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I swear every time I see that first image, I get muppet vibes.
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I swear every time I see that first image, I get muppet vibes.
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Looks like God Jesus Sonichu got his play button.
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Yup.
Notable things in the video:
- "We have covered the recieving address 'cause we want no doxxing", either ignoring or simply not knowing that he was already doxxed half a year ago.
- "and the gold is apparently sent only to those who have reached that milestone so yes" in regards to 100K subs, even though it is given to 1 million, with him getting silver instead.
- When reading the name of whoever packed the button "will not be disclosed as I don't like doxxing anybody", despite him doxxing several people in the past. Maybe he really got coached by Caden.
- The play button is this month's new smaller type so at least he's not getting as good of a reward as he could've a month ago.
- "It's a button! No two buttons about it!" I have no idea what it means.
- The refleciton shows off his laptop and window, about 100th proof of him living in the Praetorium.
- Chris addresses the "neutral bad" people alongside a couple other groups as the good people who helped him out reach this milestone. He seems to have totally confused the D&D aligment system.
- More god complex which he apparently realised back in the 2000's.
- Apparently more progress on Sonichu 0 HD, or Sonichu 15. He is giving a shoutout to Rosechu Story, which is canon (probably because Sonichu 0 HD is ripping it off), as well as that prequel comic from the alternate timeline.
- Chris is having at least the covers for all the comics in foil shirts, with Sonichu 0 and 0 HD together, calls Sonichu 13 a bonus. Apparently 14 doesn't exist.
- Shipfic folder cards are canon and are apparently to be mass produced, alongside "promo cards"
- New Sonichu and Rosechu amiibos which look either newly designed or stolen from a different source. Might have an amiibo base.
- Chris states 4/20 is not a weed joke, despite the fact that it is and Sonichu's birth name is derived from that.
- Chris tells others not to doxx themselves or others. Interesting.
- More soul search shit.Overall, 2/10.
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste
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He looks even more out of it then normal
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To the fucking brain dead discord faggot who made the Community Happenings post. You didn’t fucking link to any thread so you’re sending all the KF traffic to his Monetized YouTube video making Chris Caden more money. Thank you you vile faggot who wanted to be “first”‘with the news and just linked the whole video. KYS.
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Such a lovely, feminine, stubbly 5 O'clock shadow Chris has.
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Impossible to tell if he's unmedicated, medicated, high as a kite...
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Just when I thought youtube couldn't sink any lower lol. The quality of the original video too is not that great, I can't tell if he has those pinpoint pupils he had in other videos. Who knows if he's heavily medicated or if that's his new normal now.
I guess it's the phrase "no two ways about it" (to convey that there are no doubts about something), with extra access humor.
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Another big one.
A recent review exposes the fact that the Praetor medallions aren't made by Chris.
What does "Christine" do?
1. Confirms that it isn't Chris using the account.
2. Goes directly against the Praetor medallion description, which states "Christine has stated a mission of spreading herself to as many people as possible, with these mass produced medallions being a method of delivery. Handcrafted to her specifications and with her blessing, these are made in Virginia on an assembly line hired and run by her and her alone."
3. "She" states that the Sonichu medallions ($85 ones) are made by Christine (The wording's weird too, you'd think that Chris wouldn't refer to himself as "Christine", but rather "me" or "myself"), which, albeit could be a possibility due to the signatures matching with Chris's ones, doesn't seem to be the case (I suspect signature forging).
This is another one of the Etsy store lies. I wish Etsy did anything with them, because with all the evidence I gathered, including several image and video references to most of the items on the store (like the recently obtained proof of the falsity of the jail art, being made out of biodegradable cups which should have not survived until now), they remain useless if Etsy doesn't actually follow up on any of it.
And a lesser thing, "these are made in Virginia on an assembly line hired and run by her and her alone." sounds just flatout wrong to me. Not only are the Praetor medallions not factory made, being 3D printed and painted at Sandy Hook by probably a single human, but the only way in which Chris could both be the only person responsible for running this and not be responsible for handcrafting the items would be if the making of the medallions was fully automated and required no human input, which is not possible unless they have factory grade machinery, which would cost several hundreds of thousands of dollars. This means that either the distinction doesn't exist and Chris makes both of them, or that Chris isn't responsible for the Praetor medallions, which is confirmed in this reply.
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Man, Chris is generally a mess on a good day, but he looks more fat, gross and tranny-like than usual
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For sure he's not running the store. The language used sounds like s sleaze ball wrote it with an iq 5 points higher then Chris's.
Caden made the store and for sure you can't trust Chris's with money. He would of self destructed in a land slide of filth and legos.
The store will die down and the newer comic, that he's stealing from another web comic, will fail. The store sold a lot of 0, some of 1 but hardly of the others.
People want classic lolcow Chris, not this new age Jesus garbage.
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It really is sad how he’s looking more and more grotesque, not even bothering shaving for a milestone award, has ache, is visibly balding and somehow has never been less interesting to listen to.
Chris is like a soulless husk of his former self.
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What a moron. The situation with Jetfire was not a Transformers x Macross/Robotech crossover. It was simply Hasbro going to another toy manufacturer besides Takara to expand the toy line and character roster. A crossover is where both properties meet and are equally represented, something Transformers has done with properties like Star Wars and G.I. Joe. There was absolutely zero mention of Macross or Robotech with Jetfire. He wasn't a VF-1 Valkyrie in universe. They just used the toy to make an all new character.
I shouldn't be surprised that Chris says stupid shit like this, but sometimes he says shit so stupid that I think even he shouldn't be that dumb.
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Eat shit motherfucker.
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Yup, due to the licensing rights in Japan, Jetfire never showed up in the cartoon, being replaced with Skyfire, who had a completely different design and wasn't released in toy form for several dozen years.
Ironically enough, this prevented Matchbox from releasing the Super Valkyrie figure in their Robotech line, which means that a company who used a competitor's toy in their animated series based on a preexisting anime, which had to be modified in the cartoon not to resemble the og toy, prevented the use of the toy in a competitor's toyline around a remixed version of the same preexisting show.
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People.
I was scrolling Reddit (I know, I know, but I am using it to check Chris's subreddits on there anyway) and I found something...interesting.
Specifically, a post discussing benefits of psilocybin mushrooms on people with ASD.
Here are some of the links to the cited works:
Now, why is that important?
Caden's choice of mushrooms to grow was psilocybin.
Moreover, Caden never got charged with selling said psilocybin mushrooms. All of his felonies related to growing them.
My theory, especially with Caden being into weird stuff like napalm and Chris currently being under medication, is that Caden attempted using psilocybin to "tame" Chris via hooking him on the shrooms.
This is a bit far fetched, but certainly possible, given all we now know.
It also makes me wonder, what is Chris on now?
I was scrolling Reddit (I know, I know, but I am using it to check Chris's subreddits on there anyway) and I found something...interesting.
Specifically, a post discussing benefits of psilocybin mushrooms on people with ASD.
Here are some of the links to the cited works:
Now, why is that important?
Caden's choice of mushrooms to grow was psilocybin.
Moreover, Caden never got charged with selling said psilocybin mushrooms. All of his felonies related to growing them.
My theory, especially with Caden being into weird stuff like napalm and Chris currently being under medication, is that Caden attempted using psilocybin to "tame" Chris via hooking him on the shrooms.
This is a bit far fetched, but certainly possible, given all we now know.
It also makes me wonder, what is Chris on now?
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I mean, what Chris is talking about isn't anything even close to resembling a crossover. It's called a "crossover" because it's characters from one universe from an intellectual property "crossing over" into the universe of a different IP and interacting with the corresponding characters there. It's right there in the fucking name. You'd think that someone like Chris who was practically raised on nothing but cartoons, toys, and video games would understand that.