Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Wow imagine that. Despite his political takes, Brian is still nice to people and doesn't wish literal death on his opponents. Almost like he's well adjusted and has above a 1.2 GPA or something. Pat wouldn't know.
He 100 percent will wish death on conservatives when his masters give the ok too.

This reaks of someone dealing with a not yet excommunicated from the liberal tribe. The language would be very different otherwise.
 
Rick needs to be sent to Vienna. His talent for unlikability knows no bounds
He'd get stuck in the sewers. Not because of their labyrinthian nature, but because he's so fat.
he's [Brian Keene] not a great writer but that doesn't matter
I appreciate people like Keene as authors because they are more akin to carpenters than artists. Every X months Keene churns out another passable piece of unpretentious B-movie-esque literature. It's not some great, deep, moving piece, just light entertainment. It serves its function, like a rectangular table with four straight legs. And there is nothing wrong with that.
 
He 100 percent will wish death on conservatives when his masters give the ok too.

This reaks of someone dealing with a not yet excommunicated from the liberal tribe. The language would be very different otherwise.
He will never be as bad as Fatrick S Tomlinson. That's just a fact as true as Fatrick's gunt.
 
this is devastating for pat. if shitting on rick breaks containment and turns fully bipartisan then the dam has broken.

he told that lady to get raped 6 years ago. he is in so fucking deep if he's suddenly going to be held accountable for a decade saying unhinged shit. :optimistic: hoping this situation will snowball further but rick falling on the sword of progressive virtue is the fate he deserves.
 
The speed at which I went from "Who the fuck is Brian Keene?" to "What the fuck I love Brian Keene now?" can only be matched by the fictional bird Roadrunner.

Fuck his politics but damn if I won't give him a follow and buy a book now. Queen Leslayyy has finally found a king worthy to occupy the empty throne beside her.

Long live King Keene!
 
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Fuck his politics but damn if I won't give him a follow and buy a book now. Queen Leslayyy finally has her King.
This is the true route to healing, to a time when each side wasn't trying to purity spiral their own team into a fucking civil war. Disagree, vote differently, but at the end of the day what really matters is laughing at fat idiots.
 
I have learned my lesson. I am never fucking taking a patbreak again. I am not-even-slightly-ironically mad at the shit I was not there to see happen in real time. The posts here and the literal KM of fat xeets I scrolled through show just how much shit can happen when you take your eye off the ball of lard that is fatrick
This is why Rick is the perfect cow, there's never a dull moment with the prize piggy. Even when you think there's going to be a lull where all he does is "Nochild" someone, he surprises us all by doing something amazingly retarded even for him.

Especially as he has some evidence, he is reasonably smart, as in he has published books and been asked to talk on TV shows.
This I have to disagree with. To PL myself a little here, I know someone who's had both happen to them. Not because they were smart, they were dumb as rocks, they were just very, very lucky.
 
This is the true route to healing, to a time when each side wasn't trying to purity spiral their own team into a fucking civil war. Disagree, vote differently, but at the end of the day what really matters is laughing at fat idiots.
Never thought I'd be in the timeline where Patrick brought world peace, but here we are. His childing and pepperoni grinding has crossed the political divide and made us all remember something important: retards are funny.
 
Unrelated to Fatrick but this made me laugh. It's leaking out a bit from Keene.
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Rick lives right in the middle of downtown niggerville and he hasn't been shot by the cops, Keene needs to work on his politisperging. He may as well be attributing the deaths to COVID or whatever dumbshit talking point he thinks will sway voters. It's not race or where you live that gets you killed, it's the act of sending amped up men with guns into what they have every reason to believe is a life or death situation.

Faggots swat people because they think it's funny, if it's going to end there needs to be criminal and social consequences for it. There isn't a good way of catching these dick lovers so that leaves it to the rest of us to call it out as a shameful act of homosexuality. That's not going to happen if everybody is afraid to say what we're all thinking: Swating is gay and every shitbag who does it deserves to die of Monkeypox and AIDS from negroid butt sex. It's literally the least that he could do.
 
This is why Rick is the perfect cow, there's never a dull moment with the prize piggy. Even when you think there's going to be a lull where all he does is "Nochild" someone, he surprises us all by doing something amazingly retarded even for him.

He hasn't even slowed down considering that he finally changed his phone number, so the Pests have stopped messing with him via SMS.
 
Here is the text copied from the site in case Archive fails. It has the relevant parts about Milwaukee MeatHog here:

Good morning. I’m Brian Keene and this is Letters From the Labyrinth — a long-running weekly email newsletter for fans, friends, and family.

And this…



…is Patrick S. Tomlinson.

Patrick is an AirBnB host, a failed stand-up comedian, and a midlist science-fiction writer whose career is in decline. He first came to my attention a year or so ago, when some friends who are prominent science-fiction writers, editors, and publishers (and who I won’t name here because they wish to avoid his nonsense) mentioned him to me. Patrick alleges that he is being “targeted by a cyber criminal death cult” and is “in fear for his life and the lives of his family members” and has been Swatted “over 50 times”.

Swatting, for those not familiar with the term, involves bad actors placing a bogus emergency services call targeting their victim in order to provoke a police response. I myself was the target of a swatting event about four years ago. Someone from Canada called my local emergency services and said I was armed and threatening to harm myself. Our local police know that I own several registered firearms. I’m friendly with several of them. But a call is a call. At the time, I was driving home from a nearby convenience store to pick up cat food. Mary called me, upset. The police were there in full tactical gear. The sergeant instructed her to tell me to pull into the driveway and obey the commands. As I neared the house, I saw that they’d set up a staging area. I pulled into the driveway, with my window down, and kept both hands clearly visible. When they instructed me to exit the vehicle, I did. When they detained me and checked me over, I let them. And when it was over and I was cleared, they explained what had happened. I do not blame our local police department for this. They have no choice but to respond to emergency calls. To expect them to not respond to an emergency call is lunacy. Was it unnerving? Of course. You try having a phalanx of heavily armed police officers at your home and tell me you’re not a little unnerved. But imagine if I’d been black, or lived in an urban setting, rather than rural Pennsylvania? Or, if you want an example from the other side of the spectrum, imagine if I’d had a big old Don’t Tread On Me flag flying outside the house. Imagine just how horribly wrong it could have gone in any of those situations.

To be clear, Patrick S. Tomlinson has certainly been swatted. There is video evidence of at least one such altercation in which Patrick (whose name I’m going to shorten to Rick from here on out just to avoid typing ‘Patrick’ continually) is belligerent with the responding officers and appears to take a swing at one of them. A search of public records and publicly available information provides several other officer responses at his address, along with more benign welfare checks (where a responding officer leaves a card to let the occupant know they were there). To the best of my knowledge, there is no record of “over 50 swatting attempts”, but he has indeed been swatted more than once. What’s curious is that, to date, there has been no evidence (to the best of my knowledge) to back up his claimed number, other than news articles about him. Those news articles echo his claims, but their source for the claims is Rick himself. No further fact-checking seems to have taken place, other than a few cursory checks. But whether it’s once or fifty, swatting is still horrible.

Which brings me back to my author, editor, and publisher friends from the science-fiction community. They had each encountered Rick at various times — GenCon, CONvergence, and other conventions and professional gatherings. Their reactions ranged from bemusement to annoyance. They all agreed that it was terrible that he had been swatted and harassed. And it IS terrible. But they also agreed that he had the power to stop much of it from occurring. “I don’t want to victim blame,” said one, “but he almost seems to seek them out. He’s a weird guy.”

Curious, I read a few news stories and checked his social media. Sure enough, there were countless people harassing him, which is terrible. But even more curious, rather than simply blocking them, Rick engaged with them. He spends most days obsessively responding and replying to every single troll, admonishing them to “Enjoy prison” or telling them their “life is already over” or that they are “mentally ill” and should “Seek. Help.” Further, he seems to regularly check the few accounts that he has blocked, and replies to them, as well. When people obtained his publicly available phone number and began texting him and crank-calling him, rather than change the number and make it private, he engaged with them via phone for at least a year.

None of this seemed like the behavior of a man who is in fear for his life. What’s happening to him is terrible. I can’t stress that enough. But, as others have said, he refuses to take even the most rudimentary steps to shield himself or his loved ones.

His trolls weren’t the only people he responds to. Here are some examples of how he speaks to other people — people who are not trolls. People who are often women.







I know that our society seems to be fragmenting, but speaking to anyone like this — particularly women — is inexcusable. “Rape is the most mild punishment you deserve” is a repugnant thing to say to anyone. The harassment he’s endured is wrong. But so is this. And keep in mind, it’s being said by a guy who alleges he’s being “stalked by a criminal cyber cult” and claims he is in fear for his life. So, I wonder aloud again, has he considered maybe not barging into conversations like some hypertensive Kool-Aid Man? Maybe people are reacting to that vitriol in kind?

Recently, the target of his rage has been literary agent Leslie Varney. Here is a collage of the harassment he has directed at her.



There are hundreds more, but I don’t have the bandwidth in this newsletter to post screenshots of them all. But File 770’s Mike Glyer (one of the most fair and dependable fandom journalists in a seemingly ever shrinking pool) comments that Rick has been privately smearing Leslie, as well.



Other folks have stepped forward this week with their own stories of harassment by Rick, as well. Again, NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE CONNECTED TO THE HARRASSMENT HE HAS ENDURED.

About a year ago, when I opined online that swatting sucks, and maybe he should stop engaging with the people harassing him, Rick told me to reach out. So I did. I called his publicly available number and he gave me a half hour long TED Talk. About the only thing I managed to say during his pompous filibuster was “Have you ever considered just blocking them?”

When the call was over, I was very much of the opinion that it's horrible that Rick has been swatted and harassed, and I feel badly for his loved ones, but he seems inclined not to take the simplest of steps to prevent it. I was also of the opinion that he is very much the guy from those screenshots above. And he is also the guy from this police report, which, to the best of my knowledge, is a publicly available document.



According to that police report, Patrick S. Tomlinson once threatened to kill his then wife and their child.

Rick is mad this week because a stranger tagged me in a Tweet with Jon Del Arroz (a far-Right loon who I blocked years ago). Here are the screenshots. Rick’s since been telling the public that I “pal around with white supremacists” and that I am “burning books”, none of which is true, but none of which is worth suing him over, since he has nothing of value. Like Nickolaus Pacione, Bradley Snow, and all the others before him, Rick wanted my attention. I have given it to him. And later this week, when I finish up the canned food drive for the homeless shelter that Rick’s recent bout of idiocy inspired, I’ll go back to blocking and ignoring him.

Maybe he should try doing that sometime, too.
 
It takes a special kind of man to turn natural allies into blood enemies. Rick may truly be the most genuinely unlikable person on the planet personality-wise.

The fact that not just one, but two women willingly hitched their wagons to this remarkably, incredibly, extremely fat horse is an indictment on the concept of evolutionary selective mating.
 
Off topic, but I saw Keene mention Nickolaus Pacione and that's a name that takes me back. People like Fatrick are obsessive, self-aggrandizing buffoons with easily bruised egos, but Pacione was (is?) a genuine crazy motherfucker - a wannabe horror author who got some shitty anthologies and other vanity projects published via Print-on-Demand outfits, fancied himself a publisher and scammed young, inexperienced writers into submitting work to his questionable publications (which included other peoples' stories published without permission), was convinced there was some sort of conspiracy to keep him from getting published and stalked, threatened and harassed dozens of editors and professional and amateur authors in the horror lit scene, as well as other people.
 
[in refenence to being swatted] "But imagine if I’d been black,"
"I know that our society seems to be fragmenting, but speaking to anyone like this — particularly women — is inexcusable."

How can something so based also be packed with so much soy?
Current-year leftism, I'd imagine, if it pervades this much into generally non-partisan writing.

It must hurt Rick to know that Keene basically said "I'd sue for him for libel but he has nothing worth taking", though.
 
it's not a bad point but what you may be missing is that the world of rick, leslie, keene et al. is a world of mainstream zombie liberals. these aren't the genderspecial anticapitalists the farms often obsess over, they're complacent, "sensible centrist" boomers satisfied with the status quo. they enjoy prison politics at the sports-fan level: go team blue, beat that awful team red.

of course if you're an esoteric hyperborean a&h poster, these boring mayor-pete neolibs all still look like dangerous socialists who should be purged since they support desegrated swimming pools etc.
Leslie and Brian are basically well-adjusted liberal sorts: the type that stand by their political convictions firmly and are old school "Vote Blue No Matter Who" and all that white guilt stuff, but they are less prone to the whole "death to anyone on the right" the way Fatrick and his ilk are.

And that's what makes this so fucking funny. Pat had sympathetic ears on his side, but once they started questioning his "personal truth" and the holes within holes about it, not to mention making the sensible suggestion to just stop engaging with the trolls, he quickly turns them into Patposters. You love to see it.
 
It takes a special kind of man to turn natural allies into blood enemies. Rick may truly be the most genuinely unlikable person on the planet personality-wise.

The fact that not just one, but two women willingly hitched their wagons to this remarkably, incredibly, extremely fat horse is an indictment on the concept of evolutionary selective mating.
It's simpler than you think. One is literally a black widow looking for a life insurance payout and the other is a subhuman dyke looking for a beard. Fatboy's sexual market value is a negative number; his wives were nothing more than opportunists.
 
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