Amy Schumer Barbie Movie Salt - They didn't learn their lesson after Ghostbusters.

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nonnewtonian said:
Disney did the same thing 16 years ago. And they did it with a black woman.
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Up yours Sony, you wannabee progressives.
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Yeah, dude, but Tyra Banks is actually attractive. It's SO much more progressive to have a pudgy, aging, rat-faced white girl playing Barbie.
 
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Feminists Hijack Barbie: Jewess Amy Schumer Might Play Her in Live Action Movie
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http://www.dailystormer.com/feminis...-schumer-might-play-her-in-live-action-movie/

Heaven forbid that a perfect Aryan goddess is portrayed on the big screen. How would that make all the fat adult women in the cinema feel?

Sydney Morning Herald:

The US studio Sony and Barbie’s owners, the toy giant Mattel, are pairing up on the project.

Schumer, whose credits include the film Trainwreck and the television series Inside Amy Schumer, is expected to serve as a co-writer on the film.

The Hollywood Reporter says the Barbie reboot will take a “contemporary spin on beauty, feminism and identity.”

In the film, Schumer’s Barbie will be portrayed as a misfit in the perfect “Barbieland”, eventually expelled and forced to contend with living in the real world where she discovers her uniqueness is an advantage.

Sony’s plans to develop a live-action Barbie film have been a slow burner for the US studio.

Kike Schumer is basically being allowed to destroy the movie by using it to make herself feel better about her self-esteem issues.

Because nothing makes a feminist more triggered than the thought of a little girl looking up to Barbie.

(((They))) say she’s a bad influence because the average woman doesn’t look like her. The fact that they don’t is the problem.

It’s not good enough that Barbie has had practically every single career possible, they just can’t handle the fact that she pushes traditional beauty standards, and encourages young girls to embrace their femininity.

Yiddish media and ‘health experts’ love to run with the idea that if Barbie were real she’d look like this:

Why can’t Aryan girls have somebody to look up to? Why are perfect people always made to feel like outsiders? Why are we pretending pretty blonde girls don’t exist? How come it’s okay to body shame Barbie just because she’s not a fatty like Schumer? Why are changing a woman to suit modern ideals? Doesn’t that go against everything feminists preach?

Don’t forget that this is the doll that feminists want your daughter to play with:

I’m disappointed in Mattel for allowing feminists to use Barbie for their feminazi propaganda. There was in fact a time when Mattel defended Barbie.

Body image wise, girls are most easily influenced when they’re past the age of playing with Barbie and are going through puberty. But I don’t hear feminists complaining about MTV promoting to young teens that they should strive to be sex objects, and that they should do nothing but have casual sex every night of the week.

Forget all of that, according to them this is an absolute setback for girls everywhere:

How dare they influence young girls into believing that motherhood is perfectly normal!

This is just another attack on white culture and traditional values.

We do not need to pretend that pretty white women don’t exist just to make the lazy and unattractive ones feel better.

There is nothing normal about playing with a doll that looks lethargic and has zero incentives to work out at the gym.

Girls should be encouraged to embrace their Aryan beauty

I don’t understand how playing with a stretch mark doll is a positive experience for a young person, but I know that it’s that sort of upbringing that contributes to everybody living in a fat and lazy society.

This Barbie movie will just be another form of entertainment used by the Christ-Killers, to corrupt young girls and inspire them to be misfit cat ladies.

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MademoisellePiggy said:
Why is it always Barbie?

No, really. Why are feminists so obsessed with Barbie? That fucking doll isn't the reason little fat girls have problems, it's because of the shitty kids around them who are being what they are; shitty kids.

And since when are dolls supposed to be replicas of actual real-life humans? And likewise why do these idiots think functionning human beings believe other humans have to have doll features? Do russian women have several other smaller russian women inside them?

A question to the guys out there! Have you ever felt self-consious about your bodies because of a Ken or Action-Man whatever figurine?
:powerlevel: I always was a fat brat myself, but when I started whining because of it Barbie was the least of my damn concerns. :powerlevel:

And GOD Schumer needs to get her greasy fingers off kids' franchises and back into her vagiiiiiiina so she can keep doing her shitty feminist stand-up comedy shows and leave the rest of the world alone.
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Because they don't understand that Barbie is a tool for imagination you know fantasy. It's just supposed to help kids with their play. Wanna play a vet for a day and save the president's dog? Veterinarian Barbie will save the day! Or their self esteem is actually threatened by an inanimate object.
 
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I'm gonna be fucking laughing. With how a bunch of spergs have been acting post-election, I think we're gonna get the same reaction of "you just hate the film bc misogyny" that the Ghostbusters 2016 film got.

In these kinds of "empowering movies," they have informed attributes. Instead of doing their job and such, they actually can't do it. In the case of Ghostbusters with regard to trying to show a moral, it has its own hilariously unintentional implication that male ghostbusters could do their jobs (and someone else fucked it up for them), but female ghostbusters can't do the job properly. Because they catch one ghost that they let go, because one of them felt insecure at people doubting her.

Tranhuviya said:
If the Jews have managed to fool the Aryans, doesn't that make them the master race?
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That's the problem with any genuinely racist ideology like that. ;) It inherently implies that the supposedly inferior group is actually superior by their ideology. They want to play the victim for sympathy. But to make themselves out to be better, they claim to have all sorts of good qualities stolen by the "evil" group with ease, even when it makes no sense, and so they can claim they're getting oppressed by the "evil" group so their actions are more sympathetic to onlookers.

Sort of like how the black historical revisionists go on about Africa having modern medicine and modern guns supposedly in the past, but somehow being stolen by white people who had spears and muskets and somehow being sold into slavery instead of fighting. Which implies that white people are in fact superior due to overcoming that technological disparity so easily. The whole "Jews have hoodwinked everyone" idea would mean that Jews are more clever than other groups.
 
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I never really understood why Barbie was supposed to be a role model for girls anyway. Yeah she has every job in the world but she's infamously the 'ideal' pretty woman nobody can actually look like, and she's literally made of plastic-that's no more realistic than the stories where the warrior women fight in tiny bikinis and it's supposed to be 'empowering'.
 
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In case anyone is curious, here's a list of all the CGI Barbie films. There were also two traditionally animated TV movies in the 80s called Barbie and the Rockers: Out of This World and Barbie and the Sensations: Rockin' Back to Earth, both of which sound a hundred times more entertaining than whatever the hell Schumer will be doing. I saw a couple of the CGI movies thanks to my baby sister and she adored them. Kids already have all the Barbie that they need. I can't imagine a little kid begging their parents to see this film when they've already got Barbie being best friends with a purple dragon on DVD.
 
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Johnny Bravo said:
In case anyone is curious, here's a list of all the CGI Barbie films. There were also two traditionally animated TV movies in the 80s called Barbie and the Rockers: Out of This World and Barbie and the Sensations: Rockin' Back to Earth, both of which sound a hundred times more entertaining than whatever the hell Schumer will be doing. I saw a couple of the CGI movies thanks to my baby sister and she adored them. Kids already have all the Barbie that they need. I can't imagine a little kid begging their parents to see this film when they've already got Barbie being best friends with a purple dragon on DVD.
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Mansplaining! :twisted:

But yeah I doubt this will do well at the B.O., since unlike Ghostbusters I don't think enough men care enough to raise a big enough hullabaloo over it.
 
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