Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
Goddammit please STOP DOING THIS. Not just you, EVERYONE. There is no FUCKING H IN "CUCKOLD." WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS?

Sorry to single you out tons of people are doing this I just hit my meltdown point.
Can you temporarily become a mod again to put up a big annoying PSA on top of his thread? Null did it with Keffals and Nick has effectively confirmed that he’s cuckold that lets Aaron rail his wife with the recent court filing.
 
I like how Nick is too fucking stupid to realize everyone knows anyone asking you to DM them is a mewling utter pussy terrified to discuss things in public and wants to get you one on one to gaslight you.
Also, Public Service Announcement: There's a good chance he will not keep confidentially or he'll intentionally misrepresent/fabricate things that happen in any private conversation. Be careful.

Frankly, I think it's utterly pointless DMing him about anything. You ain't gonna get any more truth from him in DMs than what's he's putting out there publicly. It's just be more elaborate gaslighting tailored to get you specifically to agree with him.

Sneedmaster Nick is taking a well deserved break from the pesky offspring and family during this shitty holiday to argue with randoms on Xitter and insult/gaslight his viewers.

His replies do not even make sense, even if interpreted in the most positive way possible. Is he coked out alone in his Balldo Bunker and not at the family get together after all?
As mentioned earlier, he was on a Twitter tear this time last year too. I don't think he much likes the annual Labor Day family get-together, and this is what he does during it. He might be at the function, but doing this instead.

Then again, @Balldo's Gate makes a good point that the in-laws might not be thrilled with April (I can't imagine many in-laws that would be) so he could be in the Balldo Bunker with her. Without more data, 50-50 odds. 🤷‍♂️

Well, I mean, if you don't have 26 grams of cocaine in your house, and you aren't fucked up on it on a livestream for the whole world to see (including the 5-0), that's one way of never having to find out what Nick went through.

I'm just sayin'!

Actually, Dragon's Tea guy is over on Andrew's channel, and Andrew advertises a promo code for the tea. It's my understanding that's where most of the old weeb-centric audience ended up.
 
Before he does anything else he should reaffirm his wedding vows, kick out the hanger on drug addict, and start being a good role model again.
Nothing he says has any value while he can't even get the most basic things right.

Would also go a long way for the courts to see a dedicated attempt to turn his degeneracy around. (and live up to the promise he made to his partner)

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It would be nice to see, but it would require Nick to do things he’s thoroughly incapable of: Introspection and admitting being wrong just for starters.

Instead he’s going to keep doubling down, seething, and gaslighting the remaining balldowashers.

Fortunately, Nicks skills at gaslighting are as poor as his lawyering.

Like when he tried to explain to viewers that Rekieta LAW was never actually a law channel, without even a hint of embarrassment or awareness.
 
Obviously late, but I made some clips of Rekieta's last seethe stream.

Rant about government conspiracies and liars
Sweep asked about the live-in nanny and Kayla said their nanny was April. But Kayla didn't clarify if she was a live-in nanny or not. So Sweep is a LIAR! GOTCHA GOVERNMENT!:really:


He claims the police lied about the juvenile opening the door. I'm guessing the officer was referring to her opening the inner house door but not the outer one and Nick thinks he's being clever by splitting hairs. But hey, if I'm wrong the bodycam footage could prove it.
But I thought the house wasn't dirty Nick?
The police who searched his home and helped get his children food and clean clothes were fat. Maybe they should follow the Rekieta diet of only having alcohol and cocaine in their homes
Court documented snitch, Nick Rekieta, has the audacity to call other bootlickers
Clever comebacks Nick!:story:


The government is lying because some of the cocaine was in a vial!
The detective lied to the judge too!
Miscellaneous stuff




 
We got some real competition for new co host on Biggest Problem, first Ralph now Rekieta, I hope and pray he becomes the new co host, sgart the battle!
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Sneedmaster Nick is taking a well deserved break from the pesky offspring and family during this shitty holiday to argue with randoms on Xitter and insult/gaslight his viewers.

His replies do not even make sense, even if interpreted in the most positive way possible. Is he coked out alone in his Balldo Bunker and not at the family get together after all?

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"farther down the pole than a Krassestein with KY"
Why would you give head with a lubricant? Unless he means mounted on a pole but you usually go as far as the size of the cock so, if it is a lubricated Krassestein or Kayla at Hedonism II with the spa staff as Nick watches, there´s nothing notable on it to make the analogy work. If he´d meant farther down the pole like a munching Krassestein or Kayla at Hedonism II being throatfucked by the Jamaican staff, than the analogy would be better and perhaps funnier.

You see, I think Nick´s biggest problem is he just aint funny; it´s quite close to feeding your 8yo cocaine, but I think not being funny is controversially a little worse.
 
Obviously late, but I made some clips of Rekieta's last seethe stream.

Rant about government conspiracies and liars
Sweep asked about the live-in nanny and Kayla said their nanny was April. But Kayla didn't clarify if she was a live-in nanny or not. So Sweep is a LIAR! GOTCHA GOVERNMENT!:really:
He claims the police lied about the juvenile opening the door. I'm guessing the officer was referring to her opening the inner house door but not the outer one and Nick thinks he's being clever by splitting hairs. But hey, if I'm wrong the bodycam footage could prove it.
But I thought the house wasn't dirty Nick?
The police who searched his home and helped get his children food and clean clothes were fat. Maybe they should follow the Rekieta diet of only having alcohol and cocaine in their homes
Court documented snitch, Nick Rekieta, has the audacity to call other bootlickers
Clever comebacks Nick!:story:
The government is lying because some of the cocaine was in a vial!
The detective lied to the judge too!
Miscellaneous stuff
You know I think a lot of these government lies would be cleared up by releasing some kind of objective evidence. Photographical or video recordings of the events in question, perhaps.
 
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We got some real competition for new co host on Biggest Problem, first Ralph now Rekieta, I hope and pray he becomes the new co host, sgart the battle!
I hope Balldo and the Gunt start competing against each other for the role and airing out each other's dirty laundry, before it is all revealed to be a werk. Daxipad has a real opportunity here.
 
I hope Balldo and the Gunt start competing against each other for the role and airing out each other's dirty laundry, before it is all revealed to be a werk. Daxipad has a real opportunity here.
He should have both of them on, have them present and defend a "biggest problem" and the audience votes one out.

Then after one of them is out you let them have some words for their opponent.
 
He should have both of them on, have them present and defend a "biggest problem" and the audience votes one out.

Then after one of them is out you let them have some words for their opponent.
Two retards no one likes fighting for something definitely is content people would watch. As much as I hate the idea of him profiting off it.
 
We got some real competition for new co host on Biggest Problem, first Ralph now Rekieta, I hope and pray he becomes the new co host, sgart the battle!
I'm telling you guys, he's gonna end up in L.A. eventually. I can't say this is it (it could be a work, and Nick has definite "legal issues" that's keeping him tied to MN for the foreseeable future) but I really think it'll happen someday.

You see, I think Nick´s biggest problem is he just aint funny; it´s quite close to feeding your 8yo cocaine, but I think not being funny is controversially a little worse.
He's Kroger-brand Dax. Which is unfathomably bad. I have laughed more at certain things Aaron had said, and Aaron's not particularly funny either.
 
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