Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

Felted by the smoke alarm, this shit is so rigged, dawg

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Blackman Ja'quis

 

[draggs]

Felted by the smoke alarm, this shit is so rigged, dawg

Evil Eddie hit the switch on the smoke alarm, Austin can't find the switch

This is so wrong dood so fn wrong

 

[Dizzydent]

It may not be their fault. Smoke alarms have a limited lifespan despite batteries. It's probably been there for like 20 years and it's time to get a new one.
I had it happen before and it kept going off no matter what I did even taking the battery out. So I chucked it in the garage and spent 20 bucks on a new one.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Cmon guys its hard being a gambamaxxer while eating kool aid flavored KFC fried chicken.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Dad storms up to his room to replace the battery, but as he doesn't want to be on stream, Austin has to rush upstairs to make sure rat dad doesn't make a on stream appearance, cucking us out of content.

After a couple of minutes, Austin returns, AND THE CEILING BIRD IS STILL CHIRPING.

I always wondered if maybe ratdad couldn't replace the door because maybe Austin had fucked the frame up, but no, this confirms he's just a literal retard.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

It may not be their fault

nier

Anyway bossminh is back to feeling like himself again today. He is ten steps ahead of 1-sub subliminal buddytrolls.

 

[mlanguishi]

It may not be their fault. Smoke alarms have a limited lifespan despite batteries. It's probably been there for like 20 years and it's time to get a new one.
I had it happen before and it kept going off no matter what I did even taking the battery out. So I chucked it in the garage and spent 20 bucks on a new one.

Some of them that also have Carbon Monoxide sensors in them can last only 10 too, at least the earlier ones they made that were combos.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Bossman Jack more black than Kamala Harris.

 

[Burl McMillan]

So this is what prompted his sensitive woke transformation. Twitch reeducation camp turned him black.

 

[PhoBingas]

A grown ass man needs his dad to change a battery. The dad, still failed. These people are useless.

The batteries he used to replace it might have been dead or expired. Energizer's been real hit or miss lately, couple months back I bought a pack of 8 AAA's and like 3 of them were dead in the box.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

For such a belligerent, retarded Wigger, it's really hard to hate Austin when he keeps us entertained like this

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

Austin and his family should have to have their pictures put next to the definition of wiggers

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

A grown ass man needs his dad to change a battery. The dad, still failed. These people are useless.

You think you end up as the BossMan with functional parents?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Well I guess the inability to change the battery in a smoke alarm isn't race related but IQ related. Good to know.

 

[draggs]

Well I guess the inability to change the battery in a smoke alarm isn't race related but IQ related. Good to know.

Look at his hands that we've all seen a thousand times. They are blacker than the blackest black. The rest of him might still be white-ish, but his hands are 100% Heart of Darkness now and have been for who knows how long. Can't use your hands to change the smoke alarm batteries if they're black hands

 

[kiwirevolving]

So is he a real nigga for the chirping alarm, or a fake nigga cause he tried to fix it?

Fake nigga.

Real niggers make it stop chirping by letting it run out of battery.

 

[dumbledore]

Look at his hands

 

[Mac Monster]

Bossman's biggest moments of retardation always seem to involve his father.

 

[Sneeds]

For all the feature fags, This is a reminder to tell you that BALDO sucks and Bossman wins