashed his car 3-4 times,
He got beat up twice and he is still trying to do IRL shit?
You go king.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for when ransomers kidnap Ralph and Dax wires money for them to keep Ralph.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Lost = seized as evidence in a crime, right?

 

[sallowhal]

i wonder if he's getting a new number. i wonder if he "lost" his phone because of the witness intimidation situation. if i were the kind of coward who would abandon the country my daddy gave me to avoid child support, i'd sure abandon my phone and phone number if the cops were trying to get a hold of me.

but i might be giving him too much credit.

 

[MadStan]

There’s no doubt just as with the beating he got in Portugal he no doubt insulted a woman in the establishment and got smacked for it. He literally gets beaten up and robbed wherever he goes. If he offers to go to Saudi Arabia, I’ll chip in for the ticket.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Piggy is thirst posting into the void.
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Nobody wants anything to do with Ralph on his birthday, no friends, no family. However he has court allowing him supervised visits of a three year old and he will force himself on a pre-schooler to avoid spending his birthday totally alone.

Let’s hope he guilts Dax into taking him out for ice cream cones again.

 

[JustStopDude]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for when ransomers kidnap Ralph and Dax wires money for them to keep Ralph.

Dax would tragically be severely injured in a freak accident that would disable both of his arms and making him deaf temporarily, thus missing the ransom phone call.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Nobody wants anything to do with Ralph on his birthday, no friends, no family. However he has court allowing him supervised visits of a three year old and he will force himself on a pre-schooler to avoid spending his birthday totally alone.

Let’s hope he guilts Dax into taking him out for ice cream cones again.

thats the thing.
Who is Ethan ralph friend?
Adoulfwolf?

 

[parsnip]

Ralph lives in what I consider “nightmare mode”.

• Losing my passport in a foreign country
• Losing my cellphonetelephone
• Losing my wallet
• Missing a flight
• Fucking up a flight booking
• Not knowing where my next meal is coming from
• Not being able to see my kids
• Being fat

Like I have at least one nightmare about each of these scenarios happening to me, but for Ralph it’s just another Tuesday. Is he too low IQ to realize that these are all bad?

I would watch a television show of him travelling. Bear Grylls has nothing on him.