Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Matte isn't even in fashion any more, either. It's all about the glow and the highlighting these days.

Her entire makeup game is from a bygone era. I haven’t seen anyone IRL with that hard black line under the eyes that starts in the middle of the lid, not blended at all, since 2007. Not to mention that she overdoes her eyes AND her lips like she’s a country singer from 1986. Why is this slut so afraid of blending or neutrals?

Who taught this bitch to do her makeup? It’s not like there aren’t millions of tutorials for how to do this shit. By the time my daughters were 13, they were doing their mom’s makeup for nights out and it looked professionally done.

We all know April is not an intelligent woman, but she’s so dumb that she thinks she’s attractive enough to get away with makeup that looks like shit. Completely false.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

She got a lot of work done and is always heavily filtered. I doubt she can raise her eyebrows.

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Holy shit she looks nothing like she did just a couple years ago where she still had the facial structure of a 20-something.


That's straight up horror fuel.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Why would a child abusing drug addicted subhuman cuck think anyone cares about his opinions on relationships and families? He's absolutely failed at both these things and at even being a human being. A subhuman cuck has no advice anyone should consider, and serves only as an example of how to fail at life.

Relationships, families, law, streaming... I wouldn't even trust his opinion on whiskey, he probably thinks expensive = good.

 

[SargonF00t]

Has anyone kept a post or reference to all the great lies and hypocrisies of Nick Rekieta?

I saw again recently a clip from a few years ago, where he was speaking out against polygamy with what sounded like genuine conviction.

There are tweets where he denies ever saying Jesus was a sinner, then when someone provides a link to him saying it, he then doubles down and tries to argue why he is right about the thing he had only seconds before, denied ever saying.

https://x.com/RealMelcolmX/status/1830033212338553218

https://archive.md/J3M2b

 

[Strix454]

In retrospect, I kind of think now that Nick's whole "relationship expert" discussion angle he kept trying was aimed at creating opportunities to chat up men, women or couples. Especially those younger than himself. That whole video clip looking back from what we know now seems alot more creep-ish than I remembered it being.

 

[asr]

I'd guess there was further tests done abd they didn't go Balldo's way. Hence why he was frantically reading research papers. Didn't he say 40 or so?

If he had retested and it had been clear he would have shown it on stream 100%.

I would LOVE to see nick and/or his representation try to handwave away the mass spec and liquid chromatography.

 

[Captain Manning]

Are those different Imholte´s A-Logs and they are coming one by one every day or is this the same schizo with different accounts?

I dunno, but it's fucking annoying. I'd wish they would go all back to Reddit where they belong. Or at least confine their stupidity to the Aaron thread.

Sounds like the kind of thing he’d try and do. I don’t understand how he has gotten this far going after people and none of this has been brought up about him.

I dunno why in general, but as for the Farms specifically, @Desktop User2 is correct.

Melton is almost all about Aaron, and nobody on KF gave a single solitary fuck about Aaron until Aaron entered Nick's orbit. Thus nobody gave a shit about about Melton until he decided to enter Nick's orbit.

Moral of the story is: Stay the fuck out of Nick's orbit. It's the bad kind of attention.

I have been doing some basic research, out of morbid curiosity, and I will note that it appears that some of the Dabbleverse specific reddits seem already cognizant of the fact that Melton is sussy-baka AF.

r/HackerverseAnonymous seems especially hostile towards the entire Dabbleverse, Aaron, Melton, Vito, Geno, and even Nick to some extent. Basically they seem to think everybody in this mess is a lolcow.

Example:

https://www.reddit.com/r/HackverseAnonymous/comments/1f4byo9/patrick_meltons_song_about_wanting_to_have_s3x/

https://archive.is/EzaPB

There's also, amusingly enough, a
r/NobodyLikesPatrick.

Either one might be worth a more serious look if it's determined a Melton thread is worthwhile. I have other archives, but it's probably not appropriate to spam them in this particular thread.

In general, it seems obvious the things Melton has said and done aren't completely in the shadows. At least some people know and have preserved some of it.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick is a cowardly vindictive retard.

Is Nick so brain rotted that he can gaslight himself as well as he thinks he can others, or is he trapped in his own mind somehere, screaming?

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Has anyone kept a post or reference to all the great lies and hypocrisies of Nick Rekieta?

There's so many hours of content in Nick's old streams that people are likely still digging through them and finding questionable things he did and said back in the day that flew under the radar.

 

[buttmunch]

Has anyone kept a post or reference to all the great lies and hypocrisies of Nick Rekieta?

okay that's easy but has anyone kept a post or reference to a single truth spoken by nick risotto?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

There's so many hours of content in Nick's old streams that people are likely still digging through them and finding questionable things he did and said back in the day that flew under the radar.

A lot of people just stopped watching him, so many are discovering new things they dislike about him now seeing stuff in retrospect. I found him unbearably smug when he did the law streams and his takes were questionable even to me as a layperson when it comes to interpreting the clusterfuck that are US laws.

I had decided to completely ignore him, then he got arrested and I went down the rabbit hole.
I kinda wish I never had done that, but now I am forever connected to the druggy asshole in some way.

 

[repentance]

Once he admits it to himself his life ruination will be complete but he would also be able to start picking up the pieces and try to make positive changes in his life and for his family. BUT he will likely never admit it and will just continue his decline until death.

Plenty of fucked up people have no desire to change their lives at all and it's not because they're in denial. Nick is far more likely to be one of them than to reach a point where he wants to return to some kind of stable normality.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

A lot of people just stopped watching him, so many are discovering new things they dislike about him now seeing stuff in retrospect. I found him unbearably smug when he did the law streams and his takes were questionable even to me as a layperson when it comes to interpreting the clusterfuck that are US laws.

Even at the height of enjoying his content it was rare that I could sit through an entire stream of his. I would almost always either leave it playing in the background, not picking everything up, or browse timestamps in the VoD. 10+ hours of streaming content a week at a time is just too much to take in in its totality, at least for me.

 

[thebigdream]

okay that's easy but has anyone kept a post or reference to a single truth spoken by nick risotto?

He speaks the truth all the time, like when he calls himself a gay faggot.

Even at the height of enjoying his content it was rare that I could sit through an entire stream of his. I would almost always either leave it playing in the background, not picking everything up, or browse timestamps in the VoD. 10+ hours of streaming content a week at a time is just too much to take in in its totality, at least for me.

Just like his trial streams were held up by guests, his solo content was held up by the subject matter. I liked that Nick had an eye for interesting cases (or more likely, stole ideas from others who did), and so I didn't mind listening to his questionable or vague legal takes because I wasn't that invested. This is why his pivot to personal content sunk him, no one watched Nick for Nick because no one cared about him that way. It could've worked if he was a redeemable human, but with degens like him, the more you find out the less you wish to know.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Holy shit she looks nothing like she did just a couple years ago where she still had the facial structure of a 20-something.

Well on this photo she doesn't have a facial structure at all. I do think up to some point you have to be mentally disturbed to post photos of yourself this heavily edited. In some cases it's just cynical lying to get the simps excited, but in her case I really think she has body image issues. The last photos of her in the wild (as in taken by someone else than her, mostly from conventions) seem to be from 2018, but I haven't searched for too long. With most of those streamer women being much younger than her, like Venti or that Star Wars moron, she probably wouldn't want to stand next to them in real life photos, even with heavy make up.

I'm really not sure why she wants in on Nick drama that badly, there's nothing to gain there for her. Unless she still thinks of Nick as a big streamer who will get her numbers.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I can't find evidence of him citing Kenzie Reeves though I'm sure he said it. (Her body is eerily similar to April's.)

Here you go:

Nick's Favorite Pornstars: Krystal Boyd and Kenzie Reeves

During Nick's appearance on Simpcast in 2022 (say hi to Melonie Mac in the top right) where he was defending his and Kayla's bottlebutt posting and general degeneracy, he claims to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars by name.

Chrissie asks Nick to name his top three. Nick only names two and awkwardness ensues. Nick's favorite is Krystal Boyd followed by Kenzie Reeves.

Nick certainly has a type and it isn't Kayla, unless he just likes women that much smaller than him whose names start with K (cursory research shows Krystal is 5 ft 3 in, Kenzie is 4 ft 10 in, and Kayla has been reported as 5 ft 1 in).

Note: Krystal Boyd is also mentioned a few times by Nick during the 2022 "Erection Night" stream that he did with Kayla, Branca, and others.

Was going to post and image of each girl for reference, but after researching, thought better of it. Yes, you can easily see their ribs.


Fun fact, Kenzie Reeves is also Nick's favorite porn meme (the one where she is on a couch and surrounded by black men). Apparently, Nick is a fan of more than just the meme.

EDIT: Apparently, a young blonde called Piper Perri is in Nick's favorite porn meme. She is a 4 ft 10, skinny, and blonde, which tracks with Nick's tastes.

 

[just Reading a post]

Has Nick given up the pretense of being a streamer now? He hasn't streamed for a full week

OBJECTION! HEARSAY!
No, he is just banging 7 gram rocks and drinking tiger blood.
Joke aside. I can imagine constantly streaming and arguing points is getting to him now. His legal council have also probably mentioned that doing anymore might hurt his case.
He got mostly what he wants now any way, Aaron is going down with him. Subjecting himself to kiwis arguing in the chat and recording his brain mushed face, is something i bet he is going to cut back on now.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I think all the respectable women are too clever to subject themselves to having their looks picked apart by the fat ugly NEETs who can’t see a woman online without losing their minds.

The real secret is that all the actual 'trad wife' types and upstanding Christian women with multiple kids who are stay at home moms don't have time or an interest in being on internet shows. I am sure there are a few who make appearances (Tim Gordon's wife in the Catholic online circle comes to mind) but mostly they are just normal people who have no desire to sit on the internet and talk about pop culture stuff on a podcast.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I could find no evidence of an actual wedding or marriage or him even living with her.

Considering how (relatively) small she is, I'd say there's a non-zero chance that he ate her.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Joke aside. I can imagine constantly streaming and arguing points is getting to him now. His legal council have also probably mentioned that doing anymore might hurt his case.
He got mostly what he wants now any way, Aaron is going down with him. Subjecting himself to kiwis arguing in the chat and recording his brain mushed face, is something i bet he is going to cut back on now.

I can't see him backing down and admitting defeat like that. He never did that with the Monty case or even the CHIPS case. He still argues with detractors almost everyday on twitter. Not today though, so maybe he has finally given up.

Edit* No, he just decided to put a tweet out just now. What a coincidence.

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