Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Roland TB-303]

How is having a fake cotton penis in your pants in any way affirming of masculinity? You would think being constantly reminded that your dick is artificial and fake would cause dYsPhOrIA buuuuut noooooo these fucking weirdos put fake male penises inside their fake male underwear and suddenly the fact you’re playing make believe and living in a fantasy world becomes slightly more palatable for long enough that you don’t kill yourself. Twist your mind up like a pretzel and something will break.

 

[Bookwork]

How is having a fake cotton penis in your pants in any way affirming of masculinity? You would think being constantly reminded that your dick is artificial and fake would cause dYsPhOrIA buuuuut noooooo these fucking weirdos put fake male penises inside their fake male underwear and suddenly the fact you’re playing make believe and living in a fantasy world becomes slightly more palatable for long enough that you don’t kill yourself. Twist your mind up like a pretzel and something will break.

But when it's a crocheted penis, it's so manly that you forget all that shit.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

None of this makes me less a woman

That makes two of us. I'm the one repairing household appliances and taking care of the car/ mechanics stuff.
Not because I morphed into a man but because my dad was fed up with having to adjust my moped all the time so he taught me how to do that. It is practical knowledge, not a ticket to manhood.

 

[monstrous bubo]

None of this makes me less a woman. But I grew up in the 90's, so there was no huge social presence saying that because I did these things I'm not a woman.

That makes two of us. I'm the one repairing household appliances and taking care of the car/ mechanics stuff.

And this is one of the main things that horrifies me about this moment. In the name of some sort of liberation, rigid gender roles are back in vogue. Any exploration of yourself, your likes, skills etc must be forced into a set of gender stereotypes first. It is OK for us - we’re old or smart enough to know better. But the retards, autists and kids don’t.

The coomers horrify me too, but for totally different reasons. Their distress when they can’t masturbate with a nubbin of a dick and a stink ditch feels karmic and quite hilarious by comparison.

 

[AfghanBlue]

How is having a fake cotton penis in your pants in any way affirming of masculinity? You would think being constantly reminded that your dick is artificial and fake would cause dYsPhOrIA buuuuut noooooo these fucking weirdos put fake male penises inside their fake male underwear and suddenly the fact you’re playing make believe and living in a fantasy world becomes slightly more palatable for long enough that you don’t kill yourself. Twist your mind up like a pretzel and something will break.

Legit. By their logic, if i stuff some carefully balled up football socks in my pants and go about my day today, I should be wracked with dysphoria by evening.
When in reality it would be more like wearing a weird secret hat on my crotch. A fez maybe.
I just don't get how having a packer makes any more sense than buying a really realistic fake stick on beard and avoiding ruining your cardiac health by taking testosterone.
Or the logic that using a strap on to bone someone is less fake than using your disgusting artifically created rotdog.
You could probably get way more pleasure from the strap on by some artful use of a different sex to at the mooring end (and pooners are so across sex toys, there's fucklaods of sites for them. Vice did a puff piece about them years ago.)
Surely that is way easier, cheaper, and better than ruining your urogenital system and various limbs and shortening your lifespan and quality of that span, dramatically-whilst being just as "fake" - honestly, even less fake.
Because all sorts of people use sex toys but only troons get a massive multiple thousand dollar surgical horror show performed on them.
It is the polar opposite to authenticity.

 

[Lady Bizness]

I swear, these people claim they are stealth the way Michael Scott declares bankruptcy.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Trannies on the Tinder subreddit always post Ls

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

How is having a fake cotton penis in your pants in any way affirming of masculinity? You would think being constantly reminded that your dick is artificial and fake would cause dYsPhOrIA buuuuut noooooo these fucking weirdos put fake male penises inside their fake male underwear and suddenly the fact you’re playing make believe and living in a fantasy world becomes slightly more palatable for long enough that you don’t kill yourself. Twist your mind up like a pretzel and something will break.

i would say i think the packer thing is more about their fetish for having a 'bulge' than not having an actual penis. i think it is related to the anime porn brain, the 'uwu i notice the bulge' type of thing with them. what they want is to walk around with a huge bulge in the crotch of their pants as part of their fetish.

 

[Geraldine]

Or the logic that using a strap on to bone someone is less fake than using your disgusting artifically created rotdog.

Anything is less fake than the rotdog. Or in any case less horrifying.

what they want is to walk around with a huge bulge in the crotch of their pants as part of their fetish.

Which is something most men, particularly young men, do not want.

I remember well often being terribly embarrassed and trying to minimize the appearance of spontaneous boners starting in high school and for a while thereafter.

But I guess a gay man when he's on the make would be an exception?

 

[Fapcop]

Trannies on the Tinder subreddit always post Ls
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“Well I am a dude. I just happen to have boobs and a vagina!”

Great way to encapsulate their top dollar retarded thinking. “I am an attack helicopter. Just you know, unable to fly and fire missiles”.

 

[Paper Machete]

They like the bulge of packers because it's a way to shove it in people's faces, the same way a lot of tranny behavior and decision making is about shoving it in people's faces. There is the exhibitionist aspect of those more overtly fetishistic, but there is also the personality disorder of it all too, the histrionic look at me bullshit. It's why people like them "accidentally" leave their packers out places (or their sex toys) when normal people, even disorganized hare brained people would never because such these are intensely private, and something that likely has been shoved in or around your genitals shouldn't be left out it just is dirty and not sanitary. Just because we know a lot of people make use of such things doesn't negate their private, intimate status. Leaving a packer on top of a vivarium? Why would you want to put it there on an animal cage when it's going in your underwear? And directly in view of what you wanted to show people? Things like that usually have a designated hiding spot you put it in when not in use, it's habit to keep it there after it's been washed and not being used.

If a behavior is obvious and repeated in an individual much less in a group it's because it's on purpose. It's intentional.

Don't forget that a lot of trannies are obsessed with the opposite sex's preteen and teen developmental years. They likely want the same experience as a teen boy having an awkward boner. You can't convince me otherwise.

 

[OrionBalls]

i would say i think the packer thing is more about their fetish for having a 'bulge' than not having an actual penis. i think it is related to the anime porn brain, the 'uwu i notice the bulge' type of thing with them. what they want is to walk around with a huge bulge in the crotch of their pants as part of their fetish.

You walk differently with a twig and berries. I think part of the idea of packers is to change walking gait to appear more manly. But women's hips aren't really built to accommodate that.

 

[Wallace]

Like any other prop in their fantasy, it's another step towards living in the fantasy. The more masculine you appear, the less likely you are to get knocked out of your dissociative fantasy.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I wonder if trannies hate the movie "Kindergarten Cop"?

That little boy who informs everyone that "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!" must send them into fits of dysphoric RAGE!!!!

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM upset because he has the "wrong" kind of autism. I don't know how accurate these autism studies are for both sexes but if they have some truth to them then this is another proof that they don't have "lady brains". Shouldn't their "woman brain" have the "girl type" of autism?

 

[Local Farmer]

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“I have a sore throat.”
“Let me throat fuck you until you gag, bitch”
A totally normal thing that a non-porn riddled “women” would say to “her” partner

 

[Geraldine]

Gender affirmation leads to bureaucratic waste.
Probably not the worst thing it leads to, but add it to the list.
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I had a physical with my new doctor, and she said I need to take a pregnancy test. I was like "I don't think that's necessary," and she said, "Well it's part of the usual checkup. We need to make sure you're not pregnant because it might affect certain medications." and I said, "I'm literally trans I don't have a uterus," and she said, "You are??!?! Alright then." She comes back a few minutes later and says, "Looks like you do need to take the test to get your medication, since your legal gender is female. Sorry, it's just policy. I hope it's not too much trouble."

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

“I have a sore throat.”
“Let me throat fuck you until you gag, bitch”
A totally normal thing that a non-porn riddled “women” would say to “her” partner

that woman sounds like a handmaiden who is enabling horrible tyranny behavior. sounds like somebody has set themselves up to:


i have less that zero sympathy for women who enable trannies. i outright feel glee and joy when bad things happen to them.

 

[OrionBalls]

Gender affirmation leads to bureaucratic waste.
Probably not the worst thing it leads to, but add it to the list.
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This is a fabrication. The astounded doctor not knowing until told is proof.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

Gender affirmation leads to bureaucratic waste.
Probably not the worst thing it leads to, but add it to the list.
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And then everybody in the waiting room clapped.