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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

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    2,258
Can I get a QRD? Were there stories about these visits and the doctors realizing she was just an attention whore?
It's Kindness, so there's videos.

Basically, she successfully got herself diagnosed with epilepsy based off her claims of having had multiple seizures, but then kept insisting she was allergic to various epilepsy medicines and also had seizures so frequently that it's why her hands were shakey and her drawings were wobbly (because she continually had mini seizures without realising). This resulted in a trip to the "epilepsy minotaur unit" (epilepsy monitoring unit) where she got an EEG that showed absolutely zero epileptogenic sensitivity whatsoever in response to photic stimulation (despite having claimed she couldn't light her menorah because the flickering from candles gave her seizures). She also tried to get the nurses to watch her do puppet shows with her toys.

Anyway once it was clear that Kindness was not having seizures and in fact had likely never had a seizure, she switched to claiming that KiwiFarms was going to kill her and the hospital social worker paid her a visit (and she kept her scalp electrodes on despite the nurses insisting she wasn't going to have another EEG). The doctor was satisfied that a psychiatrist would handle her symptoms and discharged her.

She briefly put on a brave face about finally getting to the bottom of what was calling her seizures (which the psychiatrist suggested were panic attacks and also specifically confirmed she wasn't schizophrenic) before going back to insisting on epilepsy. One of her later trips to A&E involved her having a seizure while the nurses watched and then calmly asked if she'd like them to call her emergency contact, which caused her to seethe massively.
 
How many times do I have to tell you people? It’s a robot BABY. The bird is just a bird. If you don’t buckle down and commit this stuff to memory you don’t stand a chance of passing the exam.
I might be misremembering but isn't there a video of one of these retards having a breakdown because one of their personalities raped another personality of theirs in their head? I think it was Kindness?
 
I might be misremembering but isn't there a video of one of these retards having a breakdown because one of their personalities raped another personality of theirs in their head? I think it was Kindness?
That wasn't Kindness. Nearest she got is fucking a roommate as one "headmate" - the robot baby, I think - then accusing him of rape as another "headmate".

Edit to add: and accused him of being a pedo, of course - the whole robot BABY thing.
 
That wasn't Kindness. Nearest she got is fucking a roommate as one "headmate" - the robot baby, I think - then accusing him of rape as another "headmate".

Edit to add: and accused him of being a pedo, of course - the whole robot BABY thing.
Ah, thanks for thr clarifying. Still funny though.
 
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You'd think these people would have some sort of shame and just hide away after the mess they made of the tranch, but I guess not.
The dream never dies! It was the climax of Penny's life, the thing he got interviews for, the sweet, sweet asspats and swag of being a badass military commander cult leader instead of a failed dirt farmer animal neglector...
 
It's always interesting to listen to grifters and nepo babies complaining about capitalism. Bonnie's "evil", "abusive" mum footed the mortgage for the tranch, and Penny and his disciples are parasitising his grandparents/parents estate. Everything else was paid for by donations or the American government.
 
Wait a minute: it says special GUEST from TUR.
So KevKev will probably stay home playing with transformers, and EstroJen may still be healing his new wound. I guess it’s just Ol’ Penis?
Unless Sky, Bronnie or Fed Poster J are making an appearance? (The return of the once and future kangz?)
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Wait a minute: it says special GUEST from TUR.
So KevKev will probably stay home playing with transformers, and EstroJen may still be healing his new wound. I guess it’s just Ol’ Penis?
Unless Sky, Bronnie or Fed Poster J are making an appearance? (The return of the once and future kangz?)
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I’d go there to see who shows up but mutiny cafe is small and I don’t want to get too close to any of them.

Cool place though, sadly they are shutting down that location and moving to englewood (way further down broadway) because the rent recently doubled after the building was sold.
 
I was skimming the Kevin thread and saw that ShiteaterJen had been temp banned on bluesky, and Kevin was doomposting about it. A couple weeks ago he got him amole revised, and started infighting with some other lefty.
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Bad news for those of us waiting for his RPG project.
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If someone is brave enough Jen is posting pictures revision surgery on his Bluesky account. I've never clicked on a NSFL, and I don't plan on doing so.
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He should read a cautionary tale called Kevin Gibes about the dangers of complacency.
 

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If someone is brave enough Jen is posting pictures revision surgery on his Bluesky account. I've never clicked on a NSFL, and I don't plan on doing so.
I went to brave for us, but it requires an account and I don't wanna.
Also, Jen's fight was covered in Kevin's thread. I will try to remember to find it later, unless someone else beats me to it.
 

I'd wish terrible things on you for post this and knowing I'd be unable to resist looking, but you had to look at them as well so I guess that's already happened.

If there is anything that proves trannies are mentally ill, this is it. They think that looks like a real vagina.
 
They think that looks like a real vagina.
They think this looks BETTER than those nasty cis vaginas. You see them bragging constantly with stuff like "my pussy is designer and expensive like Gucci! Hoes mad 💅". Maybe it's a cope for having a nurgle-pocket, but I personally believe that they hate women enough to find their surgery sites superior even if it can't do anything other than heal shut to await the next revision. Troons probably like that too. Having future revisions means they get to keep chasing that dragon! The nerves will wake up next time. ;)
 
They think this looks BETTER than those nasty cis vaginas. You see them bragging constantly with stuff like "my pussy is designer and expensive like Gucci! Hoes mad 💅". Maybe it's a cope for having a nurgle-pocket, but I personally believe that they hate women enough to find their surgery sites superior even if it can't do anything other than heal shut to await the next revision. Troons probably like that too. Having future revisions means they get to keep chasing that dragon! The nerves will wake up next time. ;)
Yes but does those nasty cis-GINAS keep open until you forget to dilate and they scar shut

Ugh, filthy heterosexual men and LESBIANS who like cis-vaginas. They should be abolished!!!
 
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