Explain something to a complete autist - Dick Pics

[BILLY MAYS]

I'm so sick of you guys confusing me with Rain Man over here. Give me a little credit.

Yea that comparison is insulting to Rain Man

 

[WW 635]

I did it by accident! They are sluts! You know I'm yours baby.

Too late. Already tracking and doxing them.

 

[HG 400]

@Dynastia dick is extra

tfw premium

 

[DNJACK]

Too late. Already tracking and doxing them.

those whores deserve it.

 

[WW 635]

All EDF dick is on discount btw

 

[polonium]

I'll send a dick pic right now to anyone who asks.

 

[DuckSucker]

... no one sends a dick pic that doesn't include most of the body unless they are fat or manlets

Same with vag pics

Or they have a small 5 inch dick and are trying to make it look bigger! But if you have like a small dick, you arent sending out dick pics. Anything less than like 7-8 inches isnt really worth taking a photo of; or if its not good looking, worthwhile dong, you know, why take a picture of it?

 

[Zarkov]

Why does pretty much every guy I've ever met have at least one photo of their dick? From the most bookish historical re-enactment aspiring Professor, to the Bodybuilding Tradesman? Why do I walk into their room and find their cam pointed at where their crotch is? Why do they send dick pics?

Because they can smell your homosexuality.

I don't get it.

And also you are autistic.

 

[WW 635]

I'll send a dick pic right now to anyone who asks.

Hmu

 

[polonium]

Hmu

I didn't say it would be mine..

 

[DNJACK]

what are you afraid of?

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

My avatar is already a dick pic

 

[Bassomatic]

what are you afraid of?

scorpions.
being audited.

 

[DuskEngine]

Or they have a small dick and are trying to make it look bigger! But if you have like a small dick, you arent sending out dick pics. Anything less than like 7-8 inches isnt really worth taking a photo of; or if its not good looking, worthwhile dong, you know, why take a picture of it?

You can use perspective trickery to make it look bigger than it really is.








I mean, you could. I imagine.

 

[Rainbow Puppy]

yes it does work some of the time, in fact

assuming u got a nice big dick

 

[Ravenor]

I was going to create an account once on imgur, instagram, etc called Richard's_Pictures and send random people famous pictures of people called Dick... never got around to it.

 

[Wish a nigga would]

It can be a form of foreplay or mutual masturbation over text/Snapchat/skype/etc. Some guys are just weird and send them to everyone hoping somebody will appreciate it.

Don't overthink it. It's just a dick pic.

 

[Brandobaris]

It can be a form of foreplay or mutual masturbation over text/Snapchat/skype/etc. Some guys are just weird and send them to everyone hoping somebody will appreciate it.

Don't overthink it. It's just a dick pic.

As you can see from this thread, I've been apparently overthinking something that's as normal as making a morning coffee, and then asking why people do it. But that's autism for you.

 

[DNJACK]

coffee really is a plague

 

[WW 635]

coffee really is a plague

You fucking take that back

Edit: keep the dick pics coming