Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

I don't know why people are so quick to write Jessica off as infertile? She is still getting periods as far as I can tell

Just because she's getting it doesn't mean she isn't functionally infertile. We also don't know if they're normal periods, and if she gets them on time. This is gross, so I'm digressing myself.
Periods don't mean shit.
Hell, even if she spawns in Jason, there's also a higher chance of miscarriage because she's so old, and drinks, and does drugs.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

However I do worry about how the universe operates when it comes to shit like this. Good people who could provide a loving, caring home sometimes can't get pregnant for various reasons, or simply choose to not have kids. Meanwhile awful people that should not be procreating seem to have litters of kids. I hope they're both infertile, or if they do get pregnant that NAL isn't a retard and takes care of it, and the State steps in right away to take the kid away.

There are millions of couples all over the world who spend every red cent on IVF hoping for a baby. Then there are families like the Whittakers, the Colt Clan, the Golan Clan, the fucking Fritzl case and God knows how many others that have yet to be discovered who can just breed and breed and breed. Then again, in those cases almost all births are forced, hopefully NAL wants it too much that the universe won't let it come to fruition.

 

[ibeatmywife]

As much as I think clint should have put josh in a group home (I'm sorry for adding to the thread loop) at this point I think it would actually make josh suicidal. I do think his initial suicide bait about being put in one was BS but now in his mind he has become a famous youtube celebrity/Rockstar I don't think his peanut brain would be able to cope with the crushing realization he is so mentally unwell he cannot even live on his own.

 

[biggacracka]

She's only got one ovary, and she's got an untreated thyroid problem. One ovary is already harsh, but she could still get pregnant. A thyroid problem, one that's causing that king of goiter and balding? That also fucks up fertility. Those two facts, together with her being 40 make it slim odds of her conceiving.

Plus all the drugs and alcohol that aged her prematurely, let's hope it also dried up her eggs as much as she dried up the water supply from her hometown

 

[Hamstirer]

Hell, even if she spawns in Jason, there's also a higher chance of miscarriage because she's so old, and drinks, and does drugs.

Somebody hasn't watched Forest Gump.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Seeing Cobies and NaL interact and imagining them trying to raise a child under the same roof has made me pro-choice. We don’t need them adding to the gene pool and we don’t need the degenerate broken human they’d raise to be part of society. Abortion is the closest we can get to eugenics and the best part is the people getting selected out of reproduction think it’s their idea. Hell take my fuckin taxes and give them a fat payday if they “volunteer” to get sterilized. They get to buy a bunch of booze and gas station weed and we get peace of mind knowing we don’t have to worry about undesirable bog spawn

 

[anliteralidiot]

Hell take my fuckin taxes and give them a fat payday if they “volunteer” to get sterilized

Do you think you could bribe Cobes to get a vasectomy? Like, reassure him that it won't fuck up his libido, or how much he can cum, and give him a fat check. Would he take it?

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Child Support Saga coming in nicely, 'toobz.

I would pay good money to see NAL sitting in some dusty Virginia courthouse trying to explain why she needs a higher maintenance payment from Josh. Yes you see, he is a (previously) legally disabled guy in Wyoming who has never had a full time job, but he is a famous YouTuber / musician / magician so there has to be some money there.

Only this absolute lobotomite is dumb enough to try and baby trap a retarded guy.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Do you think you could bribe Cobes to get a vasectomy? Like, reassure him that it won't fuck up his libido, or how much he can cum, and give him a fat check. Would he take it?

I’ll tell him Ozzy got a vasectomy (it’s true, I googled it)

 

[Molly Millions]

Ozzy also brushes his teeth and takes showers but that hasn't encouraged the BOY

 

[Slim Boglim]

Ozzy also brushes his teeth and takes showers but that hasn't encouraged the BOY

Fuck you got me there

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Ozzy also brushes his teeth and takes showers but that hasn't encouraged the BOY

Ozzy and Sharon didn't share a bedroom for ages, and NAL slept on the couch of most of their last visit. So far this trip she has spent a week in a hotel, and hopefully she winds up sleeping outside in a neighbors literal doghouse before leaving.

 

[mars]

Jessica is old, sick, and a substance abuser. If she gets pregnant then it's definitely not making it to term. However if it does.... Uh.... anyone seen the movie "The Suckling"?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Seeing Cobies and NaL interact and imagining them trying to raise a child under the same roof has made me pro-choice. We don’t need them adding to the gene pool and we don’t need the degenerate broken human they’d raise to be part of society. Abortion is the closest we can get to eugenics and the best part is the people getting selected out of reproduction think it’s their idea. Hell take my fuckin taxes and give them a fat payday if they “volunteer” to get sterilized. They get to buy a bunch of booze and gas station weed and we get peace of mind knowing we don’t have to worry about undesirable bog spawn

honestly i think cobes would try but just be awful at dealing with a kid. NAL on the other hand gives off major abusive parent vibes to the point that i could see her selling the kid for drug money or getting jealous of it like she does with anything else and dropping it off in a trash can somewhere. shes far too selfish to be a parent or even have an actual successful relationship.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I wonder if we can narrow down and find this Chris fella by comparing him to other glass tappers/alogs with deep pockets or a habit of giving big spending on the boy and comparing notes to see if there is any patterns or details that match. If there was any Reddit posts alluding to buying the plane tickets the first time around we’d find his Reddit and can check his history

I remember a reddit user admitting to sitting behind her on the plane on the first trip. I think the easiest way is to get one of NAL, Cobes or JM to flip on him as Chris is apparently 'friends' with all of them.

 

[bonified retard]

She'll leave eventually. Just gotta wait patiently, and keep on rocking in the free world.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Somebody hasn't watched Forest Gump.

Now I’m picturing Forrest Bog and which Cobraverse characters would play which characters in that film.

 

[biggacracka]

Now I’m picturing Forrest Bog and which Cobraverse characters would play which characters in that film.

Bubba = Homeboy Scotty
Rip bubba

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Sissies and scrappers for the enemies

I hope going forward there's a rule in the Cobes community. If you do anything nice for NAL you get the same target on your back as Cyrax's supporters do. She's clearly blackmailing cobra and making him hurt himself through her manipulation. If that's not crossing a line I don't know what is.

Sissies and scrappers for the enemies of the boy

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobes sounds super fucking wasted in this stream and randomly saying "fuck suicide". The intrusive thoughts and self esteem issues hit him hard yesterday.

Absolute nightmare fuel.