Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I noticed that too and thought there was a smudge on my screen

Did the king only eat one slice of his extra cheese feast? It is what it is

One slice and then the rest of it needs to sit out and cool overnight.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Man my heart sunk for a second. I saw him chillin and peaked in and thought the whole “I’m not bringing her up” and “there’s no way we can’t work things out like mature adults” thing meant they were back together. Thank God you cool cobras were here to bring up the full context. TMDWU.

 

[Your Landlord]

Was she? Did she delete it? I don't see it saved on her YouTube. Last stream on her YouTube was 6 days ago

She does members only a lot, usually when things are quiet or not particularly interesting.

 

[ToomanyMongs]

Just catching up on a bit of the Boglin's life after blanking him out of my brain earlier in the year. What the fuck is that utter creature that latched on to him.

Josh is pretty fucking rough, to put it mildly, but that crazy eyed witch is rungs lower on the creature scale. Well, at least one rung lower.

I'd kick her in the fanny on sight.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

This content dry spell has been a brutal reminder that we should never take drunk gender relayshuns rants for granted.
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I miss the thought-loop rants like you wouldn't believe.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I enjoyed tonights stream. It was pretty laid back and comfy just some vocal covers and drinking. Nothing crazy and not just another painful begging stream.

 

[BlastMonk]

Random question but has Josh ever read a book? Did he finish highschool because that might have been the last time he read a book

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

Random question but has Josh ever read a book? Did he finish highschool because that might have been the last time he read a book

he read book, weather permittable

 

[Jobama]

Random question but has Josh ever read a book? Did he finish highschool because that might have been the last time he read a book

I remember him saying that he read and liked Ozzy’s autobiographical. Who knows if he actually read it.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Numbers are pretty impressive. stream posted 2 hours ago and 11 thousand views. People are thirsty for sexy gothic bad boy.

 

[Jobama]

Didn't Jessica also want him to go on so she could milk his fishbucks?

IIRC Jessica demanded that she go on fishtank herself with him and also wanted a cut of the money.

 

[3deadniggers]

Until all this Jessica shit is done Cobra is unwatchable and not worth reading the thread for. Messica is a fat ugly mutt who is a cow in her own right and NAL is so annoying she could turn winning a million into a bad day. Josh is at his best when he's mingling with other dumb people getting up to weird stuff or trying to understand the world he's not smart enough to be part of while ranting about it.

This gurl wurld shit is just annoying women trying to use the internet to bully each other so they're not the next victim. It's the reason why the Beauty Parlour sucks. JM and NAL are both annoying fat ugly women with zero real social clout and this is the only way they can express their need to be utter cunts to every other woman on the planet.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

I remember him saying that he read and liked Ozzy’s autobiographical. Who knows if he actually read it.

I remember he had that lying around collecting dust in the first apartment but I highly doubt he was able to read anything but picture books with those wonky eyes. Probably he listened to it in audiobook format like the Harry Potter books.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I remember he had that lying around collecting dust in the first apartment but I highly doubt he was able to read anything but picture books with those wonky eyes. Probably he listened to it in audiobook format like the Harry Potter books.

Cobra reads and writes at college level troll you can buh-locked from my channel dood

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Until all this Jessica shit is done Cobra is unwatchable and not worth reading the thread for. Messica is a fat ugly mutt who is a cow in her own right and NAL is so annoying she could turn winning a million into a bad day. Josh is at his best when he's mingling with other dumb people getting up to weird stuff or trying to understand the world he's not smart enough to be part of while ranting about it.

This gurl wurld shit is just annoying women trying to use the internet to bully each other so they're not the next victim. It's the reason why the Beauty Parlour sucks. JM and NAL are both annoying fat ugly women with zero real social clout and this is the only way they can express their need to be utter cunts to every other woman on the planet.

You are sort of right so I'm just going to give you a friendly hat.

We live in KFC took away the double down times. Look up my friend.

 

['Ole Dente]

Random question but has Josh ever read a book? Did he finish highschool because that might have been the last time he read a book

He used to read these old joke books for his act with Shon but aside from that the only thing he reads is the titles of lesbian fart porn videos.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Have been out of the Cobraverse in a bit, has there been any update on the youtube button?

 

[Molly Millions]

Have been out of the Cobraverse in a bit, has there been any update on the youtube button?

He'll get his button once he goes 12 months without getting a strike iirc

So basically never.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Until all this Jessica shit is done Cobra is unwatchable and not worth reading the thread for. Messica is a fat ugly mutt who is a cow in her own right and NAL is so annoying she could turn winning a million into a bad day. Josh is at his best when he's mingling with other dumb people getting up to weird stuff or trying to understand the world he's not smart enough to be part of while ranting about it.

This gurl wurld shit is just annoying women trying to use the internet to bully each other so they're not the next victim. It's the reason why the Beauty Parlour sucks. JM and NAL are both annoying fat ugly women with zero real social clout and this is the only way they can express their need to be utter cunts to every other woman on the planet.

The discourse in the NAL thread is significantly stupider than the regular Cobra thread because it's pretty much all fat beauty parlor women posting in it. "Woah NAL filmed herself in front of a brick building, she must be staying with Clint and Tannis!". Beauty Parlor posters are the absolute worst at just taking something at face value because they want to believe it's true

 

[anliteralidiot]

"Woah NAL filmed herself in front of a brick building, she must be staying with Clint and Tannis!".

No one said that. Most of us think she's in the Royal Inn, because it's the cheapest place in Casper. No one is suggesting she's with Clint, because that's stupid.