Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Fortyone]

Man this is why I wish there was a way to search up what comments an account leaves on what videos. We could have the "Liked Videos' twitter feed integration all over again.
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His sicko fart fetish is so fucked. I wonder if he gets off when he's posting those videos where he shits liquid to own the trolls

 

[missmortimersnerd]

Can you please help us get the bodycam footage from Cobe's run-ins with the cops? There are many people here who can talk you through it and make sure you're 100% anonymous, guaranteed.

Hmmm, maybe. I'd be open to a conversation about it, at least

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

He pretty much uses the same ingredients in every food hack.
1) A base of some food that basically was all the actual cooking
2) Add cheese
3) Add Bacon
4) Wild card is some protein sent by a ‘fan’
5) Nuke for 30 sec ‘bursts’ or cook for 4 hours at 420 (yesssssss)
6) Let sit on counter overnight

Eeeeeeexthra cheeeeethe, eeeeexthra baycon, thome country croooooock, eeeeeexthra [generic walmart spice mix], can of peach buuuuusche liiiiiiite, watch it like a hawk in the micawave, let it cool overnight tooobth haha yeeeeeeeth.
I've missed when food hacks were downright rancid filth like the firey fish pizza, canned snail and chairbug burrito, and "the greasiest burger". I'm glad the boy is getting back to his true art form of drunkenly turning $100 of food stamps into inedible slop instead of the last slump of lazily combining fast food doordash orders. Now we have rubber jerky nachos and cold burned steak with gelled potato mash and gravy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

BETTER LET HER IN, BOY...

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Forgot the country crock.

And the Doritos garnish

 

[AnOminous]

And the Doritos garnish

And the roaches.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

BETTER LET HER IN, BOY...

Why is what sounds like a tweaker talking about a phone call he claims to have made being treated like evidence? This Jessica Messica shit is tiresome, she's a retarded fat mulatto

 

[Caspian Sea Monster]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.
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Goddamn look at a brother go. Unreal. Absolutely unreal.

 

[ibeatmywife]

It's pretty hilarious how more people make money off his name on etsy than cobes himself

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Bogchron's titles are always on point

Don't forget this classic!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

BETTER LET HER IN, BOY...

Thankfully she couldn't handle the extra $30/day for the Rodeway Inn, she'd be a half mile's walk from the trailer.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Oh no... Cobra bros I hate to speculate but after someone pointed out in the comments, why would there be a chair next to the throne?
Banned from a bar.
Ranting about menstruation.
Looking just a bit more bathed than usual.
I hope I'm wrong but to me these things all happening at once make me think that the Swamp Witch has had extended contact with the boy again.

 

[Down From The Champions]

I'm just waiting until Josh annouces that "Me and Jessica are back together, fuck the trolls!"

 

[Molly Millions]

We all saw it coming. Cobra will happily put up with her shit as long as he gets to say "the troles can't handle that I have a girlfriend"

It literally doesn't matter. He loves being a retard and no amount of punishment will ever change him, we have that in common.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I'm just waiting until Josh annouces that "Me and Jessica are back together, fuck the trolls!"

if this happens someone should time how long it takes for him to get evicted.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

if this happens someone should time how long it takes for him to get evicted.

Watch him go right back to being in denial if Jessica gets him evicted a second time. Realistically how much more can she wreck his life before he calls quits on her for real?

 

[Molly Millions]

Cobra's bizarre actions have done more to convince me that something is happening than any tea coming from YouTube. The boy took a shower and changed his shirt, something BIG is going on.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm just waiting until Josh annouces that "Me and Jessica are back together, fuck the trolls!"

I'll lead the Cobratin Reformation. The Dark Lord has fallen but the snake lives, TWU. Fuck the trolls, fuck sickos.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hearing Better Man by Pearl Jam on the radio yesterday at work hit differently. The lyrics reminded me a lot of what's going on in Casper right now.

 

[Molly Millions]

People are saying he got kicked out of the bar but I'm not sure where that information is coming from. I don't really doubt that he did but I didn't hear him say it.