Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I think they are aiming for a gag order.

However if you define misdemeanor as essentially sending an imagine one time to a person and then say sharing an imaging is automatically harassment, why then spell it out as harassment as an upgrade to felony in the statute? Has to be a standard for it.

No, for getting an RO, an instance of sharing an intimate image nonconsensually is considered "harassment"; "harass" is defined differently in the dissemination statute. Not defending it, just reporting.

 

[AnOminous]

No, for getting an RO, an instance of sharing an intimate image nonconsensually is considered "harassment"; "harass" is defined differently in the dissemination statute. Not defending it, just reporting.

I hope Aaron gets this unconstitutional statute thrown out but it would be hilarious if it were financially ruinous for him to do so.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Unless someone comes forward and offers to pay Aaron’s legal bills to fight the harassment charge, I think he’s just going to plead out. He was just complaining the other day about how behind he was on making money for the month, and now he’s been forced into an involuntary hiatus. There’s no way he can afford to fight anything.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

No, for getting an RO, an instance of sharing an intimate image nonconsensually is considered "harassment"; "harass" is defined differently in the dissemination statute. Not defending it, just reporting.

I go by the language in the charges around making him stop and the fact a condition for his bail on the charges hints at it as well.

 

[AnOminous]

Unless someone comes forward and offers to pay Aaron’s legal bills to fight the harassment charge, I think he’s just going to plead out. He was just complaining the other day about how behind he was on making money for the month, and now he’s been forced into an involuntary hiatus. There’s no way he can afford to fight anything.

I'm pretty sure he isn't as retarded as Nick and will realize pleading out is his best option.

My actual legal advice to everyone involved in the Qover. I know they won't take it, because they're fucking retarded, but here it is.

 

[RedMage]

Aaron getting Balldo'd.

You hate to see it. Or love it.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

He took only a minute to coom and on top of that his dick was minute, in the other pronunciation.

That's why he needed the Balldo. But nobody wants a Balldo.

Nick has admitted to being a lifelong porn addict. Also, thanks to Aaron, we know at times he needs a little blue helper in the bedroom. Those two data points plus the balldo entering the picture paint a picture of erectile dysfunction rather than premature ejaculation (though I suppose they could be related?) I’m splitting hairs though. Either way, broke dick Nick.

(Also, the wordplay in this post made me chuckle)

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I'm pretty sure he isn't as retarded as Nick and will realize pleading out is his best option.

My actual legal advice to everyone involved in the Qover. I know they won't take it, because they're fucking retarded, but here it is.

The Nick stream after he pleads down to a misdemeanor... Imagine it.

 

[3MMA]

And if his response is this:

Then the ass-rape commences immediately

Threw this little cuck face version of the cuck flag together for you because I’ve noticed you often share that picture of him. I like how the little creature in the barrels ears peek out behind his head in this one. (I almost went with this cuck face in my original version, but finally decided on my personal fav cuck face instead, some weeks back.) Anyhow, here you go, use as you will, or in case you ever feel like mixing it up a little, but not enough to lose the most cuckolded cuck face that Cuck Rekeita is capable of:

 

[Father Balldo]

we are still weeks away from the beginning of the corn harvest season in minnesota and we're already eatin' so good... this autumn is going to be CRAZY... remember last year 'round this time? I believe @Potatoherder 'members...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick has admitted to being a lifelong porn addict. Also, thanks to Aaron, we know at times he needs a little blue helper in the bedroom. Those two data points plus the balldo entering the picture paint a picture of erectile dysfunction rather than premature ejaculation (though I suppose they could be related?) I’m splitting hairs though. Either way, broke dick Nick.

This is another reason I seriously doubt April will ever be impregnated by Nick. He’s the kind of porn addict who has abused his junk so brutally that he can no longer climax inside a woman (and especially not in a stretched out vagina with as many miles as Ape has put on hers). Though Ape getting knocked up by one of her other marks and claiming it’s Nicks would be funny.

Seriously, the only thing this trashy saga is missing is a bitterly contested paternity drama. But Nick would no doubt challenge the results of any DNA test and demand to examine the CVs of the presiding lab’s board of directors.

 

[Strix454]

I'm not sure that entire statute isn't facially unconstitutional. It's absurdly broad.

That came up when the law was introduced in Minnesota in 2016. It was a badly written, overly broad law of questionable constitutionality that was designed from the start to be open to abuses. The law was sold to the state one way and written in quite another way.

In 2019, the state court of appeals rightfully threw it out as written as clearly unconstitutional.

But then the state supreme court got ahold of it and made what is arguably among the worst decisions in the legal history of the state. The Supreme Court agreed that the law was overly broad and could well apply for example to pictures of a woman breastfeeding a child. That the law was not restricted to material associated with obscenity or "prurient interests". That the law was open to gross abuses.

After the Supreme Court admitted and conceded nearly all of the problems with the law as written, it said that it was constitutional anyway. The argument they used was that right of the government to keep people "healthy and safe" are higher rights than any enumerated right such as the first amendment. That first amendment rights are constitutionally balanced against other important considerations. That speech under the first amendment can be restricted as long as the court considers the restrictions to be in a "narrow fashion".

They asserted as well that a law passing a "strict scrutiny" test makes any question of the law being overly broad irrelevant. That any law that passes strict scrutiny is obviously constitutional no matter how broad its provisions are.

As bad as the decision was in upholding the revenge porn law, its worse in that it provides a constitutional framework for attacking or undermining nearly every other protection in the bill of rights at the state level.

There is less than zero chance of getting the state courts to take any action against that law.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

"Your Honor, this woman's body is ruined. It has been defined formally as such by an expert who has studied the subject for many years intimately (her husband). To be honest I wasn't even aware I was sharing tits, I thought it was a gore pic."

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Nick is claiming admitting to the pics isn't admitting to the relationship. Yup...

Yes it does Nick. You are now legally a cuck, just like Maddox. I'm still in awe you would do something that embarrassing.

 

[repentance]

Seriously, I am one of the people that thinks he really wants to hang with the cool degenerate crowd out in L.A. with Dick, and he'd jump at the opportunity, but I think it's probably gonna be a while yet. Something tells me he's got a lot of loose ends left in the state of MN he needs to wrap up still.

Nick doesn't just want to hang with the cool degenerate crowd, he wants to be one of them and he thinks Dick's connections can help that happen.

I don't know if it has been discussed in this thread and I have missed it, but has there been anything that points to Rekieta and Masterson doing the old wife swap?

And no. I wouldn't completely discount something like that could have happened at a meetup, but it couldn't have happened that often. It's sorta like the retarded theory that gets brought up here on occasion that Dick is Nick's drug dealer. There's massive logistical problems with that.

Didn't Nick spend a few days at Dick's a few years back? My money would be on him being introduced to coke then and deciding that LA was where his future lay.

Well he doesn't take his actual wife to third string art exhibits that barely pass as cultured gatherings even in rural Minnesota. For someone from Litchfield, that's like taking a gal to a fancy soiree at the Temple of Dendur wing of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan.

He does take Kayla to charity balls and the like.

Why would you even want that lifestyle? It isnt even like the movies where he is doing blow off the ass of a supermodel before an orgy with the cheerleaders of an NFL sportsteam

It's a lifestyle where going from one partner to another is both common as shit and acceptable and that is most definitely the life Nick wants. Of course he's not in the same financial league as the people who actually live that lifestyle.

I think neither of you paid attention to what I actually said.
I praised them and said I was grateful, and in no way did I say they shouldn’t have been there. Just that they left out a key aspect. There’s nothing wrong with pointing out a short coming.

It's coming across as "do better". There are no shortcomings because there was no standard they were obligated to meet. Go yourself next time if it's so important to you that things be done your way. You're just being an asshole.

I think they are aiming for a gag order.

They're very obviously aiming for a restraining order but they could have achieved that civilly and probably considerably quicker. They've chosen the criminal route to spite Aaron and because they want to see him punished.

 

[Captain Manning]

Semantics aside, my point remains. Nips shouldn't be illegal. I agree with Nick, they're all a buncha Scandiwhovian prude incels!!!

Well, just so you know, as a (non incel) Scandinavian prude...

I completely agree with you.

I always thought we defined porn as a work which, taken as a whole, is meant to appeal to the prurient interests. I certainly don't consider a lot of renaissance artwork to be porn, for example. Exposed beasts and nipples are not, in and of themselves, porn. I agree with those here saying that the law, as written, is overbroad.

With that said, can you really argue with a straight face, without even having to see the pic in question, that this picture of Kayla wasn't taken for the expressed purposes of sexual gratification? I mean, come on. I suspect even under a law with a more narrow definition of revenge porn, Aaron's goose may well be cooked here. At least as far as the misdemeanor.

My main argument here wouldn't be so much that Aaron is a gud boi who dindu, but rather that in order to get any sort of W here, Nick has to take another L. And that Nick's L is actually bigger than his W. Nick basically admitted in a police report to being a cuck. This amuses me greatly.

Typical kike bullshit.

That "kike bullshit" is in the Christian Bible too and believed by many non-Jews. This includes references made in portions of the New Testament that Jews had nothing to do with.

Only major difference is in the Christian Old Testament the names are often anglicized from Hebrew (i.e. Esau, Jacob, Rebeckah).

Then how does he explain how he got it?

He's desperately hoping people don't think about it too hard (spoiler: it's too late).

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

What the hell.

There are over five pages of posts obsessively commenting on Aaron’s revenge porn allegation without mentioning Rekieta at all.

There’s an Aaron thread for that. Discuss it there.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

That's why he needed the Balldo. But nobody wants a Balldo. It's just a bizarre device nobody actually wants. That's why when Nick introduced it into his content, people rapidly lost interest in Nick. Because who would use a Balldo? A BALLDO MAN. That is to say, a pathetic, cucked, ridiculous individual worthy of nothing but mockery.

I'm still amused and amazed by how tightly Crackets managed to integrate a fucking meme of a sex toy into his online identity, to the point that it's basically the main unofficial alias for him. You don't see that every day.

 

[repentance]

All this talk of who cracky loves more, Kayla or April is ridiculous, especially if you think April will displace Kayla as the primary wife.

Nick's own statements have made it pretty clear that he only remains married to his wife with the ruined body because of the absence of a prenup. He doesn't want April as a long term replacement (who would?) but he's not staying in his marriage to Kayla out of any sense of love or loyalty, either.

Women like April are a dime a dozen and there'll be many of them in Nick's life from here on out whether Kayla goes or stays.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Women like April are a dime a dozen

Inflation doesn’t apply to whores. No way Ape is worth .008 cents.