Ok guys, you can rate me dumb, autistic or whatever, I just need to get this out of my brain. It's typical drunk guy in the corner of the pub stuff, but I swear I'm not drunk, just an insomniac, and it's about 4am currently.
So. Here's what I'd do if I was in charge
1)Leave the European Convention of Human rights. It's now nothing more than increasingly bureaucratic bullshit designed to deny humans rights and give sub-humans extra rights.
Plus, who the fuck do the Europeans think they are telling us about human rights?
2)Britain ended the transatlantic slave trade at great human and financial cost to the country. We only finished paying that loan off in 2015, so Britons alive today contributed tax money towards the project of ending transatlantic slavery. The question of reparations then becomes a bit more nuanced, and I reckon we're due a bye for a decade or three. Which brings us neatly to
3) We have a shit ton of crumbling infrastructure, and a lot of men of working age already being compensated with free housing, three meals a day, and a weekly allowance for entertainment. Much more than a huge amount of British natives have. The only problem is they can't work. This is dehumanising, as robbing a man of purpose is definitely against our natural human rights. It's incredibly altruistic to give these poor direction less men not only purpose, but an actual stake in the country they respect so much they cross continents to get here.
If they're building schools, hospitals, prisons, repairing roads and otherwise contributing to Britain, we can instill in them a sense of pride. And the compensation is already adequate, so economically, it makes line go up,up,up.
This would be for anyone on low-skill visa, who arrived on a small boat, a bogus student visa and probably others I haven't thought of.
Absolute minimum term of this altruistic program is 5 years.
Term dependent on behaviour. Chain migration? Well, the women can work the canteens, laundry and daycare for immigrant children. Any elderly relatives have no recourse to social care, but can use A+E in emergencies. Chronic illness or being possessed by malevolent Djinn are not emergencies.
4)Try to escape this by disappearing into the grey economy? Any business caught hiring from our new infrastructure team will be fined a week's profits for every day of said guests employment. Per person hired. Standard audit by HMRC will follow.
5) Ban first cousin marriage, any already existing are annulled by law. For natives too.
6) If the products of said union turn out to be genetic abominations, any subsequent issue will be denied financial and NHS support. You've been told the likelihood of it happening again, contraception exists, Allah's will be damned. Which leads nicely to
7) Islam shall be banned and declared a proscribed terrorist organisation, as it's not merely a religion, it's political, militaristic and culturally all consuming way of life that not only hates the very country it parasitically leeches from, but wishes to conquer it and subjugate the native peoples.

As a terrorist organisation, all islamic properties(not including owned family dwellings)
shall be seized by the state. All Mosques shall be turned into subsided working mens/women's clubs, to encourage community again. They'll be bars, but community activities/specific clubs, say ttrpg for example, will also be encouraged, with spaces away from the bar focusing on attempting to get gen z to do face to face bloody anything.
9)Let the small boats land, have constant watches for them, where they can housed in camps, modelled on Pontins and Butlins. If Brits would pay to holiday there, they can hardly be compared to Auschwitz.
I also have ideas what I would do with the civil service, judiciary, education, including the infestation in Universities, but this is long enough and I should probably get some sleep.
Would you vote for a party with this manifesto, or am I just insane?
Also, this would get me arrested and jailed anywhere else online.
God bless KiwiFarms.