Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

I think the only way this could possibly be an ARG is if someone is skinwalking as a previously existing freak.
That is most likely. The man they’re talking about was old in the 90s, which is over 30 years ago. He’s probably dead or confined to a bed somewhere. The guy in the SSB videos looks pretty young. I’d guess in his 30s or 40s.
 
Don't forget that the poem in Streatham Society News credited to Stephanie, who has no business knowing shit from the 90s, admits help by 'her brother' David.

4chan has jumped on the case kiwis. They smell chicanery.

So despite all the anguish that this rabbit hole has brought to us, I'm asking youse to see the possibility that someone very fucked in the head is making a full out of us. Is it true? Dunno, but regardless whoever is behind SSB9 is fucked in the head one way or the other.
David Alter's op-ed about school uniforms can be found on newspapers.com in the Oct 03, 1994 issue of the Evening Standard. So there does appear to be a real British guy named David Alter who is obsessed with school uniforms. I guess it's possible that someone decided to skinwalk as him for their sp00ky ARG, but it's hard to believe that they would go to all the trouble of finding his house and filming in it...

I do find it questionable that David Firth has been involved in this nearly from the start -especially considering that he has an old animation about a pedo who chases children while wearing lipstick and sticking his tongue out.

 
I know artists who do this sort of thing, playing with latex prosthetics and creeping in public for entertainment. None take it this far, involving child abuse.

I can't figure out what's real and fake about this guy's face. If he's that old, it would take a full head of makeup and rubber to pull off that smooth look. The contrast in skin tone makes it look like there's a seam being hidden, but it's just too well done. It's more believable that it's an obese 20-something with an unfortunate face.
 
DoncasterLocal_ is obviously the person behind the account or in on the joke somehow because why the fuck was he at the house randomly filming the door and his conversations there? He refuses to post the videos too and keeps gatekeeping his "investigation." Probably because they're clips that didn't make it into the instagram videos or because the house isn't empty and he doesn't want anyone turning up there.
I immediately felt like something was off with the DoncasterLocal guy. It's honestly an endemic issue with every single "internet mystery" the YouTube horror channel fans get their hands on: taking every single half-baked theory someone happens to conjure to be gospel. Not a single shred of evidence for anything besides 'I saw this post that implied so-and-so and if you search you'll find it trust me!!!'

If you told me 95% of the purported 'locals' visiting SSB's house or 'remembering' stories of him were phonies, I'd believe you.
 
I don't know if this has been posted yet, but this is reportedly a pic of our UNSUB dressed as Stephanie Schooly:

I wonder how many "personas" this fellow has..
 

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-especially considering that he has an old animation about a pedo who chases children while wearing lipstick and sticking his tongue out.
crazy take but MAYBE David Firth did what most artists do. You know, taking inspiration from real life. Stuff that's happened around him.
 
DoncasterLocal_ is obviously the person behind the account or in on the joke somehow because why the fuck was he at the house randomly filming the door and his conversations there? He refuses to post the videos too and keeps gatekeeping his "investigation." Probably because they're clips that didn't make it into the instagram videos or because the house isn't empty and he doesn't want anyone turning up there.


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On one hand, DoncasterLocal_ has always stressed he wants exclusively people from the area involved and since the 'we did it Reddit' sleuths have almost completely ruined the amateur investigation I can see why they would want to keep as little eyes that aren't taking things seriously out of it as possible.
Really the main argument for this being an ARG is that pretty much the bulk of David accounts was released in the space of a couple of weeks but as some of us have said, it is not impossible that David and people like him can exist and have little to no online evidence of who they were not to mention if he is a nonce you would expect that what he does disappears a lot more often. littlegingerkitty even mentions an old video titled 'Donny Legend', so either David has had more aliases or he was unremarkable enough that he was simply refered to with an informal way to call someone from the area.
If this is an ARG it crossed the line of being poor taste a while ago and I don't think there's a single artist that enough of a self deluded wanker to think that they stand anything to gain by doing this. Just imagine as some indie no name producer from London, is it worth it to larp as the embodiment of stranger danger to get some people to hear/see your work? I think the way to dox the guy would be to take his music and try to find his normal self.
I can't figure out what's real and fake about this guy's face. If he's that old, it would take a full head of makeup and rubber to pull off that smooth look. The contrast in skin tone makes it look like there's a seam being hidden, but it's just too well done. It's more believable that it's an obese 20-something with an unfortunate face.
Well, someone in Reddit actually conjured a theory about it.
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Real talk, could it be reasonable to assume he uses filters on himself too to dissimulate his age?
 
I don't know if this has been posted yet, but this is reportedly a pic of our UNSUB dressed as Stephanie Schooly:

I wonder how many "personas" this fellow has..
He's got 3 personas I'm aware of. This is by no means a comprehensive list as it seems like the schoolboyverse is ever-expanding:
Joanne Tang, 14 (ok_jo14, 12stockwelljoanne12) - the one he seems to put emphasis on the mini heels the most
Stefanie Veronica Stansfield, 13 (stefanieschoolie, shiningschool1, middle_name_veronica) - seems to be the main character??? origin of the Milton Keynes lead
Myles, 10 (myle.s95) - his original persona and account. David seems to have moved to the ssb9 handle after the myle.s95 account was suspended.
 
Has anyone thought to maybe look around to see if they can match his art style to other stuff on the Internet? I don't know why, but the blue eyes, big lips and weird big mouths with that sort of schizophrenic editing style seem very familiar to me for some reason, and I can't place my finger on it. As soon as I saw that freaky shit, I felt like I'd seen it somewhere before, but it totally escapes me at the moment. I've been online for a very long time, and had some presence on Newgrounds more than a decade ago so maybe someone from there might fit the bill? At first I thought his style was similar to that of cyriak, but the more I cross referenced them, I realised I was wrong and it's definitely not him, but I know I've seen something that looks exactly like this freaks shit before somewhere and it's driving me nuts. The weird connection to David Firth/Doki is pretty odd as well, especially when this is the thumbnail for one of his older Salad Fingers episodes on NG. Probably just a coincidence, but it felt worth mentioning.

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I've also been spending some time digging around OTI to see if I can find anything about him, but no luck. I've checked through a lot of shit I can find on Google going back to the late 90's and early 00's, but nobody seems to have mentioned this dude prior to when he got traction on Reddit recently. Are we 100% sure this isn't some sort of fucked up attention-grab from some weird paedophile edgelord artist or YouTuber? Do we know much about mariaiaiiaia (the person who initially brought him to everyone's attention)? This whole thing seems really fucking weird to me, but not in an organic freakshow sort of way. It feels way too on the nose.
 
Has anyone thought to maybe look around to see if they can match his art style to other stuff on the Internet? I don't know why, but the blue eyes, big lips and weird big mouths with that sort of schizophrenic editing style seem very familiar to me for some reason, and I can't place my finger on it.
The pale white skin, exaggerated red lips, and the bloated face are all reminiscent of someone who has passed from drowning. I have no idea how true this is but it's obvious there's a big co-morbidity between pedophilia and having other insanely weird fetishes, him having a thing for dead children sadly doesn't seem too far fetched to me.
 
The pale white skin, exaggerated red lips, and the bloated face are all reminiscent of someone who has passed from drowning. I have no idea how true this is but it's obvious there's a big co-morbidity between pedophilia and having other insanely weird fetishes, him having a thing for dead children sadly doesn't seem too far fetched to me.
I know people keep parroting this "drowned child" creepypasta shit from Reddit, but I don't buy it personally. I know I've definitely seen something exactly like this before, and I'm not talking about his weird dress-up thing, I'm talking about his other Instagram posts like the ones shown in the thread OP on truth_sticks_11 where he is posting clearly heavily edited images of children that look to be some sort of weird freaky art pieces. The large exaggerated features, colour choices, and just general style/layout of them all seem very familiar to me, and I don't know why. I know this is incredibly unhelpful to the thread, but I figure if I've seen it before, maybe a fellow ancientfag has as well at some stage if this shit was at all widespread somewhere online at some point in the last 25 years.
 
Do we know much about mariaiaiiaia (the person who initially brought him to everyone's attention)?
Well, she credits a post from 5 months ago on r/instagram.
mariaiaiiaia has existed since January but only started posting about a month ago, mostly about SSB9 but also some other non-related stuff.
The OP of the OG post is NumerousCut792 who weirdly enough has a similar pattern. Account created 3 years ago but no post history before talking about SSB9.
DoncasterLocal_ is a 5 day old account, all content is SSB9 centred.
serrated_meerkat is a month old account, almost all content is SSB9 centred and always related to the UK.

Kiwis, is it weird almost everyone here is using alts?

I know I've definitely seen something exactly like this before, and I'm not talking about his weird dress-up thing, I'm talking about his other Instagram posts like the ones shown in the thread OP on truth_sticks_11 where he is posting clearly heavily edited images of children that look to be some sort of weird freaky art pieces. The large exaggerated features, colour choices, and just general style/layout of them all seem very familiar to me, and I don't know why.
I can see what you mean but unless it can be found is as useful as trying to find him with the only info being he might have been a paedo in Yorkshire in the mid 2000s. Is a needle in a haystack. That is even if the art existed and wasn't deleted or lost like that 'Donny Legend' video.
 
No. There is no proof of this being a real person. For all we know someone paid the three popular horror YouTubers to cover this at the same time.
are you actually retarded or just pretending to be? someone wouldn't be doing a 30 year long troll op seemingly pre-internet. sometimes things are exactly what they are, and not some illumanati da jooz type op. if it looks like a creep, sounds like a creep, and said creep is well-known around the area for being a creep, it's a creep.
 
No. There is no proof of this being a real person. For all we know someone paid the three popular horror YouTubers to cover this at the same time.
It's worth noting that this whole thing has been going on for at least 3 weeks, back before the big channels started covering it. I first found out about it from this post on KF. As mentioned there, the early days actually include a YT horror channel being bullied into deleting their segment on SSB9 from a video by the earliest reddit audience gatekeeping the whole thing. The early days also included the first discord server refusing to accept new members and one of the first dedicated subreddits going private as more people took notice.

I wouldn't completely rule out the hoax theory yet, but if someone is trying to artificially expand their "audience," they've done a fucking awful job of it.
 
Has anyone thought to maybe look around to see if they can match his art style to other stuff on the Internet? I don't know why, but the blue eyes, big lips and weird big mouths with that sort of schizophrenic editing style seem very familiar to me for some reason, and I can't place my finger on it. As soon as I saw that freaky shit, I felt like I'd seen it somewhere before, but it totally escapes me at the moment. I've been online for a very long time, and had some presence on Newgrounds more than a decade ago so maybe someone from there might fit the bill? At first I thought his style was similar to that of cyriak, but the more I cross referenced them, I realised I was wrong and it's definitely not him, but I know I've seen something that looks exactly like this freaks shit before somewhere and it's driving me nuts. The weird connection to David Firth/Doki is pretty odd as well, especially when this is the thumbnail for one of his older Salad Fingers episodes on NG. Probably just a coincidence, but it felt worth mentioning.


I've also been spending some time digging around OTI to see if I can find anything about him, but no luck. I've checked through a lot of shit I can find on Google going back to the late 90's and early 00's, but nobody seems to have mentioned this dude prior to when he got traction on Reddit recently. Are we 100% sure this isn't some sort of fucked up attention-grab from some weird paedophile edgelord artist or YouTuber? Do we know much about mariaiaiiaia (the person who initially brought him to everyone's attention)? This whole thing seems really fucking weird to me, but not in an organic freakshow sort of way. It feels way too on the nose.

You may have hit the nail on the head about this being an attention-grab from the UNSUB himself. This is starting to look similar to the case of Dennis Rader, who was an Attention Whore of the worst possible type. Rader often communicated with police and media, and went so far as to concoct his own nickname, which was BTK.

He also used cosplay in his hideous fantasies.
 

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Has anyone thought to maybe look around to see if they can match his art style to other stuff on the Internet? I don't know why, but the blue eyes, big lips and weird big mouths with that sort of schizophrenic editing style seem very familiar to me for some reason, and I can't place my finger on it. As soon as I saw that freaky shit, I felt like I'd seen it somewhere before, but it totally escapes me at the moment. I've been online for a very long time, and had some presence on Newgrounds more than a decade ago so maybe someone from there might fit the bill? At first I thought his style was similar to that of cyriak, but the more I cross referenced them, I realised I was wrong and it's definitely not him, but I know I've seen something that looks exactly like this freaks shit before somewhere and it's driving me nuts. The weird connection to David Firth/Doki is pretty odd as well, especially when this is the thumbnail for one of his older Salad Fingers episodes on NG. Probably just a coincidence, but it felt worth mentioning.


I've also been spending some time digging around OTI to see if I can find anything about him, but no luck. I've checked through a lot of shit I can find on Google going back to the late 90's and early 00's, but nobody seems to have mentioned this dude prior to when he got traction on Reddit recently. Are we 100% sure this isn't some sort of fucked up attention-grab from some weird paedophile edgelord artist or YouTuber? Do we know much about mariaiaiiaia (the person who initially brought him to everyone's attention)? This whole thing seems really fucking weird to me, but not in an organic freakshow sort of way. It feels way too on the nose.
His style reminds me of typical autist schizo collage pics I'd see on deviantart. Wouldn't look that out of place if he posted this during the 2010s.
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are you actually retarded or just pretending to be? someone wouldn't be doing a 30 year long troll op seemingly pre-internet. sometimes things are exactly what they are, and not some illumanati da jooz type op. if it looks like a creep, sounds like a creep, and said creep is well-known around the area for being a creep, it's a creep.
Are you retarded? The guy from 30 years ago obviously isn’t him. The first mention of him is in a tweet from 2023 and the person said he was old back then when someone questioned them after it went viral.

SSB is too young to be him.
 
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What pisses me off is this is most likely a real dude. This is way too obviously real; this is some old dude who probably got noticed online because of the instagram algorithm, and it caused people to pick him up. Some of the duller kiwis here would be shocked by the concept of Occam's razor.
t's worth noting that this whole thing has been going on for at least 3 weeks, back before the big channels started covering it. I first found out about it from this post on KF. As mentioned there, the early days actually include a YT horror channel being bullied into deleting their segment on SSB9 from a video by the earliest reddit audience gatekeeping the whole thing. The early days also included the first discord server refusing to accept new members and one of the first dedicated subreddits going private as more people took notice.
horror tubers like to circlejerk shit. and redditors are redditors; they want to be internet detectives and have all the credit. This guy probably has child corpses in his basement or some shit and all these retards want are clout. this is the consequence of those retarded true crime podcasts, everyone thinks they're OSINT masters or have forensics degrees.
he weird connection to David Firth/Doki is pretty odd as well, especially when this is the thumbnail for one of his older Salad Fingers episodes on NG. Probably just a coincidence, but it felt worth mentioning.
yet again, people taking inspiration from what they see. sometimes reality is much stranger than fiction. There are a multitude of artists who take inspiration from their hometowns. The places, the people, and the whackos.
 
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