Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Reading the cobes drama recently has been so depressing, I hope he’s able to get out of this messy situation. I’m beyond disgusted with the people like JM, Marty, And Porkney.
Ain’t a real MF out there, I’m so fucking mad they’re gonna get my boy fucked up.
Maybe the trolls should door dash an exorcist to get that demon out of cobes trailer.
 
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LigmaTwatz said:
Reading the cobes drama recently has been so depressing, I hope he’s able to get out of this messy situation. I’m beyond disgusted with the people like JM, Marty, And Porkney.
Ain’t a real MF out there, I’m so fucking mad they’re gonna get my boy fucked up.
Maybe the trolls should door dash an exorcist to get that demon out of cobes trailer.
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If marty gets involved expect worse, he's the most obsessive ween that ever existed. When he was fucking with cyraxx he went to his house several times, blackmailed his enablers and real life friends, confronted and fought cyraxx in person then broke his nose, and much more. He also paid a pedophile a 4 figure sum because some other youtubers disliked him and tends to directly contact and get involved with as many people in his target's life as possible.

Cobra might be somewhat safe though since he's an absolute shutin without any real life relationships outside of his family and NAL, idk.
 
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Fortyone said:
If marty gets involved expect worse, he's the most obsessive ween that ever existed. When he was fucking with cyraxx he went to his house several times, blackmailed his enablers and real life friends, confronted and fought cyraxx in person then broke his nose, and much more. He also paid a pedophile a 4 figure sum because some other youtubers disliked him and tends to directly contact and get involved with as many people in his target's life as possible.

Cobra might be somewhat safe though since he's an absolute shutin without any real life relationships outside of his family and NAL, idk.
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I agree 100%. Marty is a fucking lowlife. What pisses me off the most is that he made the whole "fucking with lolcows in real life" popular. When he went to Cyraxx's house and punched him, every single retard on YT/Reddit got the biggest boner ever, and then went to try to contact him, try to make friends with him to get inside info, etc. There have always been glass punchers, but Marty made it popular because edgy 13 year olds think that it's funny to punch a clearly mentally handicapped person. And then the whole community fucking with Daniel Larson IRL... younger fans are just genuine poop touchers nowadays.

Cyraxx is a piece of shit for screaming in his grandmother's house. But he's harmless, just like Josh. They both scream at a monitor from their little rooms. They are shut-ins, they pose no threat to anyone. (I mean, I don't really know if Cyraxx is harmless, I don't follow him, he's too annoying)

Marty is trying to insert himself in Cobra's world again because of the popularity boost he's been gaining ever since the goiter bitch has turned up, and he sees $$$. But, I THINK he won't be successful. Cyraxx was easy to rile up, but the boy will just shrug and ignore Marty's attempts. Josh is too much of a slow burn for someone like Marty, he enjoys instant payout. Also, it's not like Marty can insert himself through his "music business", the boy just doesn't care anymore, he's too mentally sedated with alcohol to give a shit about anything. Even if he sends him shit in the mail, the boy will just put it somewhere collecting dust before even opening whatever package he sent.

Unless this motherfucker drives up to Josh's trailer and punches him (which will obviously make him look bad because they have no beef), I don't think Marty will be successful in his endeavor. Also, let's not forget that Marty does not have a vagina, so the boy will just ignore him immediately. If he manages to insert himself, he will make the boy's life hell. But I'm hopeful that won't happen. I was also hopeful that the boy wouldn't open the door to the water demon, but that one aged like a fine mead.
 
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I'm not worried about Marty with Cobes. The reason Marty works with Cyraxx is that Cyraxx reacts to and buys into everything. Josh reacts to nothing, and even if he buys into a prank he generally doesn't do anything about it. Fake record deal? Cool, I'll get to it when I get to it. Send him rope in the mail? He'll just put it somewhere and that's it. Just look at the whole Chazz Razz saga if you want to see how Marty vs Cobes would work out.
 
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Bifocal Lens said:
Marty is trying to insert himself in Cobra's world again because of the popularity boost he's been gaining ever since the goiter bitch has turned up, and he sees $$$. But, I THINK he won't be successful. Cyraxx was easy to rile up, but the boy will just shrug and ignore Marty's attempts. Josh is too much of a slow burn for someone like Marty, he enjoys instant payout. Also, it's not like Marty can insert himself through his "music business", the boy just doesn't care anymore, he's too mentally sedated with alcohol to give a shit about anything.

Unless this motherfucker drives up to Josh's trailer and punches him (which will obviously make him look bad because they have no beef), I don't think Marty will be successful in his endeavour. Also, let's not forget that Marty does not have a vagina, so the boy will just ignore him immediately. If he manages to insert himself, he will make the boy's life hell. But I'm hopeful that won't happen. I was also hopeful that the boy wouldn't open the door to the water demon, but that one aged like a fine mead.
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I don't think he would show up to Josh's trailer unannounced and try to confront him, Josh has gotten extremely passive over the last few years and would just call the cops on him, also cobra is armed and dangerously depressed which is a bad combo. If Marty does try to fuck with him I bet he would be through NAL, especially if they somehow stay together after the 3rd visit which I think is possible considering how desperate Cobra is.

you just know NAL is itching for a confrontational screaming match if she can get in one, if she visits again Marty might try a visit. Hell, he might even just go after her if they do break up since she's confrontational like cyraxx.
 
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Fortyone said:
I don't think he would show up to Josh's trailer unannounced and try to confront him, Josh has gotten extremely passive over the last few years and would just call the cops on him, also cobra is armed and dangerously depressed which is a bad combo. If Marty does try to fuck with him I bet he would be through NAL, especially if they somehow stay together after the 3rd visit which I think is possible considering how desperate Cobra is.

you just know NAL is itching for a confrontational screaming match if she can get in one, if she visits again Marty might try a visit. Hell, he might even just go after her if they do break up since she's confrontational like cyraxx.
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I wish Marty goes after NAL, they deserve each other
 
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Fortyone said:
If marty gets involved expect worse, he's the most obsessive ween that ever existed. When he was fucking with cyraxx he went to his house several times, blackmailed his enablers and real life friends, confronted and fought cyraxx in person then broke his nose, and much more. He also paid a pedophile a 4 figure sum because some other youtubers disliked him and tends to directly contact and get involved with as many people in his target's life as possible.

Cobra might be somewhat safe though since he's an absolute shutin without any real life relationships outside of his family and NAL, idk.
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There's a lot of Cyraxx and Marty history that you're missing. Marty is less a ween, more a blood enemy. He's interacted amicably with Cobes before, and Cobes doesn't give the kind of reactions that Marty wants from the people he trolls.

And most importantly, Cobes didn't ask for the nudes of Marty's ex, after she died.
 
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Hopefully he is smart enough to make sure she gets to the airport on the 5th, and then block her on everything again if she isn't already, and just forget the whole thing and go back to doing what he does best.
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Based on what nal said in the phonecalls she is still blocked everywhere, which makes me think his plan is to just forget about her. What im wondering is what is her plan? Is she going to leave and then randomly show up again in a few months and cobes be forced into it all over again?
 
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Is she going to leave and then randomly show up again in a few months and cobes be forced into it all over again?
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Oh yeah, most definitely. I mean, fucking Chris was willing to pay for trip. A quick Google search reveals that flights from Norfolk Airport to Natrona Casper cost anywhere from 700/1300$ for the round trip. And this retard payed for it TWICE.

Now that the whole NAL/Cobes shit got even more popular during this trip, and now that all the glass punchers got their little dicks hard, I'm sure even more people will come along willing to fund further trips. Fuck, I think even Chris would do it again, despite being "very sorry that the situation escalated." Honestly, my biggest fear is that someone buys her a one way trip only, or that someone cancels the return flight.

She is in the Cobraverse forever now. She knows she can just manipulate Josh for a place to stay. The bitch is getting free income, free alcohol, free drugs and free housing. She isn't gonna give that up for nothing. If people fund the trip, she is going to do this shit forever.
 
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Oh yeah, most definitely. I mean, fucking Chris was willing to pay for trip. A quick Google search reveals that flights from Norfolk Airport to Natrona Casper cost anywhere from 700/1300$ for the round trip. And this retard payed for it TWICE.
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I wonder if we can narrow down and find this Chris fella by comparing him to other glass tappers/alogs with deep pockets or a habit of giving big spending on the boy and comparing notes to see if there is any patterns or details that match. If there was any Reddit posts alluding to buying the plane tickets the first time around we’d find his Reddit and can check his history
 
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