Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Uber driver reviewer]

I was hoping it was a soundboard with nothing but fart sounds because thats where Jack is mentally, probably, but also thinking about it its just really funny. Hes got a stream deck with 40 different flavors of fart noise.

"Hey Jack just wanted to say you were wrong Hillary Clinton didnt assassinate Abraham Lincoln that was John Wilkes Boo--"prbrrbbhhlkplplplplpbt "Nuh huh dumbo, how come my pastor said Hillary took down the twin towers then?'

It’s probably just soudbytes of himself that track thinks very highly about. Consider the recent Jack Reactions saga where Jack made his own live reaction faces to use amongst his friends and family instead of using memes or universally understood emojis. Nope, he had to make his own library of reactions of his dusty fat ass being surprised, saddened, confused, suspicious, in deep thought, etc. he had no reason to do this other than it’s better because jacky made it


Now he’s going to have a soundboard full of what he thinks are really swell jack sound bytes to play to Tammy all day.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Now he’s going to have a soundboard full of what he thinks are really swell jack sound bytes to play to Tammy all day.

Or he'll have 40 buttons to use to call Hammy for different things like, "Tammy! Clean up in aisle my pants!" and "Tammy! Is the fud ready yet?"

 

[lindsayfan]

Or he'll have 40 buttons to use to call Hammy for different things like, "Tammy! Clean up in aisle my pants!" and "Tammy! Is the fud ready yet?"

i think he's aware that he's losing the power of speech, so he's preparing to be able to single-claw soundboard his way through future videos and JOTG reviews. it's easy enough since his existing range of self-expression is already so limited.


*fart-music theme plays*
we cut to jack, head tilted, one eye half-open, the other drooping shut, drooling on himself in the passenger seat of the suv.
CLICK: "hey guys, today we're going to"
[robot a.i. voice: RAX ROAST BEEF]
CLICK "ok guys, let's check them out"
tammy waves the iphone up and down the restaurant menu
CLICK "ok guys, this is the menu, pause if you want a closer look"
tammy's food arrives.
CLICK "ok, what have you got there"
tammy grunts non-commitally
CLICK "is it good? would you order it again"
tammy shrugs
cut to jack back in the passenger seat, which indeed he may never have left
CLICK "ok guys, i'd rate it"
CLICK "A plus"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The latest post in Jack’s “non-political” Facebook group:



I cannot stand Officer Harris, but Jack is almost as irritating and stupid.

 

[Pig Cups]

Fatty is a repressed homosexual that traded his lust for dick and transferred it to food and Jesus. But you can tell he still wants to be sucking on a dick. That tongue action when he sticks his tongue out first is classic cocksucking behavior before trying to throat one.

Jack is like Jared Fogle in a sense. That guy’s addictive personality originally had him using food as a vice, but when he stopped overeating, said underlying personality prompted him to seek a new vice (in this case, immoral coom).

For Jack, it’s simply the reverse.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The latest post in Jack’s “non-political” Facebook group:

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I cannot stand Officer Harris, but Jack is almost as irritating and stupid.

Jack is a million times more annoying than Trump and Harris combined

 

[Enig]

Jack is a million times more annoying than Trump and Harris combined

He may be annoying but at the same time he's a living reminder to monitor your usage of cheese and that fast food is zero nutritional budgetary suicide

 

[Marc]

*fart-music theme plays*

Rax might be the funniest pull for a restaurant you could have chosen. Thank you.

For any unfamiliar: Rax was one of the most incompetently promoted fast food chains of the 20th century; with their motto being "You can eat here" and their mascot being a boring, monotone man in a suit named "Mr. Delicious" who complained about the pain of his vasectomy. The brand also could never decide whether it wanted to be primarily known for roast beef sandwiches, burgers, or salad; and so went through phases of pretending each was their claim to fame.

 

[Aunt Carol]

with their motto being "You can eat here" and their mascot being a boring, monotone man in a suit named "Mr. Delicious"

Excuse me, in the 1980s Rax' mascot was an cool alligator, you could get cool alligator-shaped water bottles, and my dad let me go wild at the pudding salad bar.

Now, I'll admit that my palate was not particularly sophisticated in the early 1980s, but I feel like Current Day Jack would have agreed with my priorities, albeit not on camera.

 

[Adamska]

Rax might be the funniest pull for a restaurant you could have chosen. Thank you.

For any unfamiliar: Rax was one of the most incompetently promoted fast food chains of the 20th century; with their motto being "You can eat here" and their mascot being a boring, monotone man in a suit named "Mr. Delicious" who complained about the pain of his vasectomy. The brand also could never decide whether it wanted to be primarily known for roast beef sandwiches, burgers, or salad; and so went through phases of pretending each was their claim to fame.

In fairness the Mr. Delicious ads were only part of a big rebranding effort Rax did during the late 1980s that made them eat shit, where management changed hands again. The original point of the place and why at its peak it actually got over 500 locations was that it aimed to be a place for truckers and families to get a decent sandwich and have a baked potato or some salad to go with it. The place actually filled a niche only Arby's tried to do, and in some ways did it better.

What fucking killed it were the massive rebrandings and stupidly expensive modifications to each location they could afford. They'd install things like solariums for example. Combine that with a massive menu expansion and it was going to collapse. Mr. Delicious is just the best short clip to show why it failed.

I'd like to see Jack do a Fat on the Go there. There's still six left.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Jack is a million times more annoying than Trump and Harris combined

That is something we can all agree on.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

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(College is a waste of money and not needed for most people)

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut occasionally I guess

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack removed the Kamala Harris post from his FB group. I think a lot of people were pissed to be addressed as if they were Kamala voters.

Jack has some side chats on his group, including an AMA. Some of the recent gems:

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

That would require Jack to know a little bit about the history of the labor movement, which according to Jack on his last stream, would take him years to learn. Somehow he is unable to take his own advice and “Google it thx”.

Jack went into full snowflake mode when Rob asked him to google it because google is always tryin' to keep a brotha down.

 

[Marc]

Given how often Jack defers to telling others to "look it up" in the course of rolling away from any form of challenge while claiming victory, I sincerely doubt that he knows how to do it himself. He probably asks his phone everything, and smugly believes the answer to be "I'm sorry - I didn't get that."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The main thing I find impossible to ignore with Jack is how gay his mannerisms are. (I’m similarly distracted by Ryan Reynolds’ faggy ways and can’t believe it isn’t discussed more openly.) Now that he shaved his head, he really reminds me of those old leather daddies who walk around in sleeveless black leather vests.

Then again, Jack did say that he had to make a conscious decision to be straight and marry women. He didn’t seem to realize how much he was revealing with that confession.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

The main thing I find impossible to ignore with Jack is how gay his mannerisms are. (I’m similarly distracted by Ryan Reynolds’ faggy ways and can’t believe it isn’t discussed more openly.) Now that he shaved his head, he really reminds me of those old leather daddies who walk around in sleeveless black leather vests.

Then again, Jack did say that he had to make a conscious decision to be straight and marry women. He didn’t seem to realize how much he was revealing with that confession.

Jack ought to study his body language from the videos he records of himself. I think he will find that it is loaded with political agendas*


*According to Jack political agenda means homosexuality.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Jack went into full snowflake mode when Rob asked him to google it because google is always tryin' to keep a brotha down.

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See, Jack did one good thing. One positive thing for the world. He brought on the rise of Rob. I can be thankful for that.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Then again, Jack did say that he had to make a conscious decision to be straight and marry women. He didn’t seem to realize how much he was revealing with that confession.

This isn't a surprise to anybody. Fatty is such an obvious faggot that transferred his love of cock to food. It's why he was thin in his high school pictures and such a lardass afterwards.

See, Jack did one good thing. One positive thing for the world. He brought on the rise of Rob. I can be thankful for that.

Yes. Rob is the best when he gets a rise out of Fatty.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t even know what to say about this. Looks like the stroke has eaten away at a significant amount of whatever scant brain matter is left.



The above posted by the same guy who rages against engagement farming.