Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[clipartfan92]

Never in my life have I hoped for a Clintervention more than I do now. However, the fact that he hasn't will make him a bad dad, finally confirming the thread's suspicions.

Maybe Clint can get him into a group home or something.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

Never in my life have I hoped for a Clintervention more than I do now. However, the fact that he hasn't will make him a bad dad, finally confirming the thread's suspicions.

he should put Cobes in a group home. and by 'Cobes' I mean 'NAL'. and by 'a group home', I mean 'the ground'.

Clint is in Ireland bro

picturing Clint dancing a jig with his students while Cobes slams his head into a wall and NAL screeches is really funny to me

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

We can be fair about it and make a couple of points.

1. Jessica is a fucking insane human being who lies all the time for attention because she’s an extremely insecure child. She beats herself, clearly instigated and almost creates arguments all by herself over absolutely nothing and records it afterwards for whatever reason.

2. Josh has low key homicidal rage with almost no control, which has resulted in him stabbing shit repeatedly with knives and machetes, destroying objects like his phone like 7 times a year, actually hurting/choking himself, skinning sex dolls faces off out of sexual frustration and having a relationship end purely because he eluded to rape being an option for sex.

Do I think Cobra hit her? Probably not, he’s shown restraint physically fighting other men before when he was piss drunk but it’s possible. I don’t think it’s a cope to suggest that if he did she probably fucking deserved it, I’d choke Jessica Boyle out after a single day of her hysterical retard behaviour.

Josh's social makes him really vulnerable to the manipulation too. That and he has no fucking idea what he's in for with all of NAL's accusations of rape and DV. How can a sub 80 IQ alcoholic with a developmental disorder navigate this without just shutting down and raging?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

picturing Clint dancing a jig with his students while Cobes slams his head into a wall and NAL screeches is really funny to me

Chilling out and kicking back with his students in cool, serpent-free Ireland, while Cobra gets verbally abused and hotboxed by the funk of unwashed BPD Wendy's in the 90F+ heat of a Casper autumn.

Keep on rockin' bud.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

+1 fuck Marty. The only involvement I want to see of Marty is him getting the bright idea to go fistfight a retard irl again and Cobes happening to have that shotgun of his on standby.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

I hate to say this, but should we just accept that NAL is now a part of the Cobraverse?
That bitch is going nowhere. She will not move out because she will forever torment Josh with "You can't kick me out, I'll go straight to the cops to show them that you abused me" or "you can't kick me out, I'm pregnant"

Nobody wants her. Nobody asked for those floppy ears and saggy underarms to show up and barge into Josh's life. But I think she's here to stay. Circle of protection on Jason Vorhees Boyle.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

+1 fuck Marty. The only involvement I want to see of Marty is him getting the bright idea to go fistfight a retard irl again and Cobes happening to have that shotgun of his on standby.

Cobes with his shotgun is more dangerous than Cyraxx with his .22lr bolt action.

On today's episode of Kiwi Farms Presents: Deadliest Warrior.

 

[biggacracka]

Imagine waking up with a head throbbing hangover sick as a dog and the first thing you see is NAL grinning and staring directly into your eyes. "JOOOOOOOOOOSHIE time to wake up Jossshie!"
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Call me Kurt Cobain because I'm painting my ceiling if it happens

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Kino, I'm now imagining Bub being Cobes but he's not even a zombie, he's just so unkempt that Logan thinks he's a zombie.
"Fuck off dood! I told you I'm not a fucking zombies!"
"Now it's time for your... reward!"
"Fuck yeah toobz, food hacks! TWU"

 

[Giant Machine]

Not even a large stuffed crust pizza from Papa John's with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos and anchovies will fix this one.

What if they give the option for Alfredo sauce?

 

[Slim Boglim]

With one video titled “im single” an almost infinite number of potential parallel timelines all erupted at once. Across each destroyed timeline there was one common factor. The birth of a young boy named Jason Saunders to parents Joshua and Jessica.
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Potential Timelines restored. Start buying up Jason Saunders stocks ASAP

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

This feels all very exploitative now. Between Chris, Porkney, Marty, NAL and JM, all are using the boy to get things that they want, and it looks like symbiotic alliances are forming with the boy at the nexus being subject to all these gayop forces.

Josh wanted to be left alone and Chris paid for a ticket for NAL to go to Casper, so he by far is the worst. NAL wants the attention and JM is facilitating that while making money. NAL goes live and Cobra loses it.

As long as NAL can get the attention these fucks will keep sending her back until someone is dead or in jail. Even if Cobra leaves the internet there is no escape.

I hope they all die horrible deaths from super aids so the boy can do his drink combos and his food hacks in peace. He's a retard and these fucks are tormenting him.

 

[wenttobermuda]

What a miserable state of affairs.

Once upon a time, Cobes was just a goofy retard who, through deficits of self-awareness, couldn't help but broadcast his weirdness to the world. It was occasionally hilarious and fascinating. His descent into alcoholism spoiled the vibe, but he remained somewhat interesting in a queasy way.

NAL has poisoned it all. Far worse than booze or trolls. She brings out the absolute worst in him. It calls to mind Rev and Shanny. At least there are no kids for Cobes to kick.

The maddening thing isn't Cobes' weakness in the face of bottom shelf gash. It's that NAL isn't competent enough to have done this on her own. Were it not for the financial support of some absolute shitheads, she'd be pissing in her parents attic right now instead of grinding Cobes down to a nub.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I declare a doxx fatwah on Mr.Oinkers for doordashing Jessica against Josh's will.

I'm starting to hate everybody orbiting Josh. Porkney, Jessica, Jm, Mr.Oinkers... all of them. Leave our Tard ALONE!

He's too stupid to see that they're ALL using him. Not a genuine friend among them.

Josh was absolutely right to stop streaming and basically disappear. They all fucking suck. Fuck Sickos.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Josh wanted to be left alone and Chris paid for a ticket for NAL to go to Casper, so he by far is the worst. NAL wants the attention and JM is facilitating that while making money. NAL goes live and Cobra loses it.

Chris is by far the biggest faggot in this whole story.

I listened to him talk on Porkney's panel, and he's such a fucking retard. He said, "oh, I never wanted this to happen, and I'm doing everything in my power to stop it". Fuck you. This mother fucker will continuously give NAL money to go back in order to fabricate "content". I wouldn't be surprised if he canceled the return flight, in order to get one of them killed/in jail.

He also said "I'm afraid people are going to harass me now". Well, good. Maybe you shouldn't be fucking with other people's lives and punching glass you retard. I know he's just playing the victim publicly, but in private he's rubbing his hands together, happy as can be.

JM is a fucking goober trying to live off of the situation. But Chris is the fucking worst of them all.

EDIT: I hope Marty doesn't try to get his filthy paws on Cobra. He's a degenerate poop toucher, and he already tried to troll Josh once and failed. But considering how fragile the boy is mentally right now, he might succeed. What a fucking shitshow this is being.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

What a miserable state of affairs.

Once upon a time, Cobes was just a goofy retard who, through deficits of self-awareness, couldn't help but broadcast his weirdness to the world. It was occasionally hilarious and fascinating. His descent into alcoholism spoiled the vibe, but he remained somewhat interesting in a queasy way.

NAL has poisoned it all. Far worse than booze or trolls. She brings out the absolute worst in him. It calls to mind Rev and Shanny. At least there are no kids for Cobes to kick.

The maddening thing isn't Cobes' weakness in the face of bottom shelf gash. It's that NAL isn't competent enough to have done this on her own. Were it not for the financial support of some absolute shitheads, she'd be pissing in her parents attic right now instead of grinding Cobes down to a nub.

NAL is the final culmination of the people who actually wished harm on Cobes. Since 2021, the number of alogs and their activity has grown slowly but steadily. In just 2 years it went from bad actors Doordashing him duster, to some maladjusted sick fuck paying for his psycho ex's plane ticket and now he's in more danger than he's ever been in before.

It's not even about "content" anymore because everything is so gatekept and cloak and dagger. These people literally just want to hurt Josh. And like clockwork, every single one of these alogs we dox turns out to be some loser fuckup taking their frustration out on Cobes.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I know he's just playing the victim publicly, but in private he's rubbing his hands together, happy as can be.

For now, at least. Chris if you are reading this, we have a particular set of skills. Skills that are a nightmare for people like you. If you stop now that will be the end of it. If you don't, we will pursue you, we will find you, and we will dox you.

Actually, too late you fuck. It's only a matter of time you massive cunt.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Chris, Porkney, Marty, NAL and JM,

My God it’s Cobes’ own axis of evil.

In other news r/KingCobraJFSFansOnly, the last very active splinter subreddit, has died.

 

[often puzzled]

Woah easy now, that shit was mainly FFG and the idiot Breezy. One because of some Jewish whatever, the other because she’s desperate for any internet fuck she can get. Majority of BP was “wait and see” and much like every fat kid, he gave up quickly.

Oh, no, my apologies, I wasn't clear: I didn't mean the gorlworld people here. BP had better sense than that, for the most part. The Twitter, Reddit, and so on crowd, though-- not so much. I was keeping an eye on both during that time, and they were salivating at the thought of what havoc Marty might possibly wreak.

I just hope Marty stays away from this, because NAL is already more than enough, and she's not going to go away as long as people keep funding her trips to Casper.

 

[3deadniggers]

For now, at least. Chris if you are reading this, we have a particular set of skills. Skills that are a nightmare for people like you. If you stop now that will be the end of it. If you don't, we will pursue you, we will find you, and we will dox you.

Actually, too late you fuck. It's only a matter of time you massive cunt.

The way modern glass tappers are there needs to be a real hard push back against them to scare them into behaving if this is ever going to stop. While the worst that ever happens is someone gets doxxed and disappears they're going to keep trying to hurt internet personalities. If these faggots ended up swatted themselves or had their families harassed for months on end they would stop others doing the same in the future. Instead they make a new discord name or go on all the podcasts/streams for attention and nothing bad ever happens to them. They're spending thousands of dollars to hurt innocent people for 2 minute internet videos. The entire concept of "content" has brain rotted everyone involved and they're competing for literally retards attention by throwing thousands of dollars at them.

 

[bookers]

I know this has been said before, but..... CIRCLE OF PROTECTION AROUND THE BOY
It felt like he had a chance recently.
Got a new place and was going back to doing some foodhacks and stuff.
Like for a while I thought he was on the verge of death
and it seemed like maybe he was starting to pull up a little bit recently.

But he was fucking wasted in that NAL stream (and I don't blame him for drinking around her) and now it seems like he's really squarely back in the danger zone.