Corporate Cucks / Hustle Culture / LinkedIn Loonies - Corporate bootlickers and shills

[UERISIMILITUDO]

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Personally I wouldn't have used this story for an example.
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Ok now it makes sense.

If I were in this situation, I would've left the company in a body bag, after a prolonged standoff with the police, after shooting my boss in the fucking face until I were certain of his death.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

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Ok now it makes sense.

Maybe I'm just illiterate, but when he says retired Amazon VP and tells about a CEO fucking his wife...is he talking about the Bald Adonis himself, Jeff Bezos? Hilarious if true.

 

[The Hardest R]

https://archive.is/wip/TEWCG

tl;dr - Dell told their employees they risk not getting promoted if they continue working remotely, half of them still choose remote.
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Keep it up, remotechads.

Many people now at this point have seen through the bullshit that gets pinched out from corporate leadership. If you’re a white guy, you’re automatically at the back of the line for any promotions and getting promoted often means you have to prove how dedicated you are to the organization by doing things like denying promotions to qualified people because they don’t work in the office. More and more continue to see a job as just a job and that’s a good thing.

 

[Null]

https://www.linkedin.com/company/kiwifarms/

I'm not responsible if you get fired for following

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[wew lad]

https://www.linkedin.com/company/kiwifarms/

I'm not responsible if you get fired for following

I don't know if you knew, but if you're logged in and visit the Kiwi Farms page, LinkedIn will ask if you want to allow pages you've visited to know you have.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I don't know if you knew, but if you're logged in and visit the Kiwi Farms page, LinkedIn will ask if you want to allow pages you've visited to know you have.

"are you sure you want brenda from hr to know you're a sneeder?"

 

[Bukke Bruse]

https://www.linkedin.com/company/kiwifarms/

I'm not responsible if you get fired for following

Very tempting to give you a follow, but I don't want unhinged troons like Liz Fong putting me on a list before his eyes have rotted out of his skull.

 

[Blackstar]

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Fixed

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Fixed

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[Blackstar]

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[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

https://www.linkedin.com/company/kiwifarms/

I'm not responsible if you get fired for following

Did you create that page? If so, for what purpose?

 

[GettrGriftr]

https://www.linkedin.com/company/kiwifarms/

I'm not responsible if you get fired for following

YOLO!

 

[Anti Snigger]

>1 employee
Jannysisters...

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Did you create that page? If so, for what purpose?

Probably to test the waters in the new dick-swinging lawyer + legal fund era with trannies on the decline. Kiwi Farms is less likely to be yeeted from one of these services immediately. Kiwi Farms is also on Facebook.

 

[Null]

Did you create that page? If so, for what purpose?

for fun

 

[Concentrate Juice]

Fixed

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[DSP for president 2032]

What I want to know is what does it take to get hired.

Mr. Null, here are my credentials:

-Shitposting
-Shitty posts
-Posting while shitting

I know it's not much, but what I lack in my resumé, I make up for in spunk, I promise. *goat laugh*

 

[dvorak]

@Null are you hiring? going to post job listings on there? it would be very funny (and maybe I'd apply).

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Does Reid Hoffman still run LinkedIn or did he sell it to someone in the past?