That dirty bog has his nator ALL up in that greazy bacon, don't he?
If she showed up half naked and gof, flashin' strips, with intoxicating tribute Ole BOY! was functionally powerless.
As much as he's a sexy gof bad BOY! he's super susceptible to flattery. Anything with a hole instead of a pole between their legs telling him how badass and how cool he is goes straight to his already swollen head.
He's not exactly intelligent either. Also, autistic... he won't pick up on duplicity. In short, he's doomed.
All she had to do, after getting past the initial conflict of showing up uninvited, is vamp his "hair", stroke his "massive" hog, and tell him how ginormous and not deformed his wenis and biceps are.
Cobretious wept.
Satan cast a circle on the BOY!'s nono zone. So mote it be in his britches circle.
Tw, I digress, u.