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She constantly tags him in stuff he wants nothing to do with her. He probably saw that clip of her on giant bomb earlier this year and doesn’t need that kind of heat he gets enough on his own.
Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.
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Even a dumb turkroach knows that she's used goods.
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@Jakub4 nigga what the fuck is up with the posts you are quoting being in Polish? If you're google translating the entire page into coleslaw, at least revert that shit back to English before you quote the text. Seems like you know enough English to get that much done properly. I swear I thought I was having a stroke the first time I saw you quote someone.
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June 18, 2013 by Miss Merc
At first, “geek” was a derogatory word, flung at intellectuals and recluses and Star Wars fans alike by the “cool kids;” the jocks, the Wall Street sharks, the Valley Girls. Geeks were portrayed as pocket-protector-sporting, suspender-needing weirdos incapable of speaking to people without stammering or mouthbreathing.
Actually, no.
Geek still IS a derogatory word, harking back to the freak shows of the traveling carnivals. The geek in question would generally be so unskilled and otherwise useless that the only thing he/she could do to attract an audience would be to bite the heads off of live animals, primarily chickens or rats. Much like the black folk have tried to reclaim 'nigger' as some ironic badge of honor, there has been some similar clumsy attempt to rebrand 'geek'. Judging from Mercante's attempt, along with multiple others, these have all failed.
'Nerd', conversely, was once a derogatory term used as she claims above - but has since come to denote the higher-IQ type melvin that proves useful; essentially the polar opposite of the useless geek. Ten seconds of research would have revealed that (Sauce: Encyclopedia Brittanica) to anyone, but knowing what you're talking about is only for people that DON'T like looking like fucking idiots. A very exclusive club that Mercante never applied to, it seems.
However, despite outing the rest of her family, she never claims to be a geek herself in her little manifesto. As close as she gets is claiming a reaction to David Tennant that I would advise him to seek a protection order based on, and a claim that there 'is a geek within all of us'. It's the sort of non-committal populist rhetoric that one is generally trained to belch out to ingratiate oneself to whatever group you plan to infiltrate, vis a vis, "I'm just like you" without actually incriminating yourself. This way you can claim you "were just playing a role" when questioned by the administration, internal affairs, or the other "cool kids" later on. It's not clever. She's not clever.
But at least she's a geek. She can be proud of that. No one else will be, though.
At first, “geek” was a derogatory word, flung at intellectuals and recluses and Star Wars fans alike by the “cool kids;” the jocks, the Wall Street sharks, the Valley Girls. Geeks were portrayed as pocket-protector-sporting, suspender-needing weirdos incapable of speaking to people without stammering or mouthbreathing.
Actually, no.
Geek still IS a derogatory word, harking back to the freak shows of the traveling carnivals. The geek in question would generally be so unskilled and otherwise useless that the only thing he/she could do to attract an audience would be to bite the heads off of live animals, primarily chickens or rats. Much like the black folk have tried to reclaim 'nigger' as some ironic badge of honor, there has been some similar clumsy attempt to rebrand 'geek'. Judging from Mercante's attempt, along with multiple others, these have all failed.
'Nerd', conversely, was once a derogatory term used as she claims above - but has since come to denote the higher-IQ type melvin that proves useful; essentially the polar opposite of the useless geek. Ten seconds of research would have revealed that (Sauce: Encyclopedia Brittanica) to anyone, but knowing what you're talking about is only for people that DON'T like looking like fucking idiots. A very exclusive club that Mercante never applied to, it seems.
However, despite outing the rest of her family, she never claims to be a geek herself in her little manifesto. As close as she gets is claiming a reaction to David Tennant that I would advise him to seek a protection order based on, and a claim that there 'is a geek within all of us'. It's the sort of non-committal populist rhetoric that one is generally trained to belch out to ingratiate oneself to whatever group you plan to infiltrate, vis a vis, "I'm just like you" without actually incriminating yourself. This way you can claim you "were just playing a role" when questioned by the administration, internal affairs, or the other "cool kids" later on. It's not clever. She's not clever.
But at least she's a geek. She can be proud of that. No one else will be, though.
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Yes, imagine writing a whole essay about the history of term "geek" and a) missing the existence of circus geeks and b) mixing up "geek" and "nerd."
I would push back against circus geeks being unskilled and useless though. Shit like sword swallowing was also the domain of circus geeks, and that's a difficult skill to learn.
(It's tempting to add a crude joke here about Alyssa and sword swallowing, but given that she flunked out of sex work to become a blogger, it's fair to assume that she was unskilled as a whore as well)
Also she looks like Zinnia Jones in those thumbnails LMAO
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I would have used the term "busted" to describe her "goods" rather than "used". I shudder at even having to call them goods. Just there isn't a term I can think of the moment that best fits what those busted things are.
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Harry Anderson used to do geek magic tricks in his act. He said the main thing that made geek magic different than other types of magic was that, "You know that magician isn't going to actually saw that lady in half. However, you know there might be a guy psycho enough to shove a giant metal pin through his own arm."
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What are you talking about? Alyssa could do that easily. Just look at how many penises she can take. Human, pig, dog, horse, it don't matter. Cock is cock. A sword is nothing but another cock to her.
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Surely you jest, this has to be the face of a woman that any man wants to smash.
I mean with a crowbar of course.
behindyourightnow
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Like I said in the post, I just don't think this applies here because even "taking unusually large amounts of penis" is somehow above her skill level. My personal opinion is that Alyssa Mercante is so incompetent that she flunked out of whore school.
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We've seen by her skill leave in writing that the only way she's getting work is being on her knees or on her back. It's always the same with these sorts of women.
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Oh my fucking god this is golden.
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Why is she telling all the terrorists where to find her?
Nah, I'm skeptical. I'm not saying she hasn't fucked around or anything, there are lots of stupid men in the world, I'm saying she's not smart or honest enough for this to be her thing. This seems more like the standard "edgy" "rebel" BPD that gets ahead because people don't want to deal with her than somebody who sleeps their way into power. Think about a corporate media executive even at a shitty place like Kotaku/Gawker/etc. In what world does he need to get himself compromised with this woman of all women? He can probably do better just in the BPD category hitting on random NY media women.
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She was such a tryhard "Not like the other girls" trying to impress people by being so different and still being stuck in that tumblr myspace phase that kids grow out of once they are over the age of 16 and had sex.
This is obviously the most attention she has ever had in her career of sucking off the industry and even then she just comes off so desperate like tagging Hasan for a bit of pity clout.
This is obviously the most attention she has ever had in her career of sucking off the industry and even then she just comes off so desperate like tagging Hasan for a bit of pity clout.
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If you told me Xbox Kid of all things would be revived so perfectly in visual terms in the year of our lord 2024, I would genuinely not have believed anyone would even remember that ancient meme in the first place.
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The palm of my hand is enough. Created by a man, made for a woman.
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What's the turkroach's type? I'm guessing airhead bimbos.
I'm not saying Alyssa is interested in Hasan, but if she was, there is zero chance he would want to fuck her, even as a pump and dump.
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AKA, journalists and streamers.