Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Hold on now, I was watching that minute-long clip and I remember that the guy that posted said Flitter Glitter was open to a fist bump and a blessing (that's it they're part of a cult) but nowhere in that video did I hear her say that.

I heard Chris reluctantly giving one, but they were actually walking away and we didn't even get to see or even hear her say it.

Maybe she was so quiet that you couldn't hear her?

Why not at least just ask her what her favorite color is so we can hear her voice?

"Hello Miss, I was wondering if yellow was your favorite color? Maybe orange?"
 
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King Kiwi said:
Hold on now, I was watching that minute-long clip and I remember that the guy that posted said Flitter Glitter was open to a fist bump and a blessing (that's it they're part of a cult) but nowhere in that video did I hear her say that.

I heard Chris reluctantly giving one, but they were actually walking away and we didn't even get to see or even hear her say it.

Maybe she was so quiet that you couldn't hear her?

Why not at least just ask her what her favorite color is so we can hear her voice?

"Hello Miss, I was wondering if yellow was your favorite color? Maybe orange?"
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Her favorite color is eggshell white
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Hell, the Praetor saga showed us that the only way Chris could be taken down was something out of Praetor's control, something that would require constant surveilance of Chris, which they do have now.
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Don't see why Praetor would go to the extreme of controlling/surveilling Chris. The shop kept in business before, during, and after the Jail Saga. Chris has shown he can make art that sells, whether he's in a house or in a jail cell.
King Kiwi said:
Hold on now, I was watching that minute-long clip and I remember that the guy that posted said Flitter Glitter was open to a fist bump and a blessing (that's it they're part of a cult) but nowhere in that video did I hear her say that.
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The redditor was talking about Chris, using female pronouns.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
every photo i see of flutter just makes me think she has that one disease that fucks up how you age so you just look younger than you actually are forever. she also always looks like somethings off about her. like she is almost for sure some level of autistic as well but is at least able to appear normal. i am honestly surprised nobody bothers to just walk up and ask for a photo with them.
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This is why I think Flutter is a True and Honest girlfriend. Chris has (bizarrely) had a woman openly go after him before the motherfucking saga. Crazy bitches love a felon. But more than that, she’s an autist, it’s hard to date as an autist, especially a dumpy one, and she clearly likes the same creepy anime dynamic as he does. If she was a tard-wrangler, she would be there all the time. This is a long distance relationship of nebulous description because she knows any ‘official’ declaration would lead to Chris blowing her cover.

tl;dr They definitely have sex and it’s gross(:_(
 
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Irish Turtle said:
I guarantee all the flutter and chris sightings are posted by praetor in an attempt to boost hype for chris. Notice how the front of the face is never captured and all the pictures have the quality of a phone camera from 1994
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Either this is intentional or the level of autism possessed by people taking the pictures is so epic that we could feed Ethiopia for a year with all the pocket spaghetti these amateur photographers have spilled. Like everything else with Flutter, I'm left with what I call "The Autist's Razor". All things being equal, I think it's more likely that people involved in all things Chris are more likely to just be autistic/awkward vs. Malicious or involved in some sort of conspiracy. But with just how many times we've gotten potato quality pictures of her in the age of high definition phone cameras, I'm starting to wonder if maybe this is in fact intentional.

I don't understand what would be so hard about putting your phone in your pocket facing outward and hit record before going up to them and attempting some sort of conversation. I'm not saying to harass them, but just have an interaction that would be considered polite but also at least least have a good chance of eliciting some sort of actual response.

I hate assuming malice when incompetence is a possibility, but this is getting ridiculous......
 
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supremeautismo said:
This is why I think Flutter is a True and Honest girlfriend. Chris has (bizarrely) had a woman openly go after him before the motherfucking saga. Crazy bitches love a felon. But more than that, she’s an autist, it’s hard to date as an autist, especially a dumpy one, and she clearly likes the same creepy anime dynamic as he does. If she was a tard-wrangler, she would be there all the time. This is a long distance relationship of nebulous description because she knows any ‘official’ declaration would lead to Chris blowing her cover.

tl;dr They definitely have sex and it’s gross(:_(
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They definietely have't sex. Flutter isn't girlfriend for sure and she spends time with him involuntary for monet od something. There is no any woman even autistic who wants to be Chris's girlfriend.
 
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Jakub4 said:
They definietely have't sex. Flutter isn't girlfriend for sure and she spends time with him involuntary for monet od something. There is no any woman even autistic who wants to be Chris's girlfriend.
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Yeah, you never see them be affectionate in public, like hold hands or sit next to each other or whatever. That's why I still lean towards her being in it with Caden
 
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underoo underarmour said:
Either this is intentional or the level of autism possessed by people taking the pictures is so epic that we could feed Ethiopia for a year with all the pocket spaghetti these amateur photographers have spilled. Like everything else with Flutter, I'm left with what I call "The Autist's Razor". All things being equal, I think it's more likely that people involved in all things Chris are more likely to just be autistic/awkward vs. Malicious or involved in some sort of conspiracy. But with just how many times we've gotten potato quality pictures of her in the age of high definition phone cameras, I'm starting to wonder if maybe this is in fact intentional.

I hate assuming malice when incompetence is a possibility, but this is getting ridiculous......
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Considering some of the non-consensual photos we’ve gotten of Chris and other Christorical figures, I’m thinking it’s not the Christorians fucking it up due to autism. The autism actually makes for better photos. Like when Chris was sighted getting out of a shortbus at Walmart and some Christorian hero ran up, stuck his phone in the bus driver’s face, and snapped a photo of a confused looking black woman.
 
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Jakub4 said:
They definietely have't sex. Flutter isn't girlfriend for sure and she spends time with him involuntary for monet od something. There is no any woman even autistic who wants to be Chris's girlfriend.
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Never heard of Fiona?
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Yeah, you never see them be affectionate in public, like hold hands or sit next to each other or whatever. That's why I still lean towards her being in it with Caden
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Wasn't he trying to grope her in Giant Eagle or something when he was using one of those change machines and she gently but firmly removed his mitts from her?
 
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AnOminous said:
Wasn't he trying to grope her in Giant Eagle or something when he was using one of those change machines and she gently but firmly removed his mitts from her?
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Chris was seen at a CVS last year cuddling and potentially kissing her.

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supremeautismo said:
This is why I think Flutter is a True and Honest girlfriend. Chris has (bizarrely) had a woman openly go after him before the motherfucking saga. Crazy bitches love a felon. But more than that, she’s an autist, it’s hard to date as an autist, especially a dumpy one, and she clearly likes the same creepy anime dynamic as he does. If she was a tard-wrangler, she would be there all the time. This is a long distance relationship of nebulous description because she knows any ‘official’ declaration would lead to Chris blowing her cover.

tl;dr They definitely have sex and it’s gross(:_(
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Yeah and their kid is in for a horror show of a life, I really feel sorry for their future kids. Just imagine the abuse they will go through.
 
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