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[Markass the Worst]

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Urbanists do basic research challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

 

[Gog & Magog]

Why call them urbanists when they clearly hate living in crowded places? They might pretend not to but they clearly do given their endless bitching about everyone around them.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

I've put some thought into the hypothetical, if that did happen it would look similar to Vietnam most likely. All the problems driving in a dense environment would be transferred onto biking.
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Yeah absolutely. A "modern city" according to these people looks like 1950s Hanoi.



Except, of course, if these gay useless degenerates found themselves in that place and time period, the locals would immediately beat them to death for being faggots.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A troon cyclist messed with the wrong dude:
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The best part is the "fact checkers" immediately jumping in and telling you how cyclists have the full lane in MA.

 

[Meriasek]

Yeah absolutely. A "modern city" according to these people looks like 1950s Hanoi.

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Except, of course, if these gay useless degenerates found themselves in that place and time period, the locals would immediately beat them to death for being faggots.

Needs more commie blocks, graffiti, and officially sanctioned drug places.

 

[LaxerBRO]

In other news, an r/urbanism user bitches about not being able to ride xer bike through a Chick-Fil-A drive-thru and sends a few members of the commentariat into a frothing rage against the one thing urban bugman hate more than cars: Christianity

The story was that Dan Cathy was invited on a radio show and was asked on single parenthood / family, then commented on gay marriage:

Now, if people don't want to support Chik Fil-A that's perfectly fine but the statements don't constitute hate.

As a devout Christian, he shared his beliefs in a open manner when prompted to on a radio show with a Christian focus.

It's ironic that as they live in the Twin Cities, there is a significant Somali population that are repulsed by LGBT actions and persons. Yet, I don't think these faggots have problems eating at the kabob shop.

 

[Yamamura]

The story was that Dan Cathy was invited on a radio show and was asked on single parenthood / family, then commented on gay marriage:

Now, if people don't want to support Chik Fil-A that's perfectly fine but the statements don't constitute hate.

As a devout Christian, he shared his beliefs in a open manner when prompted to on a radio show with a Christian focus.

It's ironic that as they live in the Twin Cities, there is a significant Somali population that are repulsed by LGBT actions and persons. Yet, I don't think these faggots have problems eating at the kabob shop.

Again the brown elephant in the room is realizing most minorities (blacks, Muslims, and Mexicans) are typically religious and don't support gays any more than huwhite folk do. I swear there is a ring leader in all this giving them marching orders of what to hate and what to turn a blind eye to because they really have no rhyme or reason other than it's what everyone else is doing.

They're like a mafia that goes around demanding tribute in the form of having a minimum amount of tranny flags on your business or else "it's a nice business would be a real shame if something were to happen to it". Politely agreeing to disagree is not a thing for unreasonable people.



Still won't stop them from complaining about "muh baby killing trucks" though.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

A troon cyclist messed with the wrong dude:

"At least I have a cunt!"
*SCREECH*

The best part is the "fact checkers" immediately jumping in and telling you how cyclists have the full lane in MA.

They sure didn't mention every other rule broken like "Ride in a straight line so drivers and pedestrians know where to expect you." The troon was being malicious-compliant at best and for being such rules autists, every time they break a traffic law it's 100% justified.

Now, if people don't want to support Chik Fil-A that's perfectly fine but the statements don't constitute hate.

Most of Chick-fil-A's religious positions have been dialed back, cancelled, or flipped since Truett Cathy's death in 2014 (the company is becoming globohomo one way or the other). Nevertheless, liberals have never lived it down because once a rule gets broken you'll always be damaged goods.

 

[unaboomer]

Let's count how many perception checks these cyclists fail in just 14 seconds:

1. Both cyclists are riding in the road when there's an empty bike line right beside them
2. First cyclist is following the van too close, riding in its blind spot
3. Instead of slowing down with traffic, first cyclist swerves into the bike lane
   1. Bike lane has ample signage saying it's closed
4. Van stops, passenger slowly opens door
5. Instead of braking, first retard tries to blow through the opening and gets doored
6. After watching this happen, second retard tries the exact same thing and gets doored
   1. Passenger was already halfway out of the vehicle at this point
7. Retarded bitch scolds passenger for not looking and waiting

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[quaawaa]

Let's count how many perception checks these cyclists fail in just 14 seconds:

1. Both cyclists are riding in the road when there's an empty bike line right beside them
2. First cyclist is following the van too close, riding in its blind spot
3. Instead of slowing down with traffic, first cyclist swerves into the bike lane
   1. Bike lane has ample signage saying it's closed
4. Van stops, passenger slowly opens door
5. Instead of braking, first retard tries to blow through the opening and gets doored
6. After watching this happen, second retard tries the exact same thingand gets doored
   1. Passenger was already halfway out of the vehicle at this point
7. Retarded bitch scolds passenger for not looking and waiting

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A "segregated cycle lane" also would not have stopped the dooring because doors are taller than curbs.

Also notice that the bike lane is closed and the cyclist has to merge back into the general purpose lane anyways.

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[Atypical Dog]

Let's count how many perception checks these cyclists fail in just 14 seconds:

1. Both cyclists are riding in the road when there's an empty bike line right beside them
2. First cyclist is following the van too close, riding in its blind spot
3. Instead of slowing down with traffic, first cyclist swerves into the bike lane
   1. Bike lane has ample signage saying it's closed
4. Van stops, passenger slowly opens door
5. Instead of braking, first retard tries to blow through the opening and gets doored
6. After watching this happen, second retard tries the exact same thingand gets doored
   1. Passenger was already halfway out of the vehicle at this point
7. Retarded bitch scolds passenger for not looking and waiting

Even a 3 Wis character had to have passed one of those checks through sheer weight of d20s. This is just absurd.

Honestly, here's an idea. If the idea is that people using forms of transport where they're more protected (cars, trucks et al yield to bikes and motorbikes yield to pedestrians) should watch out for the people who are less protected, the logical endpoint is that we should all just stand in the bike lane as a form of protest.

What're you gonna do? Run me over?

 

[Carpalorbit]

ITT: People deepthroating the automotive industry.

 

[Bonesjones]

ITT: People deepthroating the automotive industry.

Tell us about your fixie and your wife's boyfriend first

 

[quaawaa]

Cars are the reason why gays are sexless:

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[Markass the Worst]

ITT: People deepthroating the automotive industry.

Fuck no. There's plenty good reasons to criticize them. Like the retarded screens they add to modern cars or subscriptions for heated seats or being anti-repair. But just the fact that they make cars is not in and of itself a good reason, and this thread is for laughing at tards who think it is.

 

[TowinKarz]

"Cut their tires"

These people scream so much about public safety yet they encourage shit that puts the safety of the public at risk

As if the person who could afford to import a Lincoln can't afford 4 new radials.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I swear there is a ring leader in all this giving them marching orders of what to hate and what to turn a blind eye to because they really have no rhyme or reason other than it's what everyone else is doing.

Jews.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

ITT: People deepthroating the automotive industry.

If you read the thread there's nothing of the sort.

This thread is half making fun of unhinged lunatics who hate cars and the people who drive them and half cohesive, unbiased responses to their arguments.

 

[Yamamura]

ITT: People deepthroating the automotive industry.

This isn't bait, it's the whole fishing rod.

Fuck no. There's plenty good reasons to criticize them. Like the retarded screens they add to modern cars or subscriptions for heated seats or being anti-repair. But just the fact that they make cars is not in and of itself a good reason, and this thread is for laughing at tards who think it is.

It's sort of a love hate, like the relationship between fans of Valve games and Valve as a company. Enjoy the things they produce, but hate the decisions they make.