DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So he's playing WWE tomorrow night. Get ready for a arc no-one saw coming

Imagine thinking that spending $5000 in one month will somehow justify what he wrote on the bankruptcy filings and absolve him of committing perjury. You really would have to be retarded to not ask the question of what happened in the previous months.

DSP really thinks he can get ahead of the Joon doc this way.
 
Unrelated but I just have to say that I’m watching the interview from yesterday, and while I’m laughing my ass off at Null laughing and telling DSP “I can’t unfuck her sister”, I feel like that’s the VERY instant that DSP’s “I’m gonna get him to shut it down” ploy blows up in his face. You can straight up see him seething at that moment. The shitty alien perma-grin fades as Null laughs at the king and the king realizes that he’s not getting what he wanted.
 
Bubby, he showed up because he thought he was going read Null the riot act. This guy is really used to being the smartest guy in the room and yesterday he got checked.
He's used to being the ONLY guy in the room.
I’ll be real, streaming WWEC puts him one step closer to redemption in my eyes. I do wonder how much longer he can act like a sarcastic asshole while discussing it, though.
Why? He lied for all those years and still won't tell the truth about it. KC has been giving him smart advice about "owning the memes" but it doesn't change the person he is.
 
Unrelated but I just have to say that I’m watching the interview from yesterday, and while I’m laughing my ass off at Null laughing and telling DSP “I can’t unfuck her sister”, I feel like that’s the VERY instant that DSP’s “I’m gonna get him to shut it down” ploy blows up in his face. You can straight up see him seething at that moment. The shitty alien perma-grin fades as Null laughs at the king and the king realizes that he’s not getting what he wanted.
Phil says he's been here before (which I believe, and I almost wish he mentioned if he had visited other boards, which I 100% believe he has) but the fact that he tried to play the 'censorship in the name of good' card as if that would be a smart move was definitely hilarious.

He's so used to being able to talk over people (as in the other person is a fucking name in a chat so of course he can) and just monologue them to death, conflating 1 thing with another, throwing dogshit analogies in as well, and in the end, the other person just ends up agreeing out of pity.
 
Why? He lied for all those years and still won't tell the truth about it. KC has been giving him smart advice about "owning the memes" but it doesn't change the person he is.

I mean, I said first step. He will have many more things to do after this, two of which would be a main account confession and mass apology.
 
I can't see WWE Champions lasting for long as a stream. There'll be some meme donations and initial novelty as "he's actually playing it" but it's a match 3 mobile game. He wins 98% of the time as well, the only struggle will be keeping the king's streak alive.
At this point Phil admitting he's "Down From The Rafters" is nothing. Everyone either acknowledges he is or is trying to crucify him for it. In fact I'd say it would help him.
 
I mean, I said first step. He will have many more things to do after this, two of which would be a main account confession and mass apology.
Like 0 of the dents who support him give a shit. With the exception of the actual retards who orbit him in the chat the majority of his fans with money to spare already figured it out and they don't fucking care. I don't what it takes for some of you to realize this but the only people who actually give a fuck about the wwe champions shit is us. The tractors. Nobody. Else. Fucking. Cares. Outside of this space and the hate train. Nobody cares. He's not gonna suddenly get his karma. Not just because he's dsp but also like for real tho
nobody actually gives a shit.
 
Like 0 of the dents who support him give a shit. With the exception of the actual retards who orbit him in the chat the majority of his fans with money to spare already figured it out and they don't fucking care. I don't what it takes for some of you to realize this but the only people who actually give a fuck about the wwe champions shit is us. The tractors. Nobody. Else. Fucking. Cares. Outside of this space and the hate train. Nobody cares. He's not gonna suddenly get his karma. Not just because he's dsp but also like for real tho
nobody actually gives a shit.
This is exactly why Phil won't admit it, despite his roundabout excuses. Phil is a man who looks at things in terms of whether he will gain out of them or not. We saw that with him agreeing to speak to Josh and how he obviously went in thinking he could convince him to remove his forum from the Farms.

His simps and long-time donators either know he's DFTR already, or don't care. He gains nothing other than validating retards like Doody by admitting to it, so it's better for him that he never does. Sure, that's just going to make Doody and co. autistically screech about it until the end of time, but it doesn't ever hurt Phil's bottom line because it never leaves the detractor echo chamber. As an onlooker who just enjoys the content, I'm actually glad Phil will never admit to it because seeing his a-logs cry about it constantly on Twitter is more entertaining than most of his own streams.
 
Like 0 of the dents who support him give a shit. With the exception of the actual retards who orbit him in the chat the majority of his fans with money to spare already figured it out and they don't fucking care. I don't what it takes for some of you to realize this but the only people who actually give a fuck about the wwe champions shit is us. The tractors. Nobody. Else. Fucking. Cares. Outside of this space and the hate train. Nobody cares. He's not gonna suddenly get his karma. Not just because he's dsp but also like for real tho
nobody actually gives a shit.

I was just talking about in my eyes but go off king.
 
Like 0 of the dents who support him give a shit. With the exception of the actual retards who orbit him in the chat the majority of his fans with money to spare already figured it out and they don't fucking care. I don't what it takes for some of you to realize this but the only people who actually give a fuck about the wwe champions shit is us. The tractors. Nobody. Else. Fucking. Cares. Outside of this space and the hate train. Nobody cares. He's not gonna suddenly get his karma. Not just because he's dsp but also like for real tho
nobody actually gives a shit.
Most fools giving Phil money now, yes, obviously. There's still the odd straggler like Jordan recently. Phil did lose many people when his spending became clear, it's more for them.
 
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