Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[glass_houses]

It’s bizarre to me that these pooners are not informed about the actual, harmful side effects when going on HRT. For what reason are they kept in the dark by these supposed medical professionals? It seems so silly, not to mention damaging.

Because warning people that their "lifesaving medical care" has side effects is "transphobic". Even in support groups, troons and pooners will immediately dogpile anyone who complains about side effects.

This is not just a troon issue; think of HAES morons registering complaints with relevant authorities over their doctors violently triggering them by saying that they're going to die at age 45 if they don't put down the fork.

The fact is, many, many people have tried to explain to genderspecials that abusing synthetic hormones would fuck them up, and those people were bludgeoned into silence for being "bigoted". The end result was afirm, afirm, afirm... and now the consequences are beginning to pile up.

Honestly, I thought that it'd be another half decade before the tide started turning, this wonderful. All we need is a few self loathing brain dead lesbians haemorrhaging to death on public transport and things will be well under way.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Also, why do so many pooners act like wiggers?

Going wigger is easier and edgier than going Chad. Track suits, ball caps and gold chains. Cool hand gestures. Rap music! A totally modern (and acceptable) cultural appropriation badass archetype. For white boys. Meanwhile, Chad is too right wing domestic terrorist racist misogynist gym rat coded. No fun hats or jewelry, and polo shirts and tank tops are too form fitting and flesh revealing.

Being almost 5 years on Testosterones, this pooner discovers her uterus atrophies after suffering debilitating cramps. She hadn't known this could happen. Her doctor told her the only solution she knows for it hysterectomy, so she tries to find out if there is any other way to take care of it. So much for informed consent, eh?

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It's a sad state of affairs where your average Kiwi Farmer is more aware of that particular "cramping from uterine atrophy" side effect that comes from years of T usage than a pooner or her esteemed gender doctor. She must not be having any sex these days. It really hits hard then, and can last a long time afterwards.

"If you're a boy who has a uterus...or if you're someone else who...or, or, or!" Oh, please. You're a grown ass woman who is so recognizably female from the way you speak and act it's ridiculous.

 

[thejackal2]

Just saw one in the wild. Is it required that the pooner looks like a chemo patient and dresses in the sloppiest oversized pastels and off whites? It's half terminal cancer patient half some 40 year old dude trying out his first resort wear.

 

[Fapcop]

It’s bizarre to me that these pooners are not informed about the actual, harmful side effects when going on HRT. For what reason are they kept in the dark by these supposed medical professionals? It seems so silly, not to mention damaging.

Of course they were informed.

They just to ignore it.

It’s literally called INFORMED CONSENT. They get a long ass list of possible side effects, and skim past them all to sign it at the bottom.

And then, when shit invariably goes wrong they put on their best surprise pikachu face and go: “Whaaa?!? The doctor only told me I MIGHT get this sideeffect!!! How come a doctor making a living of doing gender shit, doesn’t warn me about doing gender shit?!”

I know, a woman trying to blame someone else. Who would have thought it!

 

[pink cigarettes]

Of course they were informed.

They just to ignore it.

It’s literally called INFORMED CONSENT. They get a long ass list of possible side effects, and skim past them all to sign it at the bottom.

And then, when shit invariably goes wrong they put on their best surprise pikachu face and go: “Whaaa?!? The doctor only told me I MIGHT get this sideeffect!!! How come a doctor making a living of doing gender shit, doesn’t warn me about doing gender shit?!”

I know, a woman trying to blame someone else. Who would have thought it!

I agree there is a lot of dodging responsibility- but it is still weird as hell that the "effects of steroids on females" type warning sheets are way more dire than the list of side effects given to FTMs for what is essentially the same thing. And I know for a fact that, 10-15 years ago at least, none of this extreme stuff was on those troon informed consent sheets because I read them! in a desperate attempt to stop an earlier wave of troon-outs amongst female friends (with no luck, of course. Who the hell knows if they are all literally or figuratively falling apart now). CRACKING AND BLEEDING JFC I CAN'T

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

"If you're a boy who has a uterus...or if you're someone else who...or, or, or!" Oh, please. You're a grown ass woman who is so recognizably female from the way you speak and act it's ridiculous.

That part caught my ear as stupid, but also the oddly coy "er um gee if you have...YOU KNOW...a PARTNER...tee hee...and like...oxytocin, nudge nudge wink wink."

It wasn't that long ago that every college in the country was having to have the ritual performance of Vagina Monologues where they said VAGINA over and over again and made fun of that level of squeamishness around sex. These trannies are almost back to putting pants on the table legs level of prudishness.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

That part caught my ear as stupid, but also the oddly coy "er um gee if you have...YOU KNOW...a PARTNER...tee hee...and like...oxytocin, nudge nudge wink wink."

It wasn't that long ago that every college in the country was having to have the ritual performance of Vagina Monologues where they said VAGINA over and over again and made fun of that level of squeamishness around sex. These trannies are almost back to putting pants on the table legs level of prudishness.

I think the Vagina Monologues has been cancelled for being transphobic. Apparently it didn’t include men in dresses. How ironic - men censoring women yet again.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Just saw one in the wild. Is it required that the pooner looks like a chemo patient and dresses in the sloppiest oversized pastels and off whites? It's half terminal cancer patient half some 40 year old dude trying out his first resort wear.

Yes, look at Dr. Shibidi Gallagher the teet yeeting butcher's facebook gallery, every single one looks something like that

https://www.facebook.com/drsidhbhgallagher/photos , scroll down and behold

 

[glass_houses]

Can someone please explain to me why pooners are so fixated on Hawaiian shirts?

 

[2mm and 99 others]

They feel like they must look different from the trendy girls of these days, who wear baggy boy clothes in neutral colours. Also like that they can flaunt the scars while still being clothed.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

What else was supposed to happen?

HRT was supposed to be a magical panacea that would turn them into a real manly man and fix all their problems. Obviously.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Can someone please explain to me why pooners are so fixated on Hawaiian shirts?

Cultural appropriation. They're a fun and ironic manly fashion statement that only obnoxious men who are secure in their masculinity wear.

Before the Dawn of the Global Economy, Hawaiian shirts were a big status symbol. Like leis, you had to travel to Hawaii to get one.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Can someone please explain to me why pooners are so fixated on Hawaiian shirts?

There is a genre of men who I am going to refer to as 'fat guys in Hawaiian shirts' that are considered very charismatic, funny and non threatening by woman; think guys like Jack Black. I'm guessing all the fat pooners would love to be these kinda guys as it's a rare instance of obesity being beneficial to the aesthetic. Height also doesn't really matter either.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Can someone please explain to me why pooners are so fixated on Hawaiian shirts?

Many Pooners are fat, and as others have noted, Hawaiian Shirts are the traditional attire of the charismatic Jolly Fat Guy (think John Candy, John Belushi, Chris Farley Jack Black etc) so Pooners, again misunderstanding what people like about guys like that, and like all Trannies that believe gender is a costume, think that if they wear the outfit, that means they'll inherit the charisma that makes the Hawaiian Shirt wearing fat guy fun to be around.
Of course it doesn't work like that, they just become Pooners in bright shirts, sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken.

 

[highly regarded 420]

I was having a really bad day but then I looked at these pooner memes and now my life doesn't seem so bad.

Thanks, OP

 

[Fapcop]

Can someone please explain to me why pooners are so fixated on Hawaiian shirts?

For the same reason they wear the most colorful dainty shit and all have a massive wardrobe of boxer shorts no man would ever wear*.

Because they’re women.

*I don’t know a man whose boxer shorts aren’t just utilitarian mono colored boxers. With (maybe) one or two exceptions. Yet these chicks always show off their multicolored, zany and “cute” boxers like… Well, women showing off their lingeries.

 

[thejackal2]

Yes, look at Dr. Shibidi Gallagher the teet yeeting butcher's facebook gallery, every single one looks something like that

https://www.facebook.com/drsidhbhgallagher/photos , scroll down and behold

Bro...



it's fucking thing huh.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

btw., in case a normal queerky shirt isn't enough, Shibby merch seems to exist too. Many fine specimens of spherical doods in the gallery and I did not scroll to the bottom yet, but my ''favourite'' is that one on the 2nd photo. I don't want to body-shame much, but as we say all the time: hit the gym first.

 

[Procrastinhater]

btw., in case a normal queerky shirt isn't enough, Shibby merch seems to exist too. Many fine specimens of spherical doods in the gallery and I did not scroll to the bottom yet, but my ''favourite'' is that one on the 2nd photo. I don't want to body-shame much, but as we say all the time: hit the gym first.

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Holy fucking shit you didn't photoshop that shirt did you?
It's an actual Shibbyshirt.

Spoiler: Shibbyshirtism

I'm fucking conflicted I want one to give my brother in law for Christmas because he's an asshole who always buys me stuff like that he knows I'll hate and that Shibbyshirt would be perfect, but I don't want to put money in her pocket.

The world is somehow a better and simultaneously much worse place now that this thing exists.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]