Explain something to a complete autist - Dick Pics

Is Brandobaris an Autist?

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Brandobaris said:
Ah I see. I suppose the odd thing was the dick pic itself. For example, as a guy, what if you just regularly recieved vag pics? Like you'd think, who cares about if its the most perfect Vag you've ever seen, as long as it does the job, wouldn't the whole body pic be the deal breaker? Just thinking out loud here.
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... no one sends a dick pic that doesn't include most of the body unless they are fat or manlets

Same with vag pics
 
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Brandobaris said:
Why does pretty much every guy I've ever met have at least one photo of their dick? From the most bookish historical re-enactment aspiring Professor, to the Bodybuilding Tradesman? Why do I walk into their room and find their cam pointed at where their crotch is? Why do they send dick pics?

Why do Girls almost invariably have inboxes filled with dickpics, no matter what social media platform they are on? Whether its Facebook or snapchat, or probably even this forum. Do guys send dick pics because it works some of the time?

I don't get it.
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You going to post your dick pic or what
 
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Cthulhu said:
lol like you've ever seen a vag
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I can assure you that no matter how Autistic or maladjusted you may be, as long as you are physically attractive to someone, or have some sort of great future ahead of you, they will likely ignore whatever failings you have personally. People tend to be quite shallow that way.

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Brandobaris said:
I can assure you that no matter how Autistic or maladjusted you may be, as long as you are physically attractive to someone, or have some sort of great future ahead of you, they will likely ignore whatever failings you have personally. People tend to be quite shallow that way.
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Or people could like people regardless of their body, you stupid autist.
 
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Tranhuviya said:
Or people could like people regardless of their body, you stupid autist.
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I don't know, I've never heard anyone say "Your ugly as fuck but I love you and want to marry you." Well.... not out loud anyway. But I'm sure he has a "great personality"

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Internet War Criminal said:
... no one sends a dick pic that doesn't include most of the body unless they are fat or manlets

Same with vag pics
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Thank you, this has been most enlightening.
 
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He's not going to post a dickpics guys. He's just going to be an autistic forever alone sperg.
 
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I heard girls also like sharpie in pooper. Especially the girls that frequent forums.
And trust me Im the expert here on seducing girls on forums.
 
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I'm a "chick" and I've never gotten a dickpick! How can I become this magical dick farmer? Is it anything like being a kiwi farmer? Sooooo... memes then? I just go out and yell memes irl and I'll have a line of fucking cocks?
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Sounds great! ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!
 
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Ido said:
I'm a "chick" and I've never gotten a dickpick! How can I become this magical dick farmer? Is it anything like being a kiwi farmer? Sooooo... memes then? I just go out and yell memes irl and I'll have a line of fucking cocks?
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Sounds great! ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!
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PM me and I will send you the finest of my stockpile of Kiwi Farmer dick pix, for GBP. Willing to negotiate prices. @Dynastia dick is extra
 
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