Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[SporksForEvil]

also..
Four years between these images, frens:

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Four years.

CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!! Is THAT what hrt does to you?? Or is that just what it did to stephanie??
maybe i agree that hrt should be illegal after seeing THAT before and after. Jesus.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Four years.

Trans joy!

being reborn as one of her cats.

I dunno; Stephanie would love being fattened up and having her skin picked at.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Can't get over how her grandma bob looks good in comparison. The miracles of shampoo.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Can't get over how her grandma bob looks good in comparison.

Of all the rotating cast of her gods, her boyfriends, her sexual identities, her cats, her chronic illnesses and her religions, the one thing that Stephanie will hold fast to, life or death, are her increasingly-unfortunate bangs.

Her parents have been getting her a version of that haircut since she was a tiny sped, and given hair grows and Stephanie can't do anything for herself, she has to be regularly paying someone to maintain those bangs. That's more time and energy than she puts into her $10k NGO.

All that, and they're neither flattering nor "masculine." I'm baffled; any ...fringe theories?

 

[SporksForEvil]

(I'm so sorry aunt Carol for posting right after you)
I had to make sure no one had already posted this, yall move slow (joking, very few people have the time let alone the WANT to obsessively fnaf-flip through a mentally ill fat woman's social media for anything that could give them as little as a chuckle)

You CANT staph!! That makes no sense!! Pansexuality/romanticism implies the want to have sex/be in a relationship with someone. Being aroace implies you dont want that. It doesn't work.
Plus you talk about fucking ghosts and God's. You are in no way asexual.

Any ...fringe theories?

just like murderface, she doesn't owe YOU passing

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

Man, I just don't get landwhales. How much do you have to overeat every day to mantain that kind of bulk? How do you do it without vomiting? God damn it cannot be comfortable to carry around all that fat. Her joints are going to be screaming at her in no time at all. Bitch is turning into a sphere.

and yet she thinks she's a pretty nordic twink.

 

[Rap Scallion]

I wish there was a sad reaction sometimes if only to use it on that comparison pic. I don't feel sorry for her specifically, but it's depressing seeing what unregulated gender cult shit like this does to people. The health problems, the irreversible body changes, the alienation from friends and family. It is just very sad to me that so many people do this to themselves.

Welcome newfags, hope you have fun reading all of this. Let's all sit around the campfire and share our favorite Staph moments! I think mine is the books she's self-published and the snippets that have been kindly posted from them.

Crazy to think that many of us have been reading this thread since it was in PG and have likely gone through multiple major life changes since then...

...And despite everything, Stephanie remains the constant unchanged thing in our lives.

edit: a word

 

[SporksForEvil]

I wish there was a sad reaction sometimes if only to use it on that comparison pic. I don't feel sorry for her specifically, but it's depressing seeing what unregulated gender cult shit like this does to people. The health problems, the irreversible body changes, the alienation from friends and family. It is just very sad to me that so many people do this to themselves.

Welcome newfags, hope you have fun reading all of this. Let's all sit around the campfire and share our favorite Staph moments! I think mine is the books she's self-published and the snippets that have been kindly posted from them.

Crazy to think that many of us have been reading this thread since it was in PG and have likely gone through multiple major life changes since then...

...And despite everything, Stephanie remains the constant unchanged thing in our lives.

edit: a word

I fully feel you there. So many people don't do enough research into what that shit actually does to you and how to properly take care of yourself on hrt and end up like Stephanie.
People like staph are cautionary tales on how you can end up when you pump yourself full of chemicals and cut your dick/tits off. It doesn't happen to everyone, but it happens to too many people, scientists still have way too much research to do to make this stuff even remotely safe.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I fully feel you there. So many people don't do enough research into what that shit actually does to you and how to properly take care of yourself on hrt and end up like Stephanie.
People like staph are cautionary tales on how you can end up when you pump yourself full of chemicals and cut your dick/tits off. It doesn't happen to everyone, but it happens to too many people, scientists still have way too much research to do to make this stuff even remotely safe.

Fella, you're probably gonna catch a temp threadban if you keep peppering the thread too often.

I understand the enthusiasm, and see your recent join date, so for a bit of guidance, the nature of the farms is longer, more info heavy signifant posts, as opposed to image board style, more conversational short burst vibe.

More like, long form reflective info, rather than quickfire reaction takes.

If you desperately want to write another comment soon after, you can edit your previous comment, for about 20 hour hours after posting it.

It's just at the bottom of your post, near where it would say quote or reply. Might be a drop down arrow.

That will not clog up the thread as much and not fuck people off.
It's a specfic culture here which is important to keep, and I'm not saying this to have a go, as I'm sure you understand.


@Arkin O'Brien i sometimes wonder that about land whales, but staph recently answered us in a post which is almost too haunting to even properly engage with. That she uses a whole tub of Cool Whip in one round of cookies, the other ingredients being "packet of cake mix and egg".

I didn't think you could or would use that stuff in cookies. We don't even have Cool Whip here but after looking it up, it's what I suspected it was - for fellow non yanks - it's ready made, shelf stable whipped cream: basically sugar and ten million chemicals, and...just.. It's just fucking beyond.

At that point why not just eat sugar by the spoonful,or bleach for that matter.

It's so easy to Not eat like that.
It's not even less tasty or more expensive. What she's doing is simply taking the most direct, retarded route to being a miserable fuck.
Staph even pretends like she's tried to lose weight and is "did this-still fat, did that-still fat" like above it all, tried everything, knowledgable yet self acceoting, medical mystery.

Her parents aren't fat, despite them surely being the ones who taught her those... "recipes".
She's probably feeling like absolute shit all the time, too much so to play with her cat.
Remember we were tyring to work out what the fuck she does with her waking hours?
She doesn't even have a drug habit to soak up time, or knock her out a bit. She must just eat so so much, feel like death, and bemoan her "spoony" situ.

If she got put in jail, (shitty US remand jail, not proper prison with a garunteed cell and rights) even the cancer chemical slop they give them, it'd be an improvement. That is wild.
She looks like someone who'se in jail currently, the chemical palour. It's insane.
And she still gets less sex, exercise and socialising.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

I dunno if we ever really explored Staph's burner reddit account..
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which she hasn't posted onto for about a month (when she popped up only to try to sock-defend herself when she got bodied on the rammstein sub)
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There's potentially some interesting stuff lurking in the depths.
Also..
Four years between these images, frens:

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Four years.

(seeing her head in perspective combo with her babblers really gives new dimension to the horror that must be a current full face and body naked situation. I didn't realise how much her trunk dwarfed her head.
Gives potentiall to make the pictures even more horrifying=

sorry for late
this is dumb but I would like to know if rating a post horrifying is a negative rating because that prep shirt picture is horrific
eta why is she so set on having bangs

 

[Vandy2]

just like murderface, she doesn't owe YOU passing

Since this was responding to the fringe joke I thought you were going to say they have the same bangs/hair cut. Which...they kind of do. Murderface just has more volume. And probably smells better.

Let's all sit around the campfire and share our favorite Staph moments!

The slap fight with MOGAI Watch was peak Gyro. Also going into people's inboxes pretending to be MJ or Ramirez using slurs and Google Translate and of course the graveyard near-incident. It was a simpler time.
Does anyone remember how we learned about the DA grooming? It feels so long ago, it's hard to believe there was a before time.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I dunno if we ever really explored Staph's burner reddit account..

That's the account that was created to ask for advice about claiming SSI, which was easily found at the time of creation by someone here, as she was very Staph specific in the post. Caps have been done of that account and her cheese_titties one, and are scattered over the thread, so no need for a deep dive.

All that, and they're neither flattering nor "masculine." I'm baffled; any ...fringe theories?

It's made me realise something - has Staph ever not had a fringe in her life? I can't remember any picture of her without one. Maybe she was cursed with a fivehead. I really want to see what she would look like without those bangs. It probably won't be long though, because her hair has definitely got thinner on HRT.

(joking, very few people have the time let alone the WANT to obsessively fnaf-flip through a mentally ill fat woman's social media for anything that could give them as little as a chuckle)

Take a better look around the farms. I think you'll find quite a few of us that like and find the time to flip through mentally ill fat women's social media for laughs.

Some small updates. She has been quite boring since her nudes, I imagine all the milk is mainly found on her NNIA account these days.

Being an adult means being less responsible with her money, it seems. You just know she's only bought them to rub up against.


The countdown begins!


I don't think it was being a Reylo that caused people to start giving you shit.


'Justice for pedos and zoos' basically.


You just answered a post intended for women, very telling.


Nerd.


Having pedo thoughts isn't a crime, basically.

 

[highly regarded 420]

Man, I just don't get landwhales. How much do you have to overeat every day to mantain that kind of bulk? How do you do it without vomiting? God damn it cannot be comfortable to carry around all that fat. Her joints are going to be screaming at her in no time at all. Bitch is turning into a sphere.

and yet she thinks she's a pretty nordic twink.

You already know those corners are creaking and crevasses are curdling.

 

[Chromeo]

Man, I just don't get landwhales. How much do you have to overeat every day to mantain that kind of bulk? How do you do it without vomiting?

A big part of it is malnourishment. You eat food to turn it into energy in the body, so when the body needs energy it tells you to eat. When you eat, the body breaks down the nutrients then sends the resulting energy all over for maintenance. The leftover energy is turned into fat and stored for later, and the stuff it absolutely can't use becomes waste. When you eat something that doesn't have sufficient nutritional value, your body doesn't get the energy it needs for maintenance and continues to send out the "I'm hungry!!" signals.

That constant hunger is known as hyperphagia, and it's a symptom of a lot of things; stress, PMS, anxiety, depression, even Grave's disease and diabetes. In those last two, the body can't send the energy anywhere after breaking it down, so it just stores all of it as fat, thus you gain more weight from the same food while still being hungry. It's a hormone problem, which is why women with PCOS, menopausal women, and pooners struggle with it so much; their hormones are already disrupted.

Stephanie definitely fits that category of "hormonally imbalanced," add to that the stress/anxiety of sucking at life mixed with her bad food choices and sedentary lifestyle and there you go. I'm pretty sure her doctor tested her for diabetes at her last physical, I think she tweeted about it some time ago. The good news for diabetics is that, in some cases, it can be reversed with diet, medicine, and exercise. The bad news for Stephanie is she thinks her shit don't stink and the only drug she's interested in taking is one that will give her clout on social media. She's only ever gonna get fatter and sadder until one day she dies in her apartment and Siggy eats her eyeballs. C'est la vie.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I didn't think you could or would use that stuff in cookies. We don't even have Cool Whip here but after looking it up, it's what I suspected it was - for fellow non yanks - it's ready made, shelf stable whipped cream: basically sugar and ten million chemicals, and...just.. It's just fucking beyond.

You're right; Cool Whip is a ready-made topping, originally marketed as cheaper and more stable than whipping cream. (Not shelf-stable, though: it has to be frozen until use.)

I don't know if this is a US-only thing, but we have a long history of brands publishing magazine ads that include bizarre recipes using their product, like the Hot Dr. Pepper or the Bisquick Impossible Cheeseburger Pie. Or publishing entire cookbooks whose purpose is to get you to use their product; sometimes strange things, sometimes normal recipes but instead of "1 cup flour" it says "1 cup GOLD MEDAL flour."

Her parents aren't fat, despite them surely being the ones who taught her those... "recipes".

Recipes that include "one box of cake mix" are often from normie social media, usually described as a "hack."

One unusual thing about Stephanie is that she can actually cook/bake. Not at a professional level, and her food photos are usually unappetizing, but there are non-lolcows who are less competent in the kitchen than the Womb Wizard. She probably does look at food blogs now and then.

has Staph ever not had a fringe in her life? I can't remember any picture of her without one. Maybe she was cursed with a fivehead. I really want to see what she would look like without those bangs. It probably won't be long though, because her hair has definitely got thinner on HRT.

It isn't just the bangs, but the FLAT, NINETY-DEGREE STRAIGHT bangs, like you'd get when you were a kid. Look at her over-optimistic PicCrew avatars: she picks the "bangs" option when it exists, but all the skinny kawaii girls have them brushed to one side.

I'm not criticizing her fashion sense--OK, I am criticizing her fashion sense, but only in passing, because her dedication to bangs is so strange.

Bangs don't look good on her, they didn't look particularly good in the past, they take regular upkeep and it's sure not very anarchic and transgender to carefully keep your hair in the same hairstyle your parents put it in back before you could make decisions.

I don't think Stephanie has it in her to seek out a flattering hairstyle, but it's mysterious that she hasn't gone out for a gender-affirming dye job or undercut by now.

You just answered a post intended for women, very telling.

It's not even a "what's in your purse, ladies" post. It's just a joke about women having a lot of stuff in their purses, including a car. But Stephanie needs to tell you about herself!

 

[Chromeo]

I don't think Stephanie has it in her to seek out a flattering hairstyle, but it's mysterious that she hasn't gone out for a gender-affirming dye job or undercut by now.

I really tried, man, she does NOT give us much to work with.

If she opened her eyes, shaved her face, stopped pursing her fucking mouth, tilted her chin up and craned her neck forward, sat in good lighting, and cut her hair even a fraction shorter and brushed it forwards like a boy, she'd pass for "fat guy that used to do hard drugs." Even then she needs to get good sleep to get rid of those intense bags and do SOMETHING about those sunken cheeks. I don't know how you can be both fat and gaunt but somehow she does it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I really tried, man, she does NOT give us much to work with.
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If she opened her eyes, shaved her face, stopped pursing her fucking mouth, tilted her chin up and craned her neck forward, sat in good lighting, and cut her hair even a fraction shorter and brushed it forwards like a boy, she'd pass for "fat guy that used to do hard drugs." Even then she needs to get good sleep to get rid of those intense bags and do SOMETHING about those sunken cheeks. I don't know how you can be both fat and gaunt but somehow she does it.

Nice work! Very kind of you to reduce the second chin to just fullness. Now do her as her actual a girl within 150 pounds of basic overweight levels. (I'm kidding; she can choose her own presentation as far as I care...though she seems to be choosing "as bad as possible." Maybe that's a new identity/ label I'm as-yet unfamiliar with.)

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

A big part of it is malnourishment. When you eat something that doesn't have sufficient nutritional value, your body doesn't get the energy it needs for maintenance and continues to send out the "I'm hungry!!" signals.

That constant hunger is known as hyperphagia, and it's a symptom of a lot of things; stress, PMS, anxiety, depression, even Grave's disease and diabetes. In those last two, the body can't send the energy anywhere after breaking it down, so it just stores all of it as fat, thus you gain more weight from the same food while still being hungry. It's a hormone problem, which is why women with PCOS, menopausal women, and pooners struggle with it so much; their hormones are already disrupted.

Stephanie definitely fits that category of "hormonally imbalanced," add to that the stress/anxiety of sucking at life mixed with her bad food choices and sedentary lifestyle and there you go.

So whaledom is derived from malnutrition. Now that's interesting. It also explains why so many Amerifats are Amerifats: so much of our food is processed to shit and contains a metric fuckton of sugar. Her cookies are a great example of American slop. They look like a recipe from one of those nightmarish 1950s cookbooks that put jello and whipped cream into everything. But god, I still can't fathom eating enough to gain Staph's amount of weight, hunger signals or no. It just seems like it would be physically painful to do so.

i had to lol at her dagger. it's so sad she thinks a cheap etsy dagger is cool.

 

[a hapless toad]

A seax is an Anglo Saxon weapon and a "Viking blowing horn" is a dumbed down version of a bukkehorn.

Staph claims to venerate her ancestors but can't be bothered to do the barest amount of research about their lives.

 

[moorhen]

A seax is an Anglo Saxon weapon and a "Viking blowing horn" is a dumbed down version of a bukkehorn.

Staph claims to venerate her ancestors but can't be bothered to do the barest amount of research about their lives.

I actually did a little research into seaxes because I was curious. I found this super gay article (and we know how autistic reenactment nerds are about making sure things are historically acurate.) that specifically says vikings didn't really use knives, and the ones they did use weren't seaxes because they lack the appropriate shape, and that the long knives that vikings did use were much more of a one handed sword shape. The only knives that could be considered seaxes went out of favour in the early viking ages.

It took me about 7 minutes to learn that, and also look up the price of those knives and realise that Steph, who is an idiot, has paid at least fifty dollars for a German knife. I also learnt that there's a lot of really autistic wikis about viking weapons if you look for longer than 3 seconds.