Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    673
Peace Through Power said:
Snitch Rekieta
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I would bet $100 that both Ethan Ralph and Dax Herrera will excuse this by saying something like “WUL AARON STARTED IT, HE WAS THE FIRST ONE TO SNITCH ACKACKACKACKACK!”. Dax and Ralph will unironically be okay with Rekieta snitching on someone to the cops because they’ll imply that Rekieta reporting Aaron to the cops for revenge porn of Our Wife is the same as what Rekieta is charged with.

Only it’s not. Rekieta’s crimes and his drug+alcohol abuse directly impacted his children. To the point that one of them even tested positive for cocaine. What Aaron did isn’t remotely as impactful to them keedz. She was already a coked up pillpopping promiscuous woman before Aaron ever got photos of her natural illustrations. There’s also the fact that Ralph wouldn’t care because he’s already a deadbeat dad who doesn’t care how his own children view him. Dax Herrera doesn’t care because he’s a balding unfunny childless Mexican who associates with pedophiles.
 
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Father Balldo said:
Wasn't Nick JUST screeching the other day about "lawtubers who are so anti government now sucking off the state and believing COPS" in regards to their coverage of his own case? Or was that JewLawgic? Or was that Barnes?

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If Nick's taught me anything, it's that the images Aaron shared aren't even technically nudes of Kayla.

Plenty of compression happens between Kayla taking the photos, uploading them, and Aaron downloading and then uploading them again. By the time they get to Aaron's friends they're a copy of a copy of a copy and yet Nick's lying and saying they're the originals!

Let my nigga Aaron free, he's innocent! Nick declares it!
 
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Father Balldo said:
Wasn't Nick JUST screeching the other day about "lawtubers who are so anti government now sucking off the state and believing COPS" in regards to their coverage of his own case? Or was that JewLawgic? Or was that Barnes?

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and Aaron wasn't even the guy who initially went to the police about the balldos and their drug fueled sexy orgies and child neglect. :story:

Balldo and Gunt are perfect for each other
 
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Vibralldo said:
If Nick's taught me anything, it's that the photos Aaron shared aren't even technically nudes of Kayla.

Plenty of compression happens between Kayla taking the photos, uploading them, Aaron downloading and then uploading them again. How can you say for sure they're the same photo that Kayla originally sent?

Let my nigga Aaron free, he's innocent! Nick declares it!
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What you are assuming to be strange artifacts in the jpegs are in fact strange artifacts in the actual human who contains more plastic and artificial coloring than a Barbie doll.
 
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TexOffender said:
Nick is too much of a pussy to do anything direct. Something like this (the snitching) is totally on brand for him.
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He is a passive-aggressive CUCK FAGGOT. He does not dare actually confront a male.

Instead he will make shower calls and weird hints and when people are like no faggot I'm not going along with your weird faggot shower hints, he claims they can't pick up on social cues, meanwhile he is the giant autist who delusionally thinks he's Machiavelli.

What a homo!
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Then if Aaron owns a gun he won't for very much longer.
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Fair point.

I still say we might end up with the Battle of Nick's Driveway though. It was speculated about months ago when the Imholte marriage started to fall apart.

Metokur can be on the sidelines, in his wheelchair, laughing.

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>Polycule happens
>It breaks down
>Every member gets charged with crimes

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I have yet to hear a single story of swinging ending well.
 
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Can't even go away for one day without shit happening, this is the most retarded internet soap opera drama. I hate it. I also like it a lot.

How is Aaron charged with sending naked photos of Kayla good for Nick? I'm sure everyone has made this point already, but I have to. HOW IS THIS GOOD NICK?! This literally proves wife swapping and gives so much more credit to ALL Aaron's stories. It humiliates Kayla way more than it does Aaron.

Nick, you're a fucking faggot asshole, just fucking die of AIDS already.
 
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BaddestSeagull said:
Can't even go away for one day without shit happening, this is the most retarded internet soap opera drama. I hate it. I also like it a lot.

How is Aaron charged with sending naked photos of Kayla good for Nick? I'm sure everyone has made this point already, but I have to. HOW IS THIS GOOD NICK?! This literally proves wife swapping and gives so much more credit to ALL Aaron's stories. It humiliates Kayla way more than it does Aaron.
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April probably sperged out after her court L, Nick's cope stream bomb and Aaron gloating gleefully about it, and bayed for her ex's blood. Nick HAS to accede to her demands or else she'll threaten to turn state witness ('do you REALLY REALLY love me, Nick? Go admit that Kayla is a disloyal harlot who sends nudes to not-her-husband'). Kayla is an addled doormat, she'll nod along in agreement with whatever the other 2 go with.

The throuple's ship has taken in water and is experiencing the inevitable, why not issue a few parting shots at the apostate Qover member with loose lips?
 
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Peace Through Power said:
A bit of a strange update. April has paid her bond and claims to live at Aaron's house. It was noticed by @Dixieland Buckaroo in the lawsuit thread
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That’s probably just the address that’s still on her driver’s license. Since she and Aaron are divorcing she can probably still claim their marital home as her primary address while living somewhere else in the meantime because she hasn’t established permanent residency at Nick’s house yet. Either it’s something like that, or April blatantly lied on what I imagine is a pretty important document. Who knows, maybe I’m way off base. Still interesting though.
 
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