Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Izdaja Slika]

You've got to wonder how Matt and trey got so much of the inside scoop on troons.
I know Colorado is a very troon friendly place but they are surely busy men to be endlessly observing and plotting the intricacies of this shit.
I wonder if they happened to know a particularly gross middle age marriage crashing AGP in their younger lives and have been medium distance witness to the car crash all the time, and so got a jump start for a reading on what would happen when it started noticeably spreading?
I'd be very interested to know.

I don't think you'd need to actually know any. You just need to examine what your own reaction would be.

For example: heterosexual married men, how would you feel if your wife said she was now your husband and started taking testosterone, grew some face pubes, told people you were a gay male couple, and scheduled getting her tits cut off? Would you be happy about it? I'm not even a heterosexual man and I can tell you wouldn't be happy.

So in my bored lurking of mtf, I lold at some nerd asking how he can tell if his boardgame shop is lgtb friendly. He wants to go play dnd competitions or some shit and is spooked going in even though he's "boy moding. "

Suspecting he has a hilarious post history, I go look. First post is about how he got too sad to jerk off and now his weiner shrunk and won't get hard.

Second post was about how he wanted a bra....but needs to ask his parents to buy it for him, but is too scared. My first thought was whoa, why is this underage autistic kid posting about his dick?

Then I saw....he's in college. This is a full grown adult living at home, and sad mommy won't buy him a bra.

It's astounding how they will put these intellectually and socially deficient people on hormones and fast track them to surgery. This guy is clearly stunted but hey, fill him with e. I bet he gets mom to do his shots

Um, how the fuck do you stop using your dick?

The only way I can think is that you have a suprapubic catheter.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I hope to God the last thing she heard was "Lady drop the fucking gun".

If she was still conscious after that first round broke her spine (she was sort of reaching for the gun but it could have been nerves misfiring) she would have heard "she's down" at least. The last word she heard was probably "push the LPVO"

Was/Were.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Um, how the fuck do you stop using your dick?

The only way I can think is that you have a suprapubic catheter.

I think he means using it in sexual ways, meaning he's not jerking off anymore. Troons seem to think very little about any non-sexual functions genitals might have as opposed to pooners who can't stop thinking about pissing, so if they stop cranking it that means they stopped using it for anything they deem relevant. I really hope he still washes it at least...

 

[AfghanBlue]

There’s a bunch of other posts about her dad and coming out.
And posts about nail art and her cute little Mini Cooper. (Sigh).

She’s 19 and from New Zealand, and aside from her other incredibly feminine posts we find this gem:

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Makes about as much sense as a man who’s scared of testicle pain putting his balls in a vice.

It’s all so very tiring.
And very retarded.

I am absolutely desperate to know what she actually wanted /expected.
This reminds me (before being mega banned from reddit, lol) of counselling some absolutely terrified 16 year old autistic choir singer who had been on testosterone 3 weeks whose voice as already changing and she hated it,rhat she needed to stop and it would go back and did no one tell her shit? (answer no they didn't and she didn't look it up)

WHAT
DO YOU even
WANT?!?!!

Genuinely what effect is there that you want?
I think it's really easy to assume people aren't as stupid as a lot of them are. There seems to be a contingent that hears Testosterone as cool happy subculture product and doesn't in any way connect it to what it actually is.
Which is a bizarre as fuck thing to think but then you see videos showing a stupid amount of Americans wandering around times square unable to point out France on a map or something so..


Also, did the comment about Matt Stone and trey Parker suggest one of their wives pooned out? If not it still doesn't explain how they foresaw.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I am absolutely desperate to know what she actually wanted /expected.
This reminds me (before being mega banned from reddit, lol) of counselling some absolutely terrified 16 year old autistic choir singer who had been on testosterone 3 weeks whose voice as already changing and she hated it,rhat she needed to stop and it would go back and did no one tell her shit? (answer no they didn't and she didn't look it up)

WHAT
DO YOU even
WANT?!?!!

Genuinely what effect is there that you want?

Well, what some of the pooners want seems discernible:

• Be perceived as a boy and you better fucking perceive me as a boy
• But not a boy with body hair gross, no, a completely hairless or waxed twink like the European and Japanese gay porn I watch
• And not a pooner frog voice I just want my current voice but boys can be natural sopranos don't you know
• Also male pattern baldness, body hair, male medical issues like strokes are all stupid and gross I don't want that
• Oh I love getting into scrapes and schoolyard fights because I'm such a boy

Actually I can't keep this list up fuck pooners (not literally obviously who would want to do that).

I think he means using it in sexual ways, meaning he's not jerking off anymore. Troons seem to think very little about any non-sexual functions genitals might have as opposed to pooners who can't stop thinking about pissing, so if they stop cranking it that means they stopped using it for anything they deem relevant. I really hope he still washes it at least...

My god, the troon brain.

Even at peak masturbation (think 14-19 year old male), you still piss more often than you jerk off. Imagine forgetting your dick also contains your urethra.

Fuck troons.

 

[cold comfort]

Yes, well, they're clearly not even on speaking terms now. Couldn't even get them to agree to be in the same photo. (a)

Spoiler

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Pooner wants to get limb-lengthening surgery because she's so short she can't reach the toilet. (a)

 

[PandaChai]

Yet another pooner finds out that men don’t consider her a man. Shocker!

...people don't find me attractive at all, at least not the people that I find attractive.

Heads up buttercup, that's life!
If she wanted to find a man who'd spelunk in her front hole, she should saunter over to this thread to see what sort of fella they are. Hint, they aren't the effete twinks she's likely after, and they certainly aren't gay. In the objective, solely attracted to the same sex sense, they're still a but fruity.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i like how this thread used to heavily be MtF but currently has recently shifted to ebing mostly about pooners. i find pooners funnier and more amusing than troons.

>boybrother
>sister girl

these are honestly new terms to me.

>use the currently way a person refers to their gender
> non trans is cis

the thing is, neither i nor most non trannies ever use the term 'cis' to describe ourselves. only brain dead allies and handmaidens use it. so why is it that i need to respect what a tranny calls themselves and only use that term but they insist on shoving the cis term down our throats despite nobody sane ever using that term?

In the end, it's not going to be transphobes like us who will bring about a shift in public perception of TRAs, but the troons themelves.

that is how it always has been, it hasnt been transphobes turning people against trannies, it has been seeing firsthand how insane or disgusting trannies are which has turn normal people against the troons. troons really are their own worst enemies.

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>the pooner sleeps with someone
>person then troons out

sounds like grooming to me. pooner is engaged in the traditional tranny pastime of grooming vulnerable people into their cult.

I never did hook ups, so I don't really understand the culture, admittedly. I am ugly and no one will have sex with me, obv.

same brother, same.

I have only been on hrt for around 2.5 months, so I haven’t developed many feminine features yet

troons really do think HRT is magical, dont they?

I was wearing a full face of makeup and a skirt, and feeling good about my femininity.

i recall when it used to be said that dresses and makeup isnt inherently feminine, that men can wear dresses too. funny how with the trans stuff we have gone full circle and now embrace the most dogmatic and strict gender roles and stereotypes.

always fucking city people doing this shit

well well, look at the city tranny and their fancy spinny skirt.

look how much the nipples point out to the side. this is probably the worst case of tranny sideways moobs ive seen.

lmao, little pooner dood needs to use those little kid's urinals which go all the way down to the floor. the kind you see in elementary schools.

 

[Evilronald]

Tranny pretends to feel confident but is actually sad that they had no one wanting to watch them “life model.” Reveals that being tranny totally isn’t a fetish with all of the troons bragging about being sluts or wanting to be one. This troon has some sort of main character thing going on comparing itself to a romance novel character.

 

[Geraldine]

Today I looked in the mirror and I’ve stopped passing to myself again.

The sheer number of layers of mental illness contained in this one sentence .

Stopped passing to myself == A momentary flash of sanity, quickly repressed.
I get a strong impression that old school psychiatry for all its faults could have prevented a lot of these cases.

I really hope he still washes it at least...

Never did.

 

[Fapcop]

A lil’ pregnant “dood” gets a heartfelt message from an old friend…



Needless to say the pooner and her fellow lil’ doods are OUTRAGED!




Yet… 8 months later we get this:



It seems a seed was planted.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

A lil’ pregnant “dood” gets a heartfelt message from an old friend…

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Needless to say the pooner and her fellow lil’ doods are OUTRAGED!

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Yet… 8 months later we get this:

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It seems a seed was planted.

That was a good friend. That this Lil Dood will never contact again because narcissism doesn't allow for people to admit to mistakes, but a good friend still.

This just seems like a a clear-cut case of trauma regarding her own gender. She could go to therapy to figure out why labels like 'girl' or 'ma'am' are so offensive to her that she needs to inject exogeous hormones to get away from them. But I guess that's too much work and not as special as calling herself 'non-binary'.

I do feel for her baby girl, though. Mommy and daddy are obviously nuts and WILL push that shit on her. The moment the baby shows any interest in a dinosaur toy over a doll, she will be started on T because 'clearly he's a boy with boy interests and must be saved from the trauma of growing up socialized the wrong way'.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Tranny pretends to feel confident but is actually sad that they had no one wanting to watch them “life model.”

"Sadly, no one came..." LMAO. I guess that other modeling session when he wore a bikini didn't make the artists want to come back and draw him again in the nude?

I can't stop laughing about that. Maybe times are different now, but life drawing models used to be hard to come by and artists were grateful (and really non discriminatory!) when someone (anyone!) would pose nude for them.

 

[Barr2011]

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Yes, well, they're clearly not even on speaking terms now. Couldn't even get them to agree to be in the same photo. (a)

Spoiler

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Pooner wants to get limb-lengthening surgery because she's so short she can't reach the toilet. (a)
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Those tits are basically strangers lol, he’s 100% going to get tubular manboobs

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

out of curiosity i checked that and submitted using a throw away email address. i want to know if they never contact me or if they send me some anti transphobe tirade. i guess they could also send some pro castrating children propaganda pamphlet or something. ill update the thread if i ever get anything.

just an update, i was using email on deck and they have already wiped the address, but before they wiped it i never did get any email from that group. so maybe they really dont send anything out if you check that option. though im not ruling out that they might put your email on a list or share it with scammers.

 

[Vi0l3t]

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Tranny pretends to feel confident but is actually sad that they had no one wanting to watch them “life model.” Reveals that being tranny totally isn’t a fetish with all of the troons bragging about being sluts or wanting to be one. This troon has some sort of main character thing going on comparing itself to a romance novel character.

Yeah definitely not a fetish. Again they show that the only way they view women is through porn or tv.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

A lil’ pregnant “dood” gets a heartfelt message from an old friend…

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Needless to say the pooner and her fellow lil’ doods are OUTRAGED!

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Yet… 8 months later we get this:

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It seems a seed was planted.

I love a Pooner getting mad at a friend for calling her a mom at a gender reveal for the baby that is only determined by biology.

 

[Vampirella]

your email on a list

They're going to be sending secret troon hit women to come get you, and give you aaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddsssssssssss!

 

[Procrastinhater]

I love a Pooner getting mad at a friend for calling her a mom at a gender reveal for the baby that is only determined by biology.

Lmfao at all the manly Doods talking about how hurtful words are and how Li'l Pooners friend is a bad person for telling this sensitive little woman she isn't the manliest man to ever man.

So hurtful.
Hopefully the Pooners friend planted enough doubts that this retarded woman doesn't damage her body and poison her child by breastfeeding while taking testosterone.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

it hasnt been transphobes turning people against trannies, it has been seeing firsthand how insane or disgusting trannies are which has turn normal people against the troons

Absolutely. People don't become anti-trans because of TERFs and TERFs have no need to proselytize/recruit. People become anti-trans simply from interacting with transgendered people in real life.

Anyway, did anyone else notice that there is a subreddit called r/honsonly? There's only one post in the whole subreddit and it was created two years ago. Here is the only post on "honsonly, where hons can get away from the passoid menace."