Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 3 50.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 3 50.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    6
I would love to know from the previous nanny what the kids were eating and who was preparing it when she was there.
Per Aaron, the family had one (or several) meal subscriptions, until 2024. Qayla was pulling on Aaron's heartstrings about how they would have to cut out the meal subscriptions since the Rumble deal had not come through. This was maybe in February or March.

This would also line up with the Nanny leaving. Aaron seemed to think the former Nanny knew what was going on, she was not cool with it, and that led to her departure. I wonder if money was also becoming a thing- even late payments can be tough, and then you add on the qover on top of the chaos and lack of respect.
 
Per Aaron, the family had one (or several) meal subscriptions, until 2024. Qayla was pulling on Aaron's heartstrings about how they would have to cut out the meal subscriptions since the Rumble deal had not come through. This was maybe in February or March.
Goodbye Fresh, Hello WIC!
 
Im curious if his pride will mess him up that badly because if so it mean he will be dumber than ralph by a landslide. Even ralph knew he oblliviously did it and pled out instead of hoping to find some technicality to cope to get the obvious and overwhelming evidence thrown out, he instead just relied on not having pled guilty and getting a light punishment to cope that he was exonerated
I mean I hope so much and it'd be just the funniest, but it's sadly pretty unlikely of them not to offer a plea.
 
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Only if he gobbles like a Turkey while doing it like that guy on Metokur's stream a long time ago.
David "Acerthorn" Stebbins. Thread here.

Something tells me Nick is such a faggot he's probably rooting for Stebbins in his lawsuit against the Farms right now. A lot of cows do that. He seemed to be for Greer for a while there.
 
Sure, they will eat junk when that’s what’s available to them. Children specifically seeking out butter is a known phenomenon, and there is a lot of research showing that 1) human cravings are driven by our brains and the fat sensors in our gut (example) and 2) our cravings will adapt to whatever our nutritional deficiencies are. Nick’s kids, having access to nothing but refined carbs, HFCS and sugar-laden empty calories, would no doubt be drawn to butter in the way their sperm donor reports. Not sure why this is controversial.
Not controversial, just acknowledging that yes we will be drawn to certain foods but people can and do very often get addicted to sugary foods. This can and will override our natural cravings, similar to how drug addicts will crave their drug and not because their body needs it to survive.
 
Didn't watch the stream, but the fact that he got really mad at the April alogging shows at this point that he cares more about Ape than his own wife. Remember, he has lambasted his wife on stream multiple times (destroyed body, etc). Would not be surprised if April is now the head bitch, and Kayla is just the side bitch now.
Do we have timestamps for this? I was fading in and out of that stupid stream. Whatever voice in his head told him that was a good idea again needs to be taken out back and shot on sight.
why would the judge and local government want to frame April too? I understand they're after Nick because he's the people's hero, but it's weird they'd go to the trouble of putting coke on April's credit cards 🤔
Because don't you know @parsnip? As we learned last night, sometimes, it doesn't actually take that much to build a conspiracy. See, we all know conspiracies as detailed crazy things that happen . . . but last night Nick told us that conspiracies are ACTUALLY really simple, and that the way in which he's been framed is so much easier now, and the government didn't need a "Lee Harvey Oswald in the bookshop/Grassy Knoll" type scenario anymore. Therefore, how could you not see why and how easy it is to frame April in all of this? Are you fucking stupid?

(If you're asking yourself, "Did I take a drug?" Yes, you might have. I asked myself that same question last night when I heard him try to explain that last night. Fascinating...

It's a fascinating insight. It's deeply narcissistic in character. There is no such thing as lying about something that doesn't matter.
The mind of a narcissist is truly a fascinating place. The way in which they reinvent reality to morph it into a reality where they are the hero, the savior, the comedian, ALWAYS the star of their own show . . . . . . . . It actually makes you get WHY Nick majored and did so well in creative writing. The dude creatively rewrites his own life every fucking day!

Speaking of, the way he rewrote so much history last night was truly fascinating. I feel like KF is the friend of that abused girlfriend who sees the writing on the wall over and over again, and the girlfriend (Nick's chat) is FINALLY starting to wake up to the gaslighting. About two-thirds of Nick's chat last night was "not happy" with him streaming and/or not happy with him not addressing April living/streaming from his home.

The tide I think is starting to turn permanently, especially if he keeps coming out more and more with these social media posts/streams with April. Trad family folks won't like it and won't continue to stand by him if he keeps that up.
 
How niggerly lazy are these people?! A home-office job dad, a mother that does fuck else, a nanny. Holy shit, how they can be such niggers but being fucking deranged addicts?
Personally I don’t hold it against people who take shortcuts while trying to provide their family with nutritious meals. Depressives like Kayla have a lot of executive function struggles — which are only exacerbated by pills when they get addicted. I’m very comfortable expressing disgust with them only making nutritionally worthless junk food available to their kids. (After all, they were themselves living on ramen, Doritos and candy bars. It’s not like they were feasting on whole foods while the kids alone ate garbage.) Anger over meal subscription services is straight up BEC shit.
 
Personally I don’t hold it against people who take shortcuts while trying to provide their family with nutritious meals. Depressives like Kayla have a lot of executive function struggles — which are only exacerbated by pills when they get addicted. I’m very comfortable expressing disgust with them only making nutritionally worthless junk food available to their kids. Anger over meal subscription services is straight up BEC shit.
They are not running multinational companies, they are stay at home parents with a servant. Sorry mate, niggerly lazy.
 
He's the perfect example of why you don't allow your narcissistic personality disorder crotch spawn to do nothing but try to seek attention/validation via being an internet celery (deliberate reference) and instead force them to get a real job/provide for themselves.
Nick had a couple of proper jobs.
I'm still mostly convinced he knows he's probably fucked no matter what, but won't serve jail time, and all his streams and tweets talking about his case are just an attempt to get his remaining fans to believe that when he does inevitably lose it's because the government lied/was incompetent/conspired to take him down because he was too popular.

He could also just be an idiot that cares more about his reputation than not being a felon.
Nothing Nick is planning on doing will be affected by him being a felon. He works for himself and the entertainment industry is full of people who have drug convictions. He'll continue to lie about conspiracy and corruption, though, and I think he half believes it himself - how else could the smartest guy in the room get caught?
Per Aaron, the family had one (or several) meal subscriptions, until 2024. Qayla was pulling on Aaron's heartstrings about how they would have to cut out the meal subscriptions since the Rumble deal had not come through. This was maybe in February or March.
If it was one of the subscription plans which is all pre-prepared meals rather than portioned ingredients, then Nick's "cooking" amounted to no more than heating things up.
 
Nick is selling a sob story about how the “lie” that they ever had a live-in nanny has negatively affected his “social status.”

Yeah, we can tell by you parading your balding whore around fancy parties that you care deeply about what people think of your utter lack of morals and utter lack of concern for your children.

The event might have given Balldo a free invitation because the artist makes money off of art sales and auctions. Nick has given thr man at least 6 figures, so he may not have had to pay. It is also a regular event Nick and our wife have attended for years--just like the zoo charity and Make-A-Wish.

Now he is discrediting Barnes’ insistence that Nick was targeted by the authorities for being a liberty-minded influencer.

Yes, Barnes, you’re that fucking off-base that even the beneficiary of your lunacy is distancing himself from it.
Shit like this stream is why I think Nick might actually take this garbage to trial.

I don't think he has good legal representation, but more importantly, his ego refuses to allow him to see reality. I don't know when reality will kick in if not when a Jury announces a guilty verdict for this loser.

This is insane. Nick is in full sperg mode. I think we just saw the planes of reality hit Nick's 2 remaining brain cells.he really is capable of walking himself into a loss at trial. This goes beyond mere stubbornness.

So he's saying it's not April's.
He vehemently denies it's his.
He's said that "You don't know what cops bring into your home," but also denies that the cops planted it.
So whose coke is it then, Nick? Schrodinger's?

Nick seems to think that is the State's problem to prove, and if they all deny it, they cannot prove anything! Nick discounts the ability of people and judges to make 'reasonable inferences' and insists on a hyper-literal understanding... Something... something... understanding social cues...

How is he even making ends meet right now? No income but can still afford trips for three to expensive art events and cocaine for his mistress as well as gallons of Johnny walker.

I know he gets fined for not paying taxes and has to borrow money for his bail, perhaps his parents only pay for the kids?

See above for art show. As for the rest, I would suspect his parents. His father paid his property taxes and the fines associated with it.

Nick has long lived a lifestyle beyond his earning means. 2 houses worth almost a million combined for a man who had a a small law practice he started in his 30's and no long-term regular employment before that?

He was getting help.

Bit of a spastic first post but is there a comprehensive list any where of all the bridges Nick has burned over the last few years? Would be nice to have a simple infographic/timeline demonstrating how low BMI Boogie is about as bad at keeping friends as Jews are at not getting thrown out of countries.

Lurk more, newfag. Your first post being 'do all this compiled work for me' stinks.

Start by reading the OP, then consulting the many topical threads in the sub-forum. Use the 'Highlights' feature on long threads, and be aware the search feature sucks.

Come back and ask intelligent clarifying questions once you've done bare minimum effort.

There was a snort tube on the cards (from the complaint in April's case):
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It tested positive for cocaine (from the police report):
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It seems to me that it is reasonable to see a snort tube and a vial, then suppose the vial may contain cocaine--even if it is opaquely black.

He's not a lolcow, he's the whole lolfarm. Some days he's the lolchicken, others the lolgoat, etc.

This is random.txt worthy and gave me a laugh.

I don't think it's a hopeless case for the prosecution, but they certainly don't have her dead to rights, unlike Nick and Kayla.

Of course. There just appeared to be a lot of 'A leads to B' thinking where if Nick did A, prosecutor MUST do B.

I am sure it is excitement and a manifestation of desire for laughs, but it is not how the legal process works at all.
 
How niggerly lazy are these people?! A home-office job dad, a mother that does fuck else, a nanny. Holy shit, how they can be such niggers but being fucking deranged addicts?
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This nigger "trad-dad" changed to fucking pre-boiled bagged eggs even before he started the junkie-arc. (Maybe had few experiences with weed gummies and first mdma experience at this point, not entirely sure?)
 
Goodbye Fresh, Hello WIC!
Here's another fun thing with April and Aaron: Aaron would typically do the shopping when they were married, but April was not allowing Aaron to shop at Aldi or even Walmart. I don't remember what the boutique grocery chain equivalent is in St Cloud (IDK if Whole Foods goes out that far), but one of Aaron's big things was how much money he was saving by not having to shop there. Something like 300 bucks a month just by switching back to Aldi.

I'm sure things are just going swimmingly well and the old balldo bunker with that kind of attitude.
 
Here's another fun thing with April and Aaron: Aaron would typically do the shopping when they were married, but April was not allowing Aaron to shop at Aldi or even Walmart. I don't remember what the boutique grocery chain equivalent is in St Cloud (IDK if Whole Foods goes out that far), but one of Aaron's big things was how much money he was saving by not having to shop there. Something like 300 bucks a month just by switching back to Aldi.

I'm sure things are just going swimmingly well and the old balldo bunker with that kind of attitude.

I’m legitimately baffled that this woman wrecked two homes. Every new thing I hear about her just makes her sound more and more insufferable.
 
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