Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

In the ways that matter, the Jedi Civil War is a better version of the Clone Wars. Jedi fighting each other, many of them leaving the Order for mostly selfish reasons, the Republic often in dire straits, and the results left the galaxy shattered.
Tales of the Jedi and the Great Hyperspace War did this even better. The Revanites left the Order to save the Republic, Kun's Brotherhood left the Order out of mostly selfish reasons. And no matter how you try to cut it, Ulic Qel-Droma and Nomi Sunrider are a better emotional core than Revan and the Exile.
 
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It's because JJ and Disney are tarded. When the Republic capital gets blowed up in TFA, you can (barely) see a small fleet of ships in orbit around the planet that blow up too. That was apparently the ENTIRE NEW REPUBLIC NAVY
Retarded and barely readable novel by Chuck Wendig had a plotline about New Republic purposefully demilitarizing itself so that no new Palpatine can take over the army - that's why there is no New Republic fleet.
 
Roundhead wanted to make a subversive opus, and have a big name attached to it, and he cared not about any wider coincidences.

It was like he wanted to get one over the audience, to show how much smarter he is than the moviegoers.

I sometimes listen to the podcast Unspooled. It's one of those podcasts that is fine, but you only ever listen when quickly looking for the next podcast to put on. In this case, I'm on a run. The podcast I regularly listen to ends, just look for anything in my feed that seems fine. This week was films of this year.

Star Wars came up in relation to Marvel films. Paul mentioned that Star Wars forgot it needed to be fun. Amy mentioned that why she really liked TLJ is that it was subversive because it got away from everything typically Star Wars like who your family is defines whether you're a hero. So the typical left critic who thinks the film is really good but is an idiot in their reasoning.

Strangely, the standard for liking TLJ is that it wasn't predictable trash. Yet that subversion only relies on you being able to envision Star Wars as predictable trash with the same plot rehashed. It's a dumb take, but it probably gets to the disconnect. Those that embrace the micro story of the characters we're following, but also embrace the macro story of the larger world and galaxy. Where Star Wars has infinite possibilities. Not just the basic plot of the OT.

It seems JJ Abrams rehash help set the stage for why the critic class like TLJ. It was uninspired. The next writer was even worse, but his "the opposite" for some reason worked on them. It also reinforces the view that those that like TLJ aren't actually Star Wars fans.

Paul's take was interesting, he didn't go into specifics but recently on a How Did This Get Made Miniepisode was talking about how great The Acolyte is with Jason Mantzoukas. It was complete shilling. In no way seemed authentic. They of course know Leslie Hedland as she has been on the podcast. Was praising her. Do they like it? Who knows, but it came across as a shill. Which I get on some level as they work in the industry, have friends involved in projects. Want to be hired by these studios. I couldn't help but shake it that Paul was referring to The Acolyter as forgetting to be fun, as it's the most recent thing and the most boring. Who knows though.

I feel like them, as well as people on other podcasts I regularly listen to often contradict themselves over time. I swear countless times I've heard people talk shit, mention they didn't like TLJ or various other things where I'm like, "I swear at the time you were saying it was good." Which goes with the territory of these podcasts with people in the industry. Always take with a grain of salt from Crait.
 
Star Wars came up in relation to Marvel films. Paul mentioned that Star Wars forgot it needed to be fun. Amy mentioned that why she really liked TLJ is that it was subversive because it got away from everything typically Star Wars like who your family is defines whether you're a hero. So the typical left critic who thinks the film is really good but is an idiot in their reasoning.
Hahaha no. The reason she liked it, besides the fact it made the plebes angry thus giving her dopamine unrelated to the movie, was because Roundhead's wife is journoscum and he likely uses her to make himself a cool kid in their shitty club. It's why they were so quick and in lockstep trying to tell the people that buy their shit to keep them employed to die and go to hell.
 
I know this won't be a popular take, but ISDs and Venators were a bit like aviation battleships.
Aviation battleships as done by the IJN was to provide for more scout floatplanes not actual combat aircraft. As the aviation battleship lacked everything for them to fly off and land.
They had big guns, and could put up a fighter screen or bombing run.
Interwar era carriers such as the Lexington class, HMS Ark Royale, IJN Akagi and IJN Kaga were designed and built with 203mm (8 inch) guns for means of self defense against opposing cruisers while their bomber and fighters are away. USN, IJN and Royal Navy each came to the same conclusion the 203mm guns weren't a good idea, and went about removing them altogether. The optimal solution was to put the carriers at minimum in pairs and preferably in larger groupings, so they would have fighters and bombers staying with the carriers in case of either aerial, surface and later submerged attacks. In addition to escorting destroyers, light and heavy cruisers and battleships.
First two pictures are either Lexington or Saratoga before refit and the third is Akagi before refit.
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Hahaha no. The reason she liked it, besides the fact it made the plebes angry thus giving her dopamine unrelated to the movie, was because Roundhead's wife is journoscum and he likely uses her to make himself a cool kid in their shitty club. It's why they were so quick and in lockstep trying to tell the people that buy their shit to keep them employed to die and go to hell.

Oh wow, I either didn't know that or don't care and so didn't retain it. Just looking up, Roundhead's wife has even been on Unspooled. Which I guess gets back to my point that podcasts and people in the industry just lie and gaslight.

Maybe the retarded justification for TLJ being good is all they can think of, but it's also so dumb because its a narrative that overall damages Star Wars because it promotes Star Wars as being nothing but shit.
 
Tales of the Jedi and the Great Hyperspace War did this even better. The Revanites left the Order to save the Republic, Kun's Brotherhood left the Order out of mostly selfish reasons. And no matter how you try to cut it, Ulic Qel-Droma and Nomi Sunrider are a better emotional core than Revan and the Exile.
Maybe half the reason for that is the two are fucking.......

That, and their author didn't unceremoniously kill them off after a time skip.

The Death Star plans are like silver age Kryptonite, everyone has it for some reason
In Empire at War, Palpatine openly says that nobody has the full technical readout of the station, only parts of it, to avoid having someone possess the whole station's readout. Each one of the bases only has a certain part of the plans, not the whole thing.

It is a rather clever way to explain why multiple SW stories in the SWEU involved getting the Death Star Plans. Not to mention realistic. The Byzantines/Eastern Romans did the same thing for Greek fire, nobody knew the full formula aside from the Emperor and the people who invented it. Someone like Palpatine who has contingencies left and right would realistically do the same for his favorite weapon.
 
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So I'm about a week late with this, but IRL factors piled up before I had a chance to post this.

August 26th marks the 10th Anniversary of Disney taking the Star Wars comic license away from Dark Horse, and handing exclusive rights to their Marvel Division, which would be the impetus for much of Nu-Canon's abysmal storylines, hideous art, and just another sober reminder of the Mouse's atrocious downgrade of the lore and characters that made the Expanded Universe so great.

It was a terrible day for Star Wars, the final malady of the brand following the shuttering of the Expanded Universe and the closure of LucasArts that same tragic year. In light of that, I thought I would drop a glimpse of what we used to have during the Dark Horse days.

In lieu of just taking iconic panels without context, I thought it would be apt to showcase a collection of gorgeous covers for storylines from all corners of the Dark Horse Comic Timeline--from legendary talent like Dave Dorman, Hugh Fleming, Jan Duursema, and Brian Ching--to whisk everyone on this thread to yesteryear, back to a better time when the EU still flourished, and Star Wars Comics were still great:

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asajj ventress is gay, but that's because she looks like sinead o'connor

she also wouldn't have sliced anakin and given him that scar on his eye if he weren't so hung up on that jewess aristocrat from naboo and just went for the war skooch that was pissed at him for not knowing how to read signals (like swinging laser swords at him to show him she wanted to rape him forever)
 
Retarded and barely readable novel by Chuck Wendig had a plotline about New Republic purposefully demilitarizing itself so that no new Palpatine can take over the army - that's why there is no New Republic fleet.
Did Wendig forget that half the issues of the Clone Wars having retarded Jedi commanders and vat-grown child soldiers arose BECAUSE the Republic didn't have a standing army on hand to fight the Separatists with?
 
Did Wendig forget that half the issues of the Clone Wars having retarded Jedi commanders and vat-grown child soldiers arose BECAUSE the Republic didn't have a standing army on hand to fight the Separatists with?

No; forgetting would imply he actually knew it at some point, and that would imply he actually read/watched or cared about anything in Star Wars.
 
And the Disney fanboys like HelloGreedo and SW Explained will eat it right up until Disney officially announces their crappy KOTOR remake.
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(Pictured: SW Explained and the rest of his youtuber cuckposse with their ringmaster Mollie Damon at the Disney SW Celebration 2019.)
Mollie Damon is now targeting Geeks + Gamers over "harassment videos" of Kelly Marie Tran and other woke crap like The Acolyte, when it turns out she's full of shit.
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Her "supporters" are such sealions clapping for her. Especially that soyboy beta cuck Jacob.
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Aviation battleships as done by the IJN was to provide for more scout floatplanes not actual combat aircraft. As the aviation battleship lacked everything for them to fly off and land.

Interwar era carriers such as the Lexington class, HMS Ark Royale, IJN Akagi and IJN Kaga were designed and built with 203mm (8 inch) guns for means of self defense against opposing cruisers while their bomber and fighters are away. USN, IJN and Royal Navy each came to the same conclusion the 203mm guns weren't a good idea, and went about removing them altogether. The optimal solution was to put the carriers at minimum in pairs and preferably in larger groupings, so they would have fighters and bombers staying with the carriers in case of either aerial, surface and later submerged attacks. In addition to escorting destroyers, light and heavy cruisers and battleships.
First two pictures are either Lexington or Saratoga before refit and the third is Akagi before refit.
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I know in Azure Lane you can retrofit the softcat to be an aviation battleship and its actually a downgrade lol.

Star Wars doesn't need runways so it kind of works better. Those pre-refit ones remind me more of the Escort Carrier of Tie Fighter fame, a big hangar with a few weak guns.
 
The black chick looks like a tranny. Why is she being pushed everywhere?

The Internet Archive has lost its appeal in Hatchette v. Internet Archive.

In case you forgot, this was a process started by well-known retard and Fatrick-tier "author" Chuck Wendig, one of the few EU authors not to need a massive bribe to go over to Disney, along with Christie Golden.
Wendig is a soy-filled cuck, but why am I supposed to be mad that he doesn't want his books posted for free on the internet?
 
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