A couple of black people on my block, I live in on a good street and get along with everyone even the one nigger more white trash than even myself, 5 rotten cars on his front lawn meanwhile the rest of us feel ashamed if we let a brown spot show up on our lawn; now even this guy I'm on good terms with.
Just about a week ago around 330 AM a Honda Civic parks halfway blocking my driveway. There are 3 open car lengths in front of this car before it's red, literally 3 cars can fit directly in front of this Honda. I'm kind of weird guy I stay up late fixing things, tuning up my cars getting paperwork done but I notice this car just magically shows up blocking my driveway on motion tracking NVR. I go out to the car shine a light inside expecting to see some drunk / high POS asleep or at least some means of identification, maybe a biz card nothing but MJ paraphernalia and trash. I stay up a few more hours till dawn no sign of anyone moving the car, my wife needs to be at work in 2 hours my other vehicles are parked behind hers neither one of us can get out unless I fashion some kind of ramp out of 2X4s and ruin my lawn. I'm fucking pissed I call local parking enforcement request a ticket and tow and they show up about 3 hours later. At this point my wife has called into work letting them know she'll be late. They tow this car and wife calls says she'll be into the office in 45 mins, her boss says "Don't bother already got your shift covered, consider this a "sick day" ". Losing a days wages/pissing off her employer. I'm also dealing with this fucking mess for hours even requiring me to in person identify I actually own the home the car is illegally parked in front of instead of making money or sleeping. I finally get to sleep angry around IDK 11 AM, wife decides to sleep in late if there is no reason to go to work. Just around 2PM a negress and her momma starts pounding on the front door and ringing the doorbell, It's a large house I sleep right through it, wife wakes up and sees it on camera and decides to let me sleep and let a man handle this shit later.
Just about 24 hours later I'm finally reviewing all the video and audio of the dumb nigger cunt looking around and asking neighbors where her car is. She keeps pointing 15 yards away from where she actually parked "yeah, my car be right there last night now it gone" and watching her pound on the front door and ring the bell while I'm asleep. I screenshot the car blocking my driveway in my phone and download the video to a USB in case I need it later. I ask the neighbors who's car it was if they know and they tell me it's the granddaughter's friend of the woman who lives few doors down or something and they are pissed I had the car towed. I text them asking for the number of the people living there. I've owned that house for a few years now never had an issue with them. Before they get back to me with the number I find myself working on my weekend car out front the man of the house approaches me and we keep things civil, I tell him I was asking for his or his wife's number to explain the situation. He's calm but mentions the towing fees were over $400 and I tell him I'm fully aware what illegal towing costs are and the full story from 330 am till they finally hauled the car away my wife lost a days wages and I lost some sleep and income myself. I show him the pics and calmly explain there is no way the person operating that car was sober, there was no way for my household to use our own driveway and they had plenty of other places feet away to park without issue. We seem to come to an understanding and part ways as gentlemen even shaking hands. I finally get the wife's number and write out a pragmatic long text explaining I just spoke with her husband and all the details, pictures and why I did what I did. She reacts with an understanding tone and even apologizes to me.
Problem solved right? Some retarded nigger cunt drove/parked high and earned herself a $400 lesson not to fuck with my property right?
WRONG.
Just about 7pm yesterday, not even a week has passed and the NVR motion tracker alerts me right before I'm about 15 mins before wife and I are about drive my weekend car to family nearby. MY car is clearly parked in the driveway in broad daylight, not only is the same exact fucking honda in the same exact fucking spot it was towed from (within inches), with ample parking mere feet away but, three niggers around 18-20 years old are smoking dope sitting in it. Kind of a "fuck you" for having my car towed for being dumb nigger as I interpreted it. I'm seeing red, I'm fucking mad. I take a deep breath and just text the understanding neighbor lady, something like "I think we just had this problem less than a week ago, I don't think they left the car there but this is still blocking my driveway smoking MJ while driving a car inebriated in our neighborhood" I attach the pic. I'm really trying not to sound like a fucking Karen but it hasn't even been 7 days and I'm dealing with this shit again. less than 5 mins later the message is relayed to the nigger behind the wheel and he moves the car about 15 feet into an actual parking spot no longer blocking my driveway. At this time I'm getting showering getting dressed and not really paying attention to the NVR recording all of this live.
Then I notice something, a half empty Mcdonalds cup is sitting on my driveway laying on its side. 2 hours ago when I pulled in I would have noticed it. I start to wonder if this was left by the Honda Civic niggers... I'm certain it wasn't there 2 hours ago when I arrived. I also notice a chicken sandwich also sitting in my driveway in 3 pieces and a the wrapper is in front of my neighbors house. Now I DO NOT consider myself a scary guy I'm not 6'4" but I'm built like a linebacker and haven't shaved in a few days I've got a few interesting tattoos. When I'm wearing wife beater people tend to get a little nervous till they talk to me and realize I'm a decent human being. I toss a light jacket on tuck a glock 27 over my right kidney and my oh so favorite spring activated walking stick that is totally not a nigger beating baton because that would not be legal. I tell my wife to stay inside no mater what happens I pick up the cup and start marching towards to the honda. The nigger behind the wheel looks a bit panicked the negress in the passenger seat is looking simply terrified. I'm guessing they were expecting a boomer with a bad back, glasses and walking cane. I hold up this mcdonalds cup to the nigger behind the wheel is just about frozen, I ask where this cup came from, he hesitates and looks me right in the eye and says it's not his nothing to do with it. I explain it wasn't on my lawn 2 hours ago, and parking in my driveway a few days ago cost me some money, I keep it brief but, look this nigger square in the eye right about the moment he realizes my "not a baton" is tucked in the belt-line ready to turn his teeth into a necklace. I say "Don't fucking park anywhere near that driveway" and walk away.
The Coup de grâce, comes later. I watch the entire video. They moved the car and approximately 2 mins later this same nigger is clearly seen on video not only dropping trash but overhand intentionally pitching this chicken sandwich and tossing the MacDonald's cup on my lawn about 3 yards away, aiming for my property. I had given them the benefit of the doubt nobody would be so fucking dumb, even a nigger in a million years to mere days ago be shown video of the same exact angle of the car being towed and not realize the camera is still there angled in the same position. The fucking camera system even has motion tracking grids identifying cars and bipedal forms. I jump the fuck out the door, if I wasn't mad before I sure a fuck was now. Car is gone from the block and it's probably for the best as the other neighbors have cameras and me smashing some niggers window followed by his front teeth wouldn't look too good all things considered.
I take a deep breath, send another text to the neighbor lady pic/video of her daughter or granddaughters friend or whatever tossing trash on my lawn/driveway. "I have no idea why he's throwing trash on my lawn and MR X's driveway next to me" I make a point if I'm ever in some kind of dispute to be on record sounding rational and reasonable. Police decide very quickly who goes to jail when they see someone trying be diplomatic despite who needs and ambulance.
Wife and I leave for family which we are really late too and who do I see drive right fucking around the corner, Mr Honda lying useless fucking nigger. I tell the wife to keep the seatbelt tight and I flip a U turn. Nigger guns it and for all who don't realize a Honda civic has about 140 horsepower my weekend ride has around 450-470. Nog realizes after a block he's not getting away kind of pulls over , I put it in park grab my nigger masher 3000 and open the door he takes off again, this goes on twice more and I can see I put the fear of God into the useless nog as he's looking back out the drivers window in terror at 450 horsepower of extra loud "just can't wait to beat fuck out of you exhaust" from my weekend ride. For the fourth time they take off slam on the breaks and this time run into the house. Wife is telling me I'm taking this too far, I come back to reality we leave for our original destination.
About 20 mins later neighbor lady calls me leaves a VM about how they told her they apologized to me when I confronted them about the trash and she wants to clear up this misunderstanding why I was following them. I'm even more pissed they lied to both me and her, afterwards I sent her this video of this nigger throwing trash aiming for my driveway/ lawn. Wife says let me talk to her, I pass her the phone because I know when I'm mad I always manage to talk my way out of what I've done but someone always pays the price. They have a nice polite girl chat about how we all have to be civil to one another and such. She reiterates the kids told her they apologized instead of lying to me, some nigger woman voice in the background says "yeah they said they sorry, I was totally there". The call ends with the neighbor lady telling us she's going to tell them not to even park on our end of the street from now on.
Some of you in this thread know what I do for a living based on the nigger stories I've already posted. Be a real shame if that car went missing, maybe dumb nigger gets high and forgets she parked it in front of a local fire hydrant. Maybe somehow she's so high her car ends up getting 4 red light camera tickets all in one night, she'll find out in a week or so when she gets the $700 bill in the mail. Maybe she goes to the shit part of town to pickup some real dope and forgets the car is there, I'm sure some homeless guy would be comfortable calling it home. Gotta remember to keep those doors locked too, someone could wreak all kinds of havoc just getting in, the fuse box, the ECU, leave the lights on. Honda locks are a little tough to pick but when you pick them it disables the factory alarm you can open the doors quiet as a dead mouse, kinda handy if your remote breaks.
Not even a God Damn week went by before this shit started again. I think any other person would call it a $400 lesson on not to fuck with a man's driveway and learn from it and yet here we are. Niggers.