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I feel like if I suffered from severe insomnia then that would be helpful. It'd be like counting sheep.
If they were pigs of course.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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If they were pigs of course.
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We have a game gunts thread for all of Ralph's video game prowess.
I wish 99% of Ralph's content wasn't lost media.
I wish 99% of Ralph's content wasn't lost media.
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When Dick Masterson is the one telling you to stop doing drugs, it might be time for a break Ralph. Coke is cheaper in Mexico than in the US anyway. If you got an 8 ball and actually produced some entertaining, high energy hollarin content, people might be inclined to throw a few more nickels in your beggars cup.
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Imagine celebrating the devaluing of the currency of the country you live in because you're poor as fuck and you can buy a hooker for 2 dollars less, couldn't be me!
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Piggyback is broke, so he can't sit in his squeaky smelly gamer chair for 3 hours.Mah hip, which is not broken btw, is hurtin' way tew much 'fer me ta dew a stream today! Maybe i'll turn my camera on fer that there Kamala interview... if ah feeel like it, bish.
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Pathetic, weak little piggy with four titties. How utterly buck broken. Sucks to be a piggy with a bifurcated gunt.
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I don’t know why Ralph is leaning into the “Ralphacurse” since “Gunts Law” dictated that for every Ralph W, follows an equal or greater L.
Mynameisdark
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The real Ralphacurse is all the wacky hijinks he gets up to every time he boards a plane.
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A sueycide baiting little piggy with quadruple titties wants someone else to an hero.
There's an infinitely higher chance for piggymoobs to off himself.
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It will never not be funny to me that Ralph absolutely cannot comprehend that his big Ralphadubs are never when something good happens to him, but only when something bad happens to someone else. Ralph's life is so shit that his only wins are when bad things happen to someone else for a change.
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However will he handle his multi-day travel excursion back to San Diego to seen his son in less then a month.
FiveStarAce
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First xander has to cough up 3k
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Braphamut
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Notice how he always announces his visits and boasts about them, often well before the chicken is hatched?
Or how he talks about having keedz anytime a guest remotely hints at having family and responsibilities?
Entirely performative.
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exactly. the retard's entire reason for existence is to try to prove strangers who make fun of him on the internet wrong.
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