Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That dirty bog has his nator ALL up in that greazy bacon, don't he?

If she showed up half naked and gof, flashin' strips, with intoxicating tribute Ole BOY! was functionally powerless.

As much as he's a sexy gof bad BOY! he's super susceptible to flattery. Anything with a hole instead of a pole between their legs telling him how badass and how cool he is goes straight to his already swollen head.

He's not exactly intelligent either. Also, autistic... he won't pick up on duplicity. In short, he's doomed.

All she had to do, after getting past the initial conflict of showing up uninvited, is vamp his "hair", stroke his "massive" hog, and tell him how ginormous and not deformed his wenis and biceps are.

Cobretious wept.

Satan cast a circle on the BOY!'s nono zone. So mote it be in his britches circle.

Tw, I digress, u.
 
Watch him go right back to being in denial if Jessica gets him evicted a second time. Realistically how much more can she wreck his life before he calls quits on her for real?
Can’t get evicted if PeePaw is the landlord.

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Can’t get evicted if PeePaw is the landlord.

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Clint isn't the lot owner and that seems to be a fairly nice trailer park so good chance if hag continues to come and stay there clint will be forced to rent it out to someone and house bog another way

My guess is she is on her best behavior on this trip and isn't going live but that would likely change very quick if she is welcomed back and allowed to stay at the trailer.
 
Clint isn't the lot owner and that seems to be a fairly nice trailer park so good chance if hag continues to come and stay there clint will be forced to rent it out to someone and house bog another way
Correct, he only owns the trailer. The lot itself is rented and he can be evicted by the owner from it.
 
no way Cobra's trailer is a double wide
It's not. It's just a standard super cheap manufactured home. The OP was making a pun on the double down meme, which is funny. I think Cobra's home is smaller than the shed I built for my aquariums. I'm sure there's plans for his exact model somewhere on the Internet, if I had to guess it's around 1000 square feet and probably something like 15 x 60
 
You can tell it's a single unit because the ceiling finishing is right down the center of every room. That being said, it's a good place for him, it's more than enough space and he has more privacy than in the last 10 years. Trailers are unfairly maligned. After a few months of Cobes though, I bet that thing is like one of those sealed up terrariums of stink and filth.
 
After a few months of Cobes though, I bet that thing is like one of those sealed up terrariums of stink and filth.
i think thats why clint told him to only smoke in that one room. odds are the rest of the trailer will be generally clean aside from the kitchen area. in the last place you could tell he mainly sat in his chair and rarely went elsewhere.

i even remember a NAL stream where she showed the bedroom she was sleeping in and it looked almost untouched. so it seems the bog filth only gathers in the areas he settles into most.
 
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