DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

That 11 year old girl who shittalked me on VRchat...? I knocked her out cold.

Damn Kats pussy is nice

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

KC has been giving him smart advice about "owning the memes" but it doesn't change the person he is.

Sidescrollers told him the exact same thing a year ago during their interview. They did everything possible to give him a redemption arc and he didn't take it. Because he doesn't want to be redeemed, he wants people to believe he was never wrong to begin with. KC didn't just offer him a clean slate, but they gave him sainthood. It's the most baffling thing honestly because DSP has done literally nothing to deserve it. He has only become a worse person since they met. And somehow the rest of the internet genuinely likes him now and wants to pretend that the last 10 years didn't happen. Have we finally dimensionally merged? Because the only way this makes sense is if we merged two totally different timelines.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Like 0 of the dents who support him give a shit. With the exception of the actual retards who orbit him in the chat the majority of his fans with money to spare already figured it out and they don't fucking care. I don't what it takes for some of you to realize this but the only people who actually give a fuck about the wwe champions shit is us. The tractors. Nobody. Else. Fucking. Cares. Outside of this space and the hate train. Nobody cares. He's not gonna suddenly get his karma. Not just because he's dsp but also like for real tho
nobody actually gives a shit.

I wish this post wasn't true, but it is. Only we care about Phil's wasteful spending on gacha, and how it relates to his overstatement of expenses, which he further parlayed into an unearned (one of Phil's favorite words) Chapter 7 (instead of Chapter 13) bankruptcy granting. A lotta peepul (dents) seem keen on not only having Phil have his "redemption" run, but also pad his narc ego to the stratosphere with this king moniker (and huge tips goal streaks)

Maybe this will be the new normal, or perhaps Phil will find a way to fuck up his last real chance at being liked online. Who's to say? The important thing is not to get too worked up about it (I'm guilty of doing this once during the bankruptcy hearing) and to enjoy how stupid Phil makes himself look with his egotripping.

 

[Gramh]

Sidescrollers told him the exact same thing a year ago during their interview. They did everything possible to give him a redemption arc and he didn't take it. Because he doesn't want to be redeemed, he wants people to believe he was never wrong to begin with. KC didn't just offer him a clean slate, but they gave him sainthood. It's the most baffling thing honestly because DSP has done literally nothing to deserve it. He has only become a worse person since they met. And somehow the rest of the internet genuinely likes him now and wants to pretend that the last 10 years didn't happen. Have we finally dimensionally merged? Because the only way this makes sense is if we merged two totally different timelines.

What "rest of the internet"? So far all i've seen is some symbiotic relationship between DSP and KC for money and to mess with Rich, dentractors, and whoever else. Outside of that all the usual drama merchants are tagging in to see what the deal is/grab some cash for themselves.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Sidescrollers told him the exact same thing a year ago during their interview. They did everything possible to give him a redemption arc and he didn't take it. Because he doesn't want to be redeemed, he wants people to believe he was never wrong to begin with. KC didn't just offer him a clean slate, but they gave him sainthood. It's the most baffling thing honestly because DSP has done literally nothing to deserve it. He has only become a worse person since they met. And somehow the rest of the internet genuinely likes him now and wants to pretend that the last 10 years didn't happen. Have we finally dimensionally merged? Because the only way this makes sense is if we merged two totally different timelines.

What the fuck are you talking about? Nothing has changed. KC is doing this shit to one up RTU and Keemstar. Keemstar didn't mean the apology he gave, KC literally told him that you need to blow smoke up Phil's ass to get on his good side, which Keem did and look what happened as a result! You could tell that during the Null interview, Null didn't want to blow this whole Op when he was talking about redemption. The interview wasn't "What's your favorite game?" "Where do you see microsoft in the gaming industry in 5 years?". It was "Why do you let this pedo in your audience?" "Do you still play WWE Champions?" Same shit as the sidescrollers.

The only thing that has changed is a bunch of KC's paypigs wandered over to Phil and have started giving him money. PPP has multiple times had to signal to his audience that this is an Op and to get in on it since many of them aren't getting it. Paypigs are dumb as shit, since the parasocial relationships. Do you really expect this to continue on in 2 months? What about 4? 6? This is already getting old. The paypigs aren't gonna stick around once it gets old. Think they're gonna enjoy watching Phil play Stardew, spending hours fishing, and asking every 5 minutes what he needs to do?

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

That 11 year old girl who shittalked me on VRchat...? I knocked her out cold.

Damn Kats pussy is nice

Derich is making me feel some type of way

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I'm confused why anyone would think that DSP has unironically become popular and liked widely on the internet in the last few weeks. Phil is the only one who has been saying that is the case. A kick stream with 2K viewers is not the internet and they don't really think he is the king of the world. Outside of this small drama bubble he is currently in he is still just an ebegging public masturbater. He is still struggling to hit 1K views on his videos that aren't drama focused. He is still supported by a handful of paypigs. He is still a clown. Let's see if the paypiggies can maintain this streak for even half as long as the vest streak. He has gotten tons of money in short periods of time in the past and nothing changed. He always fucks it up. Also, the KC streams with DSP actually on them have been pretty boring aside from the Null one(big ups). He gives no response and can't banter. He just can't work long term as a dancing monkey for them. This will end at some point and the aftermath will be hilarious. I'd also like to point out that post vest streak when his bank leaks happened he had like $140 dollars in his bank account which is just fucking hilarious.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

If you told me even a few months ago that DSP would stream WWE Champions I'd call you regarded. I cannot lie, between that and all the fighting game spergouts & collaborations, it is a good time to be in the vortex

 

[Iron Father]

I wonder which dentractor told Null the retarded "Derich's parents pay DSP behind the scenes" theory?

 

[Very Honest Content]

To prove you don't play WWE Champions like the detractors insist you do and you deny, sometimes, you play WWE Champions.

Derich Ip-brain sized gacha'd chess checkmate, dentractors.

 

[Hypophrenia]

I hate how he's been trying to mimic PiggyPP lately, loud voice close to the mic etc.
That guy is litteraly just acting like an insecure teenager trying to be accepted by the cool kids of the band.
Sadly, the cool kids are just gay af.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

I wonder which dentractor told Null the retarded "Derich's parents pay DSP behind the scenes" theory?

Null calling Phil naive is insane, how can you be this fucking retarded when the nigger is saying "I don't wanna do this because my detractors would win". and at another point said "Derich knows better than to talk about that in my chat" but Phil is naive. It was purely ego holding him back from banning Derich, I don't get how you get "naive" out of that encounter. It's a fucking Pedo, how you can you even thinking about giving Phil the benefit of doubt when he himself removed Derich from his twitter.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

Sidescrollers told him the exact same thing a year ago during their interview. They did everything possible to give him a redemption arc and he didn't take it. Because he doesn't want to be redeemed, he wants people to believe he was never wrong to begin with. KC didn't just offer him a clean slate, but they gave him sainthood. It's the most baffling thing honestly because DSP has done literally nothing to deserve it. He has only become a worse person since they met. And somehow the rest of the internet genuinely likes him now and wants to pretend that the last 10 years didn't happen. Have we finally dimensionally merged? Because the only way this makes sense is if we merged two totally different timelines.

C'mon buddy, look at what's going on. Is the way KC acts to DSP how you treat your friends?

Nobody magically likes Phil, the only thing that's changed is that he's become KC's pet retard for the last few weeks. They're seeing how far they can go with him as long as they make sure to offer a regular glazing. He spoke to Null. He's going to talk to Keem. He's been shown what a balldo is. He's heard about Ralph sniffing poo off his fingers. When given a choice between PPP/Warski - two shitheads on the Internet - or a fan who's been around for a decade, cya later Derich, have a good life man. He picks his new 'friends' he's known for a month because as long as you butter him up enough, he will do or say anything. He's a literal puppet.
They're not Phil's friends, they're two professional shit-stirrers whose literal career choice is Internet drama, and they've found a way make the elusive DSP amusing in a novel way. He's not been given sainthood, he's a delusional laughing stock, as are all the DSP haters who are ree-ing because KC didn't go down the usual route of calling Phil a stupid fat gatcha addict within 5 mins of speaking to him.

This redemption arc will fizzle out by the end of the year and Phil will go back to being broke, lonely, and surrounded by expensive brightly colored trash while his house falls apart.

 

[Liquid Ball Dough]

Doody Felted by Keemstar. After getting into it with keemstar for saying his channel should be demonitized, doody is demonitized.

 

[OS Ghost]

Null calling Phil naive is insane, how can you be this fucking retarded when the nigger is saying "I don't wanna do this because my detractors would win". and at another point said "Derich knows better than to talk about that in my chat" but Phil is naive. It was purely ego holding him back from banning Derich, I don't get how you get "naive" out of that encounter. It's a fucking Pedo, how you can you even thinking about giving Phil the benefit of doubt when he himself removed Derich from his twitter.

I interpreted that as Josh meant he's naive for thinking it looks better to not ban Derich so the detractors don't get a 'win', than it does to just ban the dirty little pedo.

Doody Felted by Keemstar. After getting into it with keemstar for saying his channel should be demonitized, doody is demonitized.

Okay, I can't lie. Doody being demonetized is really, really funny.

 

[myone]

but Phil is naive.

He's just a wittle guy. He's a human like you and I and he sometimes makes mistakes.

One of the first steps in DSPs universal pignotization scheme is to give him the benefit of doubt in "Fool me once... fool me twice... fool me one hundred times, might sitll be an honest mistake" situations.

 

[Liquid Ball Dough]

I interpreted that as Josh meant he's naive for thinking it looks better to not ban Derich so the detractors don't get a 'win', than it does to just ban the dirty little pedo.

Okay, I can't lie. Doody being demonetized is really, really funny.

Yeah at first I thought it was all nonsense but seeing keemstar go from the famous Boulder stream excommunicating Mundane Matt for striking people to working with youtube to get a detractor demonitized is pretty wild. To get on DSPs good side too?

edit: As gay and autistic as doody can be at times, getting people demontized for clipping is super aids gay.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Yeah at first I thought it was all nonsense but seeing keemstar go from the famous Boulder stream excommunicating Mundane Matt for striking people to working with youtube to get a detractor demonitized is pretty wild. To get on DSPs good side too?

Keem, though sometimes more entertaining, is no better than Mundane or Rich or Phil.

 

[Liquid Ball Dough]

Keem, though sometimes more entertaining, is no better than Mundane or Rich or Phil.

Yeah, I assume lolcow live will be a huge target for gayops now

 

[Balr0g]

I think Null is right that Phil has mental deficiencies (that's what he also said in that MATI segment). Phil was of average intelligence (now sunken due to Gin abuse) but has a massive ego plus he was never really reality checked for his behaviour. Remember the two times he was about to get his ass beaten? "Let's do DX crotch chops" or crying "I am an alcoholic pleae let me be" Heck listen to the Alphaism radio shows where Phil appeared he has the conversation skills of a toddler. And it never got better. "these are John's words because I don't have anything to hide" to "Why didn't they talk to meeeeee!" Heck getting honeydicked by Laveria was funny as shit because he saw $ signs (and good for him the SoK did their investigation stream, imagine they had stayed quiet) and nearly threw away his safe space with Curse even though Curse kicked him out later down the road (I don't think it was due to the Trolls they just wanted to get rid of him like many others of their creators due to restructuring) and he so often believed the marketing speech. Remember Blip? "We think you have potential but you just need polish" or Curse "You have changed for the better" Like seriously? Does he actually think you get the "fuck off" speech when you are fired? No, they all remain professional. Something Mr "you lame-brain pieces of dumb shit" never got