🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Did we even watch the same stream? Milo looked like he was on stimulants, Vox Dox was utterly boring and felt like an old man trying to be hip with the cool kids, and Ralph was nodding off the entire time. It was so boring I left to watch DSP’s Star Wars Outlaws playthrough and determined that was a much better time. The game looks like dogshit, felt like a bootstrapped open world nuTomb Raider in Star Wars, but DSP at least provide commentary more entertaining than all the GG stuff.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

How

How can Ethan Ralph decline a fight that he started?

Edit: changed “he” to Ethan Ralph for specification.

Ralph issued the fight challenge. Aaron, not being an alcoholic retard, offered to fight Ralph at a local gym where it could be all legal eagle. Ralph declined that offer (or more accurately, started moving the goalpost).

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Milo looked like he was on stimulants

Interesting you say this I immediately got the feeling Milo was either doing coke or Adderall he was buzzing and nonstop talking.

 

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Did we even watch the same stream? Milo looked like he was on stimulants, Vox Dox was utterly boring and felt like an old man trying to be hip with the cool kids, and Ralph was nodding off the entire time. It was so boring I left to watch DSP’s Star Wars Outlaws playthrough and determined that was a much better time. The game looks like dogshit, felt like a bootstrapped open world nuTomb Raider in Star Wars, but DSP at least provide commentary more entertaining than all the GG stuff.

Couldn’t even get to 1K viewers, not even close. But Instant Classic Killstream though!

(Sucks to be Ralph,)

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It gave us the liberalist/metokur slap fight that still is the funniest saga I have ever watched unfold in real time. Sure boogie faked cancer, sure keffals faked ... everything, sure Chris chan fucked his mom, but did any of them dress like the Applebee's waitstaff and burn a whole political party to the ground with their hubris while being pelted by fish in the face?

Liberalistism was pretty fucking jokes. I still remember sitting in my room when Sargon dropped his big brain plan to save the west with Trump tweets

 

[Lonely khan]

Liberalistism was pretty fucking jokes. I still remember sitting in my room when Sargon dropped his big brain plan to save the west with Trump tweets

"What do you want gamergate 2.0?"

And then Carl left the killstream and everyone laughed at the idea of rehashing gamergate. 5 years later Ralph brought Sargon back on to rehash gamergate.

 

[Guntkvd]

Somehow, Sargon pulled up after UKIP disaster and outplayed both Ralph and daddy gym.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Did they even talk about video games in the big gamergate 2 stream? There's been some funny stuff going on with retarded shit coming out. Did they even bother to talk about it?

 

[Braphamut]

Did they even talk about video games in the big gamergate 2 stream? There's been some funny stuff going on with retarded shit coming out. Did they even bother to talk about it?

No. Largely rehashed and talked about how cool and influential they were.

Jersh did more to combat ethnics in gaming laughing at that dusty-ass title than half of Mount Rushmore managed with their eight hours of combined yesteryearing.

Ralph had to assert his credentials as a real gamer citing Madden games and GTA a handful of times, especially when Vox mentioned being a real writer.

He also tried to big dog Jarbo on a few callbacks but Matt mostly acted like a regular person and it just left ralph looking like a bitter ex-girlfriend that never forgets.

edit: Vox did do some prognosticating on how the new generation is pretty hardened to DEI shit but they all admitted how gaming isn't their beat anymore.

 

[Elmo]

No. Largely rehashed and talked about how cool and influential they were.

Jersh did more to combat ethnics in gaming laughing at that dusty-ass title than half of Mount Rushmore managed with their eight hours of combined yesteryearing.

Ralph had to assert his credentials as a real gamer citing Madden games and GTA a handful of times, especially when Vox mentioned being a real writer.

He also tried to big dog Jarbo on a few callbacks but Matt mostly acted like a regular person and it just left ralph looking like a bitter ex-girlfriend that never forgets.

edit: Vox did do some prognosticating on how the new generation is pretty hardened to DEI shit but they all admitted how gaming isn't their beat anymore.

Bad At Video Games did more to highlight the retardation of newer games and how the industry has impacted them better than watching some fat barred out retard playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder (pirated btw) badly without commentary.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Did they even talk about video games in the big gamergate 2 stream? There's been some funny stuff going on with retarded shit coming out. Did they even bother to talk about it?

Do any of them even play videogames? I know Ralph tried to poorly play something on stream before that made it obvious he has zero experience or interest in videogames.

 

[Braphamut]

Do any of them even play videogames? I know Ralph tried to poorly play something on stream before that made it obvious he has zero experience or interest in videogames.

A handful of times.

- He struggled clearing the first level in Mario Wonder, a baby game even by Mario standards.

- There's like two or three streams of him fumbling Tropico. Admitted his single player experiences in the past was just him giving himself all the money he could and stop playing once it was all spent, never really learning how to play.

- Spent a couple of days trying to pirate the Harry Potter game and couldn't clear the tutorial.

- Played Civilization VI (or V, can't recall). He rushed his starting SETTLER right into a barbarian encampment on round 2-3. Attacked it and quit the game before the next turn could resolve in him being defeated in four turns. This I felt was the most Ralphamale thing you could do in a game of Civilization, as a 'political scientist'.

- He tried to ride The Elden Ring train, poorly.

- Utter dogged by Jim in their Mortal Kombat X match, 7-0. Had to hype DSP for a week as punishment or something.

 

[CECA Loather]

Jersh did more to combat ethnics

> Combat ethnics

Shite. I didn't know Null dropped THAT many N-bombs and declared jihad on niggers.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Did they even talk about video games in the big gamergate 2 stream? There's been some funny stuff going on with retarded shit coming out. Did they even bother to talk about it?

Why would they? Ralph never cared about video games, he couldn't even buy his ex wife Hogwarts Legacy when she wanted it, Milo hates gamers, and it doesn't fit into what Sargon is doing now. No one gives a shit about Vox Day, never have. He just wanted to grift to sell shitty books no one read. I don't think any GG E-Celeb really cared about games back than or cares to talk about them now. There's new things to grift off of.

 

[Die For Me!]

Couldn’t even get to 1K viewers, not even close. But Instant Classic Killstream though!

"Killstream Classic" Requirements:

• Suicide baiting a maximum of 1 time per stream
• Did not exceed 2 naps live on air
• Did not shit his pants
• Did not jerk off on camera
• Had at least 2 guest appearances
• Reached or exceeded the goal
• Did not exceed 20 ad reads
• Camera / microphone / stream troubleshooting did not exceed a grand total of 3 hours
• Did not exceed the doctor recommended dosage of legally binded prescription medication

We've set the bar so low it would be a complete embarrassment if this anniversary stream wasn't a guaranteed "classic".

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph had to assert his credentials as a real gamer citing Madden games and GTA a handful of times, especially when Vox mentioned being a real writer.

He also mentioned RDR2. Ralph is such a slop enjoyer when it comes to video games. I’m surprised he’s not into CoD now because it’s pure hogslop for the masses but I remembered he’s so functionally retarded he wouldn’t be able to handle getting dominated all the time and ending up at the bottom of the list constantly. I also doubt he even beat RDR2 because he’s that incapable to play a game that holds your hand like that. His GTA experience is probably just running around beating hookers to death.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I liked when he tried to play Tropico all fucked up and didn't realize half the city was on fire

 

[Die For Me!]

Mah hip, which is not broken btw, is hurtin' way tew much 'fer me ta dew a stream today! Maybe i'll turn my camera on fer that there Kamala interview... if ah feeel like it, bish.

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[Braphamut]

Mah hip, which is not broken btw, is hurtin' way tew much 'fer me ta dew a stream today! Maybe i'll turn my camera on fer that there Kamala interview... if ah feeel like it, bish.
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mah hip, mah back, mah titties and mah flaps

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

My point was for his own benefit, due to the risk of possible severe injury, what with parts of his skull being held together by medical implements, it was a good idea to decline. Of course, if pigtits wasn't out there running his mouth and challenging niggas to fights he can't possibly win, there wouldn't be a fight for him to pussy out of. Ralph is about as good with his hands as he is at maintaining sobriety or coherence. Fighting will never work out in his favor unless he's facing some quadriplegic in a motorized wheelchair. Even then, the shit might still come out a draw.

I’d put my money oh the fighter in the motorized wheelchair.