Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[deadson]

He looks like he was rolling in some shit today, guess that was better than bathing lol

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

One of my favorite things about Josh is that despite his claims of liking metal and being goth he always listens to the most dad rock shit possible when hammered.

And the hiccups start filling his rage meter.

 

[Jobama]

Well, it's confirmed. He considers Puff dead. RIP to a real nigga.

Now he has no excuse not to go on Fishtank!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Now he has no excuse not to go on Fishtank!

Didn't Jessica also want him to go on so she could milk his fishbucks?

 

[WhoCares666]

The boy is feeling romantic tonight.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

His new song sounds like the special ed version of Guns N Roses.

 

[highly regarded 420]

Hes really taking lolcow to a new level wearing an actual cow bell is that new or am I late

It's obviously for when the humpback rock dad at frostys yells "MORE COWBELL"

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

$2 tip for Doordash? He must be feeling extra generous tonight.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

He's currently coping that he was only able to afford a pizza that contains:

Stuffed crust
✔ Extra cheese
Extra bacon
Onions
Jalapenos
Anchovies

 

[Hennimore]

He's currently coping that he was only able to afford a pizza that contains:

Stuffed crust
✔ Extra cheese
Extra bacon
Onions
Jalapenos
Anchovies

If they would have offered more options he would have gotten meat trole

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's currently coping that he was only able to afford a pizza that contains:

Stuffed crust
✔ Extra cheese
Extra bacon
Onions
Jalapenos
Anchovies

It's like he was going off the brain loop list but the options limited him to just extra cheese and no stuffed crust to boot.

 

[Molly Millions]

Dank gender relayshuns toobz

 

[k0ndumba2]

The boy is in his feels about all the weight he has gained.

LOL he immediately switched to talking about baconators

 

[Slim Boglim]

I just saw cobra is live and tuned in expecting him to have his arms crossed reading chats and pouting only to find him drunk and ranting about society’s beauty standards. WE ARE SO BACK I never thought I’d be so happy to see a gender relations rant

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I just saw cobra is live and tuned in expecting him to have his arms crossed reading chats and pouting only for find him drunk and ranting about society’s beauty standards. WE ARE SO BACK I never thought I’d be so happy to see a gender relations rant

This content dry spell has been a brutal reminder that we should never take drunk gender relayshuns rants for granted.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Did he always have that droplet of shit on his moustache?

 

[Hennimore]

Josh goes away off camera, comes back, and says: "Also thanks to Jessica Messica for restreaming my stream and making me more famous because no one wants to watch you otherwise."

Messica isn't even streaming that I can see. Feels like NAL lying to get him worked up.

 

[deadson]

Josh goes away off camera, comes back, and says: "Also thanks to Jessica Messica for restreaming my stream and making me more famous because no one wants to watch you otherwise."

Messica isn't even streaming that I can see. Feels like NAL lying to get him worked up.

She was earlier, maybe she missed this last one?

 

[Hennimore]

She was earlier, maybe she missed this last one?

Was she? Did she delete it? I don't see it saved on her YouTube. Last stream on her YouTube was 6 days ago.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

Did he always have that droplet of shit on his moustache?

I noticed that too and thought there was a smudge on my screen

Did the king only eat one slice of his extra cheese feast? It is what it is