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[batteredpancakes]

More on the pooner lawyer

She is getting her concealed gun license this week. Talks about how she is getting it because the people against her are also armed.

She already has a regular gun license and goes to the shooting range every week. Admits to owning multiple guns. She admits that she used to be anti-gun a few years ago.


She implies that she owns an AR here. "(AR ammo is expensive), I would know this"

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

She implies that she owns an AR here. "(AR ammo is expensive), I would know this"

She is paying over 80 cents per round for 5.56? How is that even possible?

 

[Thumb Butler]

She is paying over 80 cents per round for 5.56? How is that even possible?

Whoever sold her the ammo could tell she's a sucker dood.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

More on the pooner lawyer

She is getting her concealed gun licence this week. Talks about how she is getting it because the people against her are also armed.
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She already has a regular gun license and goes to the shooting range every week. Admits to owning multiple guns. She admits that she used to be anti-gun a few years ago.
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She implies that she owns an AR here. "(AR ammo is expensive), I would know this"
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Nope I don't like where this one is headed.

 

[pink cigarettes]

More on the pooner lawyer

She is getting her concealed gun licence this week. Talks about how she is getting it because the people against her are also armed.
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She already has a regular gun license and goes to the shooting range every week. Admits to owning multiple guns. She admits that she used to be anti-gun a few years ago.
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She implies that she owns an AR here. "(AR ammo is expensive), I would know this"
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"I used to not like guns. But after the life I've had, it's become necessary."
Oh BROTHER. While this is obviously the actual case for some, she sounds so corny, like she's about to tell you she used to be in the CIA then show you her throwing stars from the mall.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

We need a good nickname for Pooner At Law. Any suggestions?

- Hardly Birdman
- Fanny Crane
- Fronthole of the Bailey

Mrs MATIcus Finch?

 

[glass_houses]

"I used to not like guns. But after the life I've had, it's become necessary."
Oh BROTHER. While this is obviously the actual case for some, she sounds so corny, like she's about to tell you she used to be in the CIA then show you her throwing stars from the mall.

It sounds like an incipient case of gang stalking to me, although granted, there are many lawyers who have good reason to fear for their safety. I doubt that there is a single area of law or legislation that hasn't generated a corpse or three at some point.

A high stress profession that is fundamentally based on black and white, either-you're-with-us-or-against-us thinking, being eyebrow deep in a social movement convinced that every single member is seven minutes or less away from being dragged to a concentration camp, synthically induced hormone imbalances, and the type of personality that is so uncomfortable in its own body that it feels the need to slice great chunks of it off...

... I'm not exaggerating in the least when I say that she probably has permanent gun turrets in front of every single window in her house, and all the doors are booby trapped. The only people who don't automatically scare her are the ones wearing pronoun pins. Sad. She clearly needs mental health care and a drastic change of profession. Instead her doctor gave her testosterone injections. She cheerfully flung her front door wide open to welcome her real enemies inside, but there is no way in hell that you'd be able to convince her of that.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

We need a good nickname for Pooner At Law. Any suggestions?

- Hardly Birdman
- Fanny Crane
- Fronthole of the Bailey

Sandra Day O'Pooner
Hergood Marshall
Twaticus Finch

 

[Procrastinhater]

She is paying over 80 cents per round for 5.56? How is that even possible?

Guy in the store took her for a mark.
I reload but when I buy factory you're talking about .35c per round. It's about $7 right now for 20.
Last time I bought factory I got 1100 for $420 from ammobuy.com.

Nope I don't like where this one is headed.

Yeah I'm normally extremely pro 2A, I don't even think felons should have their rights stripped after they served their time. Once their sentence is served their debt to society is paid, it's Unconstitutional to take their rights after that, and if they're still considered a threat they shouldn't be on the streets.
That said, armed Pooners, especially, make me nervous. These women are already unstable and the amount of Testosterone they take makes them walking time bombs.

Also where the fuck is she paying .85c per round for 5.56 but $500 for an AR?

 

[Rick The Stick]

Saw a pooner this morning during my hike. Was like 5:45 am. On the trail heading back to my car when I saw her.

5 foot flat
No less than 225 by my guess
Head buzzed
Shitty punk tats in random directions, done with what I can only assume was guitar string
Those giant Deathcore Lead Singer ear gauges
Basketball shorts
Homemade tank top
Combat boots

This was a rare treat for me cause I live in the country in an area where there's basically zero faggots let alone trannies. So to see such a stereotypical pooner in my neck of the woods was like finding Bigfoot. Except less magical and just as stinky.

don't even think felons should have their rights stripped after they served their time

Well you're in luck then, cause no one who's a convicted felon listens to the law to begin with so they've still got their guns; no need to fret. Jamarquis and José are still strapped.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Well you're in luck then, cause no one who's a convicted felon listens to the law to begin with so they've still got their guns; no need to fret. Jamarquis and José are still strapped.

You might have a thing there but it's a fucking dumb law that basically forces people to stay criminals if they want to exercize their 2A rights.
Not everyone with a felony charge is a career criminal, but if they want a gun when they get out they can't exactly "reform" they gotta break a broke law. They can't pass the check in a store with a felony conviction so there's no legal way for them to enjoy a God given right.

 

[goat sneed]

Pooner at law.
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I’ve known this freakshow for a while. Don’t go on Twitter much lately, but she was big on picking fights with GC figures on Twitter. The best moment had to be when she was talking about JKR, got a mention, then cried about it like a BPD puss. She talked shit, but God forgive somebody replies!

I like that in @Plum Smuggler ’s post she talks about being called Mr. and being referred to as a he is a sign of respect. It‘s funny, because a real man wouldn’t pay attention to shit like that at all. It’s by default. You don’t need to do shit to be called “Mister” but these weirdos act like it does because they need their mentuls validated.
As someone said in the thread, you can really tell by the eyes. I don’t know why, but even with a full beard, the eyes always betray them.

 

[deermeat]

I liked how these pooners play into the whole angry cynical character, as if men being outwardly that aggressive isn't a red flag. No one likes those types of men, they only exist in fictional media. It doesn't make you cool. Like who would look at the name "The Pissed Off Lawyer" and want their business? It comes across unstable.

Also even within fictional media, the men like this aren't as aggressive. They counteract that aggression through scripted wittiness and playful banter. Something that when translated into the real world comes across as passive aggressive and condescending.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Comedian Pooner is funny for a different reason (she pooned)
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She's at the VT Comedy Club for 2 days go smell/see her now!
She named herself River Butcher I just cant.

More info on her: She was named Rhea Butcher and was married to comedienne Carmen Esposito and had a seeso tv show called Take My Wife

I remember this chick and her (I guess now ex-) girlfriend! Undoomed ("Hey, moron! Fucking moron!") did a boss mocking back in 2015 of her and Esposito's unfunny video on feminism!

Enjoy.

 

[Constellationzero]

Bookmark this post because you read it here first:

Pissed off Lolyer will either 41% or off some rando and the Farms will be blamed.

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

I’ve known this freakshow for a while. Don’t go on Twitter much lately, but she was big on picking fights with GC figures on Twitter. The best moment had to be when she was talking about JKR, got a mention, then cried about it like a BPD puss. She talked shit, but God forgive somebody replies!
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I like that in @Plum Smuggler ’s post she talks about being called Mr. and being referred to as a he is a sign of respect. It‘s funny, because a real man wouldn’t pay attention to shit like that at all. It’s by default. You don’t need to do shit to be called “Mister” but these weirdos act like it does because they need their mentuls validated.
As someone said in the thread, you can really tell by the eyes. I don’t know why, but even with a full beard, the eyes always betray them.

How are the power dynamics different haha? You're both white women and JK Rowling doesn't have an unhinged online presence talking about guns. In a vacuum the lawyer looks like an insane, paranoid neckbeard no one wants to be around.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I’ve known this freakshow for a while. Don’t go on Twitter much lately, but she was big on picking fights with GC figures on Twitter. The best moment had to be when she was talking about JKR, got a mention, then cried about it like a BPD puss. She talked shit, but God forgive somebody replies!
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I like that in @Plum Smuggler ’s post she talks about being called Mr. and being referred to as a he is a sign of respect. It‘s funny, because a real man wouldn’t pay attention to shit like that at all. It’s by default. You don’t need to do shit to be called “Mister” but these weirdos act like it does because they need their mentuls validated.
As someone said in the thread, you can really tell by the eyes. I don’t know why, but even with a full beard, the eyes always betray them.

How are the power dynamics different haha? You're both white women and JK Rowling doesn't have an unhinged online presence talking about guns. In a vacuum the lawyer looks like an insane, paranoid neckbeard no one wants to be around.

She's trying to get JKR's attention today.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I can't get over how this one is a professional lawyer and still dresses like a wigger with the backwards cap and shitty chains, it's really the pooner version of the troons' spinny skirts and socks, they want to be taken seriously as a career man but still have to dress like a 14-year-old or heroin addict

Before she pooned out she had a little bit of infamy for some "discrimination" she faced (a). Basically another lawyer made a Facebook post complaining about a female lawyer dressing unprofessionally "yet another woman dressed up like a man, wearing sagging jeans, boxer briefs and sporting a mohawk." Erica of course thought it was inappropriate for another lawyer to talk about her underwear, but not the fact that he could see her underwear because of her saggy jeans. "It was about thinking it's acceptable to discuss my underwear on a public forum with a bunch of other lawyers that I'm sitting in the same room with. That's professionally unacceptable."

The article contains this little nugget of journalistic excellence

While some of the public defenders were busy improving their professional skills, Cliff Woodards II was busy posting offensive comments on Facebook

Of course, Cliff's status as a well-respected black lawyer with a lesbian daughter just didn't have the same social justice cachet as a lesbian who dresses like a retard with the article writer, Kate Opalewski. I bet that Kate Opalewski was kicking herself when Cliff Woodards II was killed by a speeding cop in 2022. She could have sided with the unarmed black man killed by a cop while Black Lives Matter was still at the height of its influence! Oh, truly the progressive stack gives and the progressive stack takes away.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

"yet another woman dressed up like a man, wearing sagging jeans, boxer briefs and sporting a mohawk."

In court? Devastating that no pictures appear to have been preserved of this hilarious incident.

 

[cybertoaster]

They keep doing this shit and not one of them is a christian.

No religion out there talks about unconditional love, the bible has tons of conditions. You can repent sure, but to ask forgiveness means you've to stop doing it, else what's the point?

Seriously just become an atheist...........oh wait many of them also believe this gendershit its total crap and wont play along anymore, so new atheism then.

Do woke people like Gypsy's now?

Victimhood status, she's white af and not a jew so she's desperate for that race card so she pretends to be a gypsy even tho they are mostly brown.

Frankly if I was hiring people and some pasty-ass bitch like this knocks on my door saying she's not white I'm asking for a DNA test first.

The only reason she only looks remotely masculine is because she's balding which is rare for women under 60 but not men her age. The pube beard and soft face are a dead giveaway, and if not then meeting in person and hearing this frog voiced midget will clear any doubts.