Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[mars]

Well Ive missed a couple days, and damn. Just when you think someone cant get anymore retarded. Ive never seen someone so stupid to the point where they are literally a danger to their own lives. Just from pure stupidity.

You must have missed him trying to make french fries, or waving a loaded shotgun around, or trying to drive on a butterquest, or trying to stab open a can.

 

[JaneThough]

So over under when do we think the pregnancy will be announced? I say by Halloween.

 

[biggacracka]

So over under when do we think the pregnancy will be announced? I say by Halloween.

He'll try to breed that expired baconator to produce a male heir on Oct 31st, at 4:20 and/or 6:66 (7:06) both AM and PM
Shorting the banks against Jason Voorhees Saunders stocks rn, just bought 300k more

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Is NAL on birth control? I want to know how long it will be until we get a bog baby?

 

[ASeabear8952]

But he's harmless

If he’s in the right situation, he’s not. In high school he orally raped a blind boy during a sleepover.

Is NAL on birth control? I want to know how long it will be until we get a bog baby?

I think she’s just infertile at this point.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cyraxx is a piece of shit for screaming in his grandmother's house. But he's harmless, just like Josh. They both scream at a monitor from their little rooms. They are shut-ins, they pose no threat to anyone. (I mean, I don't really know if Cyraxx is harmless, I don't follow him, he's too annoying)

Here's an unorganized list of Cyraxx things:

• He's fallen for catfishes that said they were teenagers, and then tried to walk it back.
• He flashes his dick on streams, and is fully aware that it is a crime in Ohio.
• He raped another boy when he was 17.
• He asked Marty for the nudes of Marty's dead ex, saying she would have wanted Raxx to have them.
• When Dead Heather lived with him, he physically, emotionally, and financially abused her, even when they were on stream.
• He attacked his grandma in 2012, after she prevented him from walking to Kansas, in the winter.

He is not like Cobra. They are not the same.

ETA:
And just to be clear, he does still abuse his grandmother by doing those streams all night. And when she threatens to put an end to it, he threatens to kill himself.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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I think she’s just infertile at this point.

all memes aside, why do you say that?

 

[anliteralidiot]

all memes aside, why do you say that?

She's only got one ovary, and she's got an untreated thyroid problem. One ovary is already harsh, but she could still get pregnant. A thyroid problem, one that's causing that king of goiter and balding? That also fucks up fertility. Those two facts, together with her being 40 make it slim odds of her conceiving.

 

[ASeabear8952]

She's only got one ovary, and she's got an untreated thyroid problem. One ovary is already harsh, but she could still get pregnant. A thyroid problem, one that's causing that king of goiter and balding? That also fucks up fertility. Those two facts, together with her being 40 make it slim odds of her conceiving.

And then there’s the fact that both of them have said that most of their sex was unprotected. And yet she’s still not pregnant.

 

['Ole Dente]

Now that the whole NAL/Cobes shit got even more popular during this trip, and now that all the glass punchers got their little dicks hard, I'm sure even more people will come along willing to fund further trips. Fuck, I think even Chris would do it again, despite being "very sorry that the situation escalated." Honestly, my biggest fear is that someone buys her a one way trip only, or that someone cancels the return flight.

I’m willing to bet that people hate Jessica so much they’ll be willing to make an example out of Chris so badly that these retards won’t do this again. If they fuck around, they will find out. The age of extensive neghole pozzing must come to an end and it will require that some unsavoury things be done.

All of this is done is Discord probably, a good poking around in the usual groups will turn up results.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

I don't know why people are so quick to write Jessica off as infertile? She is still getting periods as far as I can tell

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Child Support Saga coming in nicely, 'toobz.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

And then there’s the fact that both of them have said that most of their sex was unprotected. And yet she’s still not pregnant.

I mean he could be pulling out....right?

 

[Bifocal Lens]

I mean he could be pulling out....right?

NAL pretty much confirmed that he's been shooting his little goth swimmers into her wizard sleeve from day one, all the way back in the first visit.

I doubt Cobra's pull out game is any good, and he's so lethargic from wet brain I doubt he even cares. He has no idea what having a kid will do to his life, so he just doesn't give a shit and just keeps porking her and cumming inside. Also, let's not forget Jessica wants desperately a baby fathered by Cobra so she can just sit back and enjoy his house/money forever. She probably says "cum inside me Joshie, it's ok" every single time, and the boy, blinded by sexual bliss, follows her command.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

NAL pretty much confirmed that he's been shooting his little goth swimmers into her wizard sleeve from day one, all the way back in the first visit.

I doubt Cobra's pull out game is any good, and he's so lethargic from wet brain I doubt he even cares. He has no idea what having a kid will do to his life, so he just doesn't give a shit and just keeps porking her and cumming inside.

Not to mention the "pullout method" doesn't guarantee anything, precum has sperm in it. Not a lot, but if one swimmer makes its way into her uterus at juuuuust the right time... they'll be another kid in the system in Wisconsin.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Not to mention the "pullout method" doesn't guarantee anything, precum has sperm in it. Not a lot, but if one swimmer makes its way into her uterus at juuuuust the right time... they'll be another kid in the system in Wisconsin.

How long after the bogby is born will it take for Cobes to tell us that Jason is hibernating?

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

I don't know why people are so quick to write Jessica off as infertile? She is still getting periods as far as I can tell

Not a woman so what the fuck do I know, but @anliteralidiot makes good points. She's got a lot of things working against her. Not to mention the condition our BOYs swimmers are probably in. He never eats real food, drinks all day, and smokes all day. All 3 can be linked to low sperm production. Also I think it's worth mentioning that he cranks it a few times a day at least, and when she's there it seems like they're fucking all the time. His loads can't be that big to begin with.

However I do worry about how the universe operates when it comes to shit like this. Good people who could provide a loving, caring home sometimes can't get pregnant for various reasons, or simply choose to not have kids. Meanwhile awful people that should not be procreating seem to have litters of kids. I hope they're both infertile, or if they do get pregnant that NAL isn't a retard and takes care of it, and the State steps in right away to take the kid away.

 

[3deadniggers]

I hope going forward there's a rule in the Cobes community. If you do anything nice for NAL you get the same target on your back as Cyrax's supporters do. She's clearly blackmailing cobra and making him hurt himself through her manipulation. If that's not crossing a line I don't know what is.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Dunno which mod is responsible for these things but we should definitely get a "Will Jessica get knocked up?" poll started

 

[Fortyone]

I honestly don’t know why he hasn’t decided to put Cobes in a group home by now.

At first he probably wanted to see if his son could somehow get a job and a place and live independently, which he kind of did in the wendys era before he became a full blown lolcow. Cobra wasn't nearly as much of a mushbrained retard 8 years ago as he is now and he could hold the occasional low level job.

After that Josh got somewhat (in)famous online and it might look bad on Clint sending his son to a group home, Clint has tried to communicate with josh's fans a few times and prove he's a good father. plus I'm sure a part of him wants his son to be happy and productive no matter how delusional that belief is. The situation Josh is in now is kind of like when a grandparent that used to be strong and capable in your youth starts getting dementia and you deny their decline and like to think they're still fine until something really bad happens, then you're forced to put them in a home.

And we all know cobra would rather Be homeless than be forced to live in a grouphome where they won't let him get wasted on booze and duster every day.