Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

That's for sure Jessica. It's confirmed in my mind now, they're back together.

Josh never turns the stream off when friends come over because he wants to flex on the trolls that he has friends. That was either Jess or his weed dealer.

 

[BlastMonk]

What's that statistic that it takes 7 serious attempts to leave an abusive relationship? Guess Josh is only at 1 and needs another 6 to leave Jessica the boghag

 

[Tetragrammaton]

its possible NAL was not hiding in the trailer but actually just roaming the street because she knows she would lose it on stream.

though its also possible NAL has trained him to end stream the second anyone knocks at the door to prevent the trolls from sending him shit.

 

[Hennimore]

I just like that yet again Josh can't help but put his business out there due to his own stupidity.

He knows she is coming over and doesn't want anyone to know so what does he do? Turns his stream on knowing at any minute she may knock on the door.

 

[Molly Millions]

He ended the stream without getting angry. How often has he calmly ended a stream?

 

[ibeatmywife]

I just like that yet again Josh can't help but put his business out there due to his own stupidity.

He knows she is coming over and doesn't want anyone to know so what does he do? Turns his stream on knowing at any minute she may knock on the door.

That's kind of what makes me think it wasn't her, people are ancy right now because of the situation I wouldn't doubt if some alog sent cops or wellness check or whatever there to see. I'm sure she is back in the picture and they are trying to be smart about it his "helping her with the trolls" could be acting like they are no longer dating and him not talking about her on the channel.

 

[bonified retard]

This makes me think he actually broke up with her for good or simply hasn't spoken to her at all. No way she would allow that sort of talk

He said that the reason NAL isn't streaming is to piss JM off, implying they have talked recently.

That's for sure Jessica. It's confirmed in my mind now, they're back together.

Josh never turns the stream off when friends come over because he wants to flex on the trolls that he has friends. That was either Jess or his weed dealer.

Not saying it wasn't NAL, buuuuttt he has turned the stream off because of troll door dash orders plenty of times. Plus, he already streamed long enough to fill his own dash meter, anyways.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

And he's back like nothing ever happened. Maybe that was his drug dealer at the door.

 

[Hennimore]

And he's back like nothing ever happened. Maybe that was his drug dealer at the door.

Yeah, must have been the weed man.

He's looping about that guy calling him saying fag hate speech rofl

"Jessica's not a bad person she just has mental problems and people fuck with her."
He sure changed his tune on Jessica.

 

[anliteralidiot]

What if he had a sick giant cobra to protect his clocktower dream house... (I wanted the AI to make the lightning in the shape of a cobra, but it was acting cute.)

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Someone should call him a cissy for muting his camera. Tmdnwu.

 

[Your Landlord]

This is the best shit we've gotten in ages. So cringe that he stopped it himself! His face when he can't do a Lemmy voice, or go beyond a whisper, is beautiful.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

His heel turn on JM pretty much confirms the Jessica status. Doesn't help that he says "I'm a grown man, I can do what I want".

 

[Hennimore]

His heel turn on JM pretty much confirms the Jessica status. Doesn't help that he says "I'm a grown man, I can do what I want".

It's a safe assumption to make that he is at the very least communicating with her.

 

[Your Landlord]

Letting her in to grab her stuff herself seems like the most likely choice Cobra would make because it is easy and he wants to end things "well" and be a nice guy.
Any of you that have ever dealt with a NaL know that they plant their feet and talk until they win. He doesn't have the mental-CPU/RAM to handle her.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

We're now in Gothic Beatles covers territory. And he's getting pissy when he messes up.

 

[Hennimore]

One of my favorite things about Josh is that despite his claims of liking metal and being goth he always listens to the most dad rock shit possible when hammered.

 

[Teeter]

He's switching between beer and jack/tea, there's going to be vomit, but hopefully we will get some drunk ranting tea before that

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Elvis Presley isnt very goth or anti sicko of him. I have a feeling he's gonna throw up tonight.

 

[bonified retard]

One of my favorite things about Josh is that despite his claims of liking metal and being goth he always listens to the most dad rock shit possible when hammered.

He loves that gay John Legend song so much. It's legitimately one of his favorite songs. This ozzy AI cover was probably one of the first things he searched for when he discovered AI.