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Brandobaris said:
Okay then I will remember this in case I ever feel the need to ask dumb/obvious questions again.
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Plus, how many people here do you really think have a grasp on human sexuality that surpasses porn hub? lol.
 
Brandobaris said:
Why does pretty much every guy I've ever met have at least one photo of their dick? From the most bookish historical re-enactment aspiring Professor, to the Bodybuilding Tradesman? Why do I walk into their room and find their cam pointed at where their crotch is? Why do they send dick pics?

Why do Girls almost invariably have inboxes filled with dickpics, no matter what social media platform they are on? Whether its Facebook or snapchat, or probably even this forum. Do guys send dick pics because it works some of the time?

I don't get it.
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Here is my question. Why are you talking about dick pics with guys?

Is there something you would like to share with the class? Are you tired of chasing Buzzfeed pussy already?
 
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CricketVonChirp said:
They're show-casing the merchandise. Why go test drive a car without checking out the specs first?
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Internet War Criminal said:
Because you snapchat it to a chick and you're like "wanna fuck"

That's the man version of "Netflix and chill" cleavage pic
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So is this the new way of doing things? Because I'm pretty sure 30 years ago a guy didn't walk into a bar full of Women and drop Trou to show them all the merchandise beforehand. Or did they just slip polaroids into their bags?
 
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Brandobaris said:
So is this the new way of doing things? Because I'm pretty sure 30 years ago a guy didn't walk into a bar full of Women and drop Trou to show them all the merchandise beforehand. Or did they just slip polaroids into their bags?
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Millenial chicks are emotionally stunted and been told by society that it's great to be a slut so you don't even need to try anymore, fire up tindr just send a couple of an pics, fuck her and then there's no need to date because they don't date you just randomly text and offer to fuck and you make sure it's not at your place so they don't sleep over and try to sneak relationship your ass. Don't need to put an effort, don't need to take them, don't need to take them on dates, they are literally just booty calls once in a while then you ghost their asses and move on

And they said the future would suck :story:
 
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Internet War Criminal said:
Millenial chicks are emotionally stunted and been told by society that it's great to be a slut so you don't even need to try anymore, fire up tindr just send a couple of an pics, fuck her and then there's no need to date because they don't date you just randomly text and offer to fuck and you make sure it's not at your place so they don't sleep over and try to sneak relationship your ass. Don't need to put an effort, don't need to take them, don't need to take them on dates, they are literally just booty calls once in a while then you move on

And they said the future would suck :story:
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lol You're going to die alone
 
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