Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Chibi: I have red flags
Kiwifarms users:

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So how long until he fucks this one up?

I give it a week. Two weeks tops.

He had his guard up but now that it went well he'll be more open, as in being himself, the next time around.

 

[ddlloo]

>I went to an event and no one gave me a look of fear or revulsion which means I'm doing really well

Bravo.

Pity Party...
Patting himself on the back...

Which 'P' in the chibi cycle will be next I wonder...

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Which 'P' in the chibi cycle will be next I wonder...

Penis.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

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Prime evidence of the cycle, that I’m 100% convinced he has posted a motivational text about his red flags and worth as a person countless times before. This is fresh of the presses.

His good friend he brought with him was his crazy googly-eyed ex.
Must have been 10 years since it was him wearing her panties and masturbating while she cried in the corner of the room. Look how far they've both come. Look how good they're doing.

 

[Squidman]

I'm guessing his "didn't make anyone uncomfortable" was him directly asking people if he was making them uncomfortable, and everyone being too afraid of confrontation to say yes. But a couple girls are probably talking about the weird smelly guy that gave them the heebie jeebies at the rave.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Other than sheer unbridled autism on her part, how has Chibi not managed to scare her off like he has with literally every other human (and most animals) that have had the tragedy of meeting him befall them.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

His good friend he brought with him was his crazy googly-eyed ex.
Must have been 10 years since it was him wearing her panties and masturbating while she cried in the corner of the room. Look how far they've both come. Look how good they're doing.

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Other than sheer unbridled autism on her part, how has Chibi not managed to scare her off like he has with literally every other human (and most animals) that have had the tragedy of meeting him befall them.

The same googly-eyed girlfriend (at the time) that was horrified to discover Chibi's Kiwifarms thread, and was reading and quoting posts to him in a livestream while he was speedrunning Super Mario 64? When if Chibi was a real boyfriend (or friend), he would have turned off his Nintendo 64, cut the livestream, emotionally comfort his googly-eyed girlfriend, and made promises to her to stop being autistic and doing silly things?

Well, color me surprised, it is that googly-eyed girl.

 

[John Ligma]

His good friend he brought with him was his crazy googly-eyed ex.
Must have been 10 years since it was him wearing her panties and masturbating while she cried in the corner of the room. Look how far they've both come. Look how good they're doing.

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Didn't this bitch get super fat lol

 

[BingBongDingDong]

The good: great job going out in public and not being a creep chibi.
The bed: chibi do not publicly announce that you're proud that you didn't creep anybody out. That's just bare minimum normal behavior required to be a part of society, not a huge win.
The ugly: chibi in cosplay.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Prime evidence of the cycle, that I’m 100% convinced he has posted a motivational text about his red flags and worth as a person countless times before. This is fresh of the presses.

Today I will once again remind them that this man is 34 years old, and he's celebrating basic actions like someone recovering from a major stroke or 10-year coma.

Also, slightly tangential rant, but I cannot stand people who claim they are worthy of love/respect. Those things are earned through your actions and behaviour Adam, everyone else gets to decide if you are worthy. Judging by your engagement prospects are bleak.

>I went to an event and no one gave me a look of fear or revulsion which means I'm doing really well

Bear in mind all we have is Chibi's word on this. I have no doubt there are countless private Facebook groups and Discord chats currently talking about the creepy dude who turned up as the corpse of Miles Edgeworth at the rave last night.

 

[Punished Derich]

His good friend he brought with him was his crazy googly-eyed ex.
Must have been 10 years since it was him wearing her panties and masturbating while she cried in the corner of the room. Look how far they've both come. Look how good they're doing.

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Look at that gaze, he's mogging everyone and he knows it.

I've noticed that he treats simply going somewhere and having a good time as some kind movie moment and that's hilariously sad

For a lot of autists it kind of is.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I've noticed that he treats simply going somewhere and having a good time as some kind movie moment and that's hilariously sad

 

[Blindeye]

The most fascinating thing about Chibi to me, the source of most of his cringe, is that he has absolutely no boundary between "innermost thought that I shouldn't share with even my family" and "public status to blast to thousands of people gawking at me"

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Also, slightly tangential rant, but I cannot stand people who claim they are worthy of love/respect. Those things are earned through your actions and behaviour Adam, everyone else gets to decide if you are worthy. Judging by your engagement prospects are bleak.

God forbid someone tell the pedo sex pest that though

 

[Oliver Onions]

God forbid someone tell the pedo sex pest that though

I wonder what his reaction would be. My guess is either meek and mush mouthed 'of course you're right, I'll try to be better' or a magnet therapy level freakout.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

I wonder what his reaction would be. My guess is either meek and mush mouthed 'of course you're right, I'll try to be better' or a magnet therapy level freakout.

Both, meek to the person saying it and then gets on Facebook to be the big man and talk about how they can go fuck themselves. Like when his Mom, in a rare moment of basedness, told him he shouldn't have kids.

 

[SmugDruggler]

I love that he says he didn’t make anyone expressly uncomfortable, as if he knows he made them indirectly uncomfortable but that’s enough progress for him to call it a W. In Chibi speak, I have very little doubt that that translates to something like “I didn’t immediately start talking about GDQ, Kiwi Farms, my genitals, or bananas in relation to their genitals. I just made vague unfunny sexual innuendos, yammered on about Japan and takoyaki, and stared at the girls like they were food but totally looked away when they noticed. I’ve grown so much!”

Also lol that he was hanging out with his ex again. She was always one of my favorite characters in his whole saga. The one person who gave him the obsessive adoration and love he craves and he couldn’t handle it. I will be filled with an unhealthy amount of joy if those two get back together and post all their drama online again.

 

[HacksawDuggan]

Even though she looked like a goofy walnut and danced like black philip and was annoying as an asian
She was still out of his league and his mom should never have ended things

 

[Ultrapenguin]

So is this an event where everyone shows up in cosplay and suffers heatstroke, or was he the only weirdo who was fully done up? And what exactly did he do, did he try to dance? Just lurk in the corner?
We need more information. Here's praying to the gods of comedy that some third party emerges to report on the weirdo in the Phoenix Wright cosplay at the anime rave.